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hercules quam feminam alpha et subiectam. Omnis incurventur alii
I used to have a few funny paragraphs about my life here, but rather than doing that I'd prefer to just cut to why I'm here. I'm a Submissive male BUT ONLY to the ones who can "capture" me and bend me to their will. Otherwise, unless you can mentally bend me and control me- make me yours then I'm a DOM to you. You could consider me a switch, but again as I restate I'm only a switch for the ALPHA female and nothing less. If you consider yourself that then let me know.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. After that I yearned the day not to be beaten by burlap bags and have my testicles shaven, so I decided to become a dancer for Chipndales. I worked senior nights mostly the tips were mediocre as they thought it was the 40, also the hours were only until 7 PM. So after going broke I moved back home looking for a woman to own me. Also if you havent got that everything but the stripper part was from Austin Powers..
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