SEEKING MY ELIZA DOOLITTLE...
I am not a student of human nature.. I am a professor of a much wider academy of which human nature is merely a part."
Henry Higgins, an arrogant, irascible professor of phonetics, boasts to fellow linguist Colonel Pickering that he can train any woman to speak so properly that he could pass her off as a duchess. (In the terms now used by linguists, and which did not yet exist in the period of the show, Higgins said he could take a speaker of basilect and teach her to speak acrolect.)
Pickering is intrigued by Higgins's boast and wagers that Higgins cannot make good on his claim. Higgins takes on the challenge. He chooses as his subject Eliza Doolittle, a poor girl with a strong Cockney accent whom he encounters selling flowers in Covent Garden. An intensive makeover of Eliza's speech, manners, and dress begins in preparation for her appearance at the Embassy Ball...
The above is the plot of "My Fair Lady", of course, but what I offer here is more a case of Pygmalion with a kink
I am a highly-educated successful professional single male in my mid 40s, dominant by nature and capable of being both mentor and tormentor with equal ease. I am looking for my very own Eliza Doolittle to mould, educate and train as the ultimate submissive.
She will be from the "wrong side of the tracks"... Streetwise in the ways of life, perhaps, but not in moving in the upper circles of society. Through systematic coaching, loving in some ways and yet harsh in others, she will be groomed for service through power exchange to a level where she will at last be able to hold her own in the best restaurants, among the most intelligent company, and whilst accompanying her Sir on trips to explore the greatest cultures of the world.
My Eliza will be a pet, a servant, a companion and a source of constant amusement. Ah, but she will also be my toy, my sexual plaything and my absolute property!
Can you rise to the challenge? This is a sincere offer to the right person to have her horizons broadened through education and training and servitude and punishment, as well as enjoying a comfortable lifestyle she would not ordinarily have experienced.
No fakers, please - too much education and I will soon spot it. I want a "Blank Slate" to write upon. But, if you really are from a council estate, a chav community or the ASBO society, do get in touch today and let me knock that common little regional accent out of you! Hey, if you feel trapped in a relationship and know you deserve better than the daily drudge and scrimping and saving, we can talk about that too.
Thank you for reading this.
