We want a slave of Our Royal Highness... A doormat is not a description -- We expect more submission that that. We want to discipline somebody to the extend when the US Navy gets jealous -- when Her Majesty orders you to jump We want you not to whine but to ask how high, Your Majesty...Her Majesty wants you to realise and believe that We are the only sunshine over your horizon, that without Us you are a useless piece of nothing, We want you to know that you owe Us and that We intend to get you pay it back. We now seek a slave, a subject of Our Kingdom, who will submit to every single wish of his Queen, who will obey Our every single order, who will be Our posession, whom We can rent grant to someone as a gift. We will expect certain efficiency level of fulfilling Our demands, and failure to show it will result in severe punishment with no mercy -- up to an extend when a subject is expelled. If you dare to think you can cope -- you may now contact Her Majesty.