You little stupid asses who cannot get your shit together, please stop contacting me.  If I ask for a pic, send it.  I don't want to answer questions about it nor do I want to listen to excuses about why it took so long or why you weren't able to do it!!!  

If you brought your ass on this site and felt the urge to contact me, be willing and able to do what the fuck you are told or leave me the fuck alone!!

I am not trying to find a fuck buddy!! How many times do I have to say that!!  I need some dumb ass to worship me, sit still when told and have intelligent conversation.  Is that too much to ask???  Obviously so, because the people contacting me do not understand what the fuck I write when they message me and I can not tolerate an idiot!

If you think you can be what I need, contact me but don't be upset when you are dismissed!  

Weak little pussy boys should not apply to be my bitch...