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Blurb blurb blurb Just setting up a profile I'll fix this part later
Wait, why fix this later? No one ever reads this stuff.
And even if I wrote it all out it'd be all Hey look at me! I'm painting myself in the best possible light so you'll completely ignore my wacky human flaws! It's the internet, so we're both perfect!
The only girls who will read this will put a :-D smiley face in their first message.
Everyone else asdfouihjasereuionvzuiohweah
Oh, right. Almost forgot. This is the part where I'm supposed to go all "I am your Dom; you are my sub. Try to resist thinking about how much you want to be bound, tied, tickled, teased, pleased, and begging to please me. I'll bring the oil, handcuffs, blindfolds, sonorous voice, physical and psychological ways to bind you and use you until you scream for more, and everything else you need to lose yourself in ecstasy. You bring your submissive self waiting to serve."
But, you know what? Let's save all that for a bedroom. I've been both a dom and a master and know the difference, but there's also things in life like... oh, having a fun career selling cool things, studying psychology and neuroscience, lifting heavy things and grappling. Great kink, like great sex, is a very, very small part of an overall rockin' life. After we meet in real life we can go over all the fun ways you'll be a sub or slave, or maybe just a friend. Till then, let's get to know each other as... wait for it... wait... keep waiting... People!
Whoa. Mind blown. You can be an object later if we want.
I just see people take this stuff WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too seriously. And guys (well, girls... really just girls. No guys), it's cool to turn the kink on and off. More fun that way, too. Life is amazing outside of bedrooms, too.
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