Here is some Xmas butthurt for ya from some jackass who I do NOT know, who is such a scared little bitch that he has to cry and run! Oh yeah, he is 46 and his spelling is atrocious! Enjoy the laughs my faithful readers! Oh yeah, if you are reading this dude, I please my Master 24/7 as I live with him, dumb fuck! He TELLS me to post these, just so ya know! 

bitchboybaby on 12/24/12 at 7:07 PM:
why would you do that.. that is a useless waste of time you should be pleasing your master with the time wasted.. you are not proving you are intelligent.. only belligerant 

bitchboybaby on 12/24/12 at 7:10 PM:
I dont have an unblock button

D'awwwwww HOW CUTE! He thinks I care that he blocked me LMFAO!

Christmas copypasta! I'd rather have fruitcake, to be honest. He's 48 years old btw, just exudes maturity. HAHAHAHA I kid!

fakeprofilename on 12/15/12 at 5:22 PM:
ho ho ho Merry X-mas little one. Have you been a good girl for fakeprofilename? Tell me what panties you have on now color and decribe

Hellfiresslave on 12/15/12 at 5:27 PM:
Why don't you message hellfire79, my Master and ask HIM what color panties I have on?

Why would I be a good girl for you? I don't fuckiing know you. You can't even read a profile as short as mine is. I know, it is too dark under the bridge for reading, too bad they didn't remove the wifi access from under there so you are unable to send this stale Christmas copypasta to other women. Don't worry though cupcake, I'll be posting this in my journal on here as well as on another kink site group so EVERYONE can see how douchetastic you are!

fakeprofilename on 12/15/12 at 5:31 PM:
Ok I will and so you know you both will have shit in your stocking

fakeprofilename

ps you eat the shit

Hellfiresslave on 12/15/12 at 5:33 PM:
Aww butthurt! How precious! Need me to call the whaaaambulace for you? Order you a whaamburger and french cries? How about a nice cheese log to go with that whine?

 (note, the spelling gets worse as he gets more butthurt)

fakeprofilename on 12/15/12 at 5:41 PM:
LMAO you must be such a misserabe cunt to send me ano0ther message I did not read

I bet your fat and thuteless

Hellfiresslave on 12/15/12 at 5:48 PM:
Oh yeah! I'm a real lard ass! I'm 5' 8" and 148lbs.

Keep the butthurt coming, this is awesome to repost!

Amusing douchebaggery from vid chat pm.

As always, name changed.

[20:21:01] idiot: hey slut,
[20:21:05] idiot: hows it goin?
[20:21:12] Hellfiresslave: hey asshole
[20:21:16] Hellfiresslave: pretty decent
[20:21:26] idiot: im soory, r u not a slave?
[20:22:16] Hellfiresslave: yes, but I am not YOUR slave. Nor have I consented to any sort of anything where it would be appropriate for you to call me a slut.
[20:22:25] idiot: lol
[20:22:27] idiot has left the room idiot

Gotta love some of the Dumbinants in the vid chat here. This one PMed me without reading my profile first. Ahh well, enjoy the laugh!

[17:41:25] him: hello slave
[17:41:29] him: how re you?
[17:42:04] Hellfiresslave: Hello, good, you?
[17:42:09] him: very well
[17:42:13] him: you look pretty
[17:42:18] Hellfiresslave: ty
[17:42:22] him: no copliment
[17:42:30] him: i am real time Master for many years into lifestyle
[17:42:36] him: my name is realnamehere
[17:42:39] Hellfiresslave: That's nice.
[17:42:43] him: i like to be called Sir
[17:42:45] him: your name?
[17:43:18] him: tell me your name?
[17:43:24] Hellfiresslave: I only call my Master sir. We have no arrangement,so I shall call you by your screen name.
[17:43:33] Hellfiresslave: my name is Hellfiresslave
[17:43:38] him: do you have skype?
[17:43:43] Hellfiresslave: Yep
[17:43:46] him: here is real slow
[17:43:51] him: send me your skype please
[17:43:56] Hellfiresslave: Not for me and no
[17:44:02] him: you said no?
[17:44:15] Hellfiresslave: Yes I sure did.
[17:44:21] him: why?
[17:44:52] Hellfiresslave: because I do not give my skype to random strangers on the internet.
[17:45:10] him has left the room him

A funny one for my readers! Yes,name has been changed.

IhazroyalID on 9/12/12 at 7:42 AM:
Nothing worse than a cocky slave

Hellfiresslave on 9/12/12 at 9:13 AM:
Aww, it's not nice to pick on the male slaves! It's not their fault they were born with a penis!

I'll update if he responds back, I doubt he will as he read my response. Dang! Better luck next time right?

D'aww I got blocked! Newest butthurt troll mail.

Changed the screen name as usual,but I'll give up screen names to those that ask.

Willnevergetlaid on 8/23/12 at 10:23 AM:
Ugh. Even in that far-away photo you are UGLY. Skip the photo. It isn't helping you. You're already dumb, uneducated, and unemployed. Let them find out you are a dog a little later...

 Of course he blocked before I could reply.

Here's what my response was:

D'aww preemptive butthurt.
You sent this message why? Oh yes,because you are such a loser that you have to send sad and pathetic emails to people who couldn't care less about your opinion.
I can call the whaaaaambulance for you if you'd like.
Have fun being mocked by people on here and in a group on another site.Oh yes,I frequent vid chat in here and after I have posted this in my journal,I'll be going in there and telling everyone to go read your pathetic email.
Have a nice day!

This guy reminded me of the vulture from the Bugs Bunny cartoons,and because of his over use of the ellipsis,I read it in William Shatner's voice.For those of you not familiar with the cartoon,here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31GtTfU6Tnk

Enjoy the Saturday morning cartoon as well as the projection and butthurt from this shit stain.

Changed his name to protect his stupidity...er identity.

Bugsbunnyvulture on 6/16/12 at 9:53 AM:
great profile...wish i was closer...look me up if you need a change of scenery...

Hellfiresslave on 6/16/12 at 10:12 AM:
Your chances if you were closer would be what they are now,none. Why would I want a change of scenery? I met my owner while I was deployed,and moved out here to be with him. He's owned me for a year and eight months,we live together.
Your email makes you sound like a vulture. Oh,and because of your bad use of the ellipsis, I read your email with William Shatner's voice in my head. NOT what I want to read and definitely not without my morning coffee.
I'm off to go get that coffee now. You need to shoo out of my inbox you creepy bird, before I decide to go borrow my friend's 12 gauge filled with shot.

Bugsbunnyvulture on 6/16/12 at 10:17 AM:
Wow...what...a...cunt... Do us all a favor and put the gun in your mouth.

Hellfiresslave on 6/16/12 at 10:30 AM:
D'awwww the vulture has a case of the butthurtz! You call me a cunt like it's a bad thing! How cute! Don't get pissy with me because you failed to read my profile. I have warning in big bold letters right there in the first sentence. My profile is actually quite short, don't blame me because you are lazy. In fact,if you had taken the time to read that, as well as my journal entries, you would have seen that a message like what you sent me would NOT be well received.
Us, do you have a frog in your pocket, or are you speaking for the other lazy douchetards on this site that are unable to read a profile as well? Sadly, I do not follow orders from lazy dim doms. In fact,the ONLY orders I follow are from my owner and maybe a few of the lovely Dominants in my community, out of respect.
Now,shoo! Go on,get! You have left a big enough stench in my inbox.

Bugsbunnyvulture on 6/16/12 at 10:52 AM:

I actually just liked the second and third images, and i liked your attitude, before I realized you were incapable of taking a polite compliment, by that i mean i actually have no interest at all in an over the hill suicide girl reject.
the way you act out is indicative of a delusional sense of self worth, conflicted with deep seeded self doubt, probably about your rapidly and inexorably deteriorating physical presence, you have this bizarre need to take such an effort to strike out at others as to try and chase away your (an in all likely hood justified) self doubts.

He blocked before I could send:
Of course you only looked at the pictures. Go ahead and put me down,the whole world is reading the crap you have sent me. I have no doubts about my self worth whatsoever. I LOVE myself,I am a big slice of badass covered in awesomesauce! I've never been suicidal.
As far as over the hill, don't hate because I look damn good and have a 25 year old owner that is sexier than you and waaaaaay more mature than your 46 year old lazy ass. Don't project your dick problems on me. They make Viagra and Cialis for that problem.
How in the FUCK is "great profile...wish i was closer...look me up if you need a change of scenery..." supposed to be a damned compliment? Oh that's right,it ISN'T a fucking compliment you fucking waste of space,it is a big fucking INSULT to my relationship.
Go stick your limp dick in a blender, that's all it's good for.

Vague with a side order of stewpit. From vid chat,he asked to PM without reading my profile.

[11:38:08] vagueidjit: hi
[11:38:19] Hellfiresslave: hello
[11:38:41] vagueidjit: are you expirenced ?
[11:38:54] Hellfiresslave: In what?
[11:39:11] vagueidjit: in bdsm as a slave ?
[11:39:20] Hellfiresslave: yep
[11:39:32] vagueidjit: how long are you into that ?
[11:39:43] Hellfiresslave: over 10 years
[11:39:52] vagueidjit: mm big girl ha ?
[11:40:05] vagueidjit: thats good
[11:40:06] Hellfiresslave: what?
[11:40:39] vagueidjit : 10 years fo expirience ?
[11:41:02] Hellfiresslave: Yes I have been in BDSM for over 10 years
[11:41:32] vagueidjit: nice
[11:41:39] Hellfiresslave: yep
[11:42:16] vagueidjit: when was the last time ?
[11:42:30] Hellfiresslave: last time what?
[11:42:52] vagueidjit: you recieved a trertmeant
[11:43:12] Hellfiresslave: A treatment for what?
[11:43:19] vagueidjit: oh common
[11:43:45] vagueidjit: a treatment as a slave
[11:44:10] Hellfiresslave: Ahh there we go,I'm not a mind reader I don't do vague.
[11:44:43] vagueidjit: and ? the a nswear is ?
[11:44:49] Hellfiresslave: to answer your question,I'm serving right now.I'm in a 24/7 M/s relationship
[11:45:12] vagueidjit: do you have skype ?
[11:45:15] Hellfiresslave: yes
[11:45:3] vagueidjit: and a microphone ?
[11:45:37] Hellfiresslave: yep
[11:45:44] vagueidjit: thats GOOD
[11:45:50] Hellfiresslave: yep
[11:45:54] vagueidjit: can we talk at skype ?
[11:45:58] Hellfiresslave: nope
[11:46:03] vagueidjit: why ?
[11:46:58] Hellfiresslave: Because I am an OWNED slave.Tell ya what,you message my Master hellfire79 and ask him if we can speak on skype.
[11:47:26] vagueidjit: why didnt you said that form the begingn ?
[11:48:22] vagueidjit has left the room vagueidjit

Because I do happen to get emails from men as well as women that enjoy seeing me make fun of jerks that message me,here is another for your enjoyment!Someone get this guy his binky and tell him to go back to the playpen,this site is for grown folks!Oh yeah,his spelling is HORRID,so I apologize if it hurts anyones eyes to read.Once again,I will give up his name if anyone wants to poke at him in an email.

Whew! The stench of butthurt coming out of my inbox is pretty bad. Someone in Canada please call the whaaaaaambulance for this guy?

d'awwheusedanumberforaletter on 5/8/12 at 11:27 AM:
why do u feel the need to moch people over the internet, do you really think u hurt anyones feelings? your just giving them the atention and embaresment their craveing...

Hellfiresslave on 5/8/12 at 11:40 AM:
Why do assholes feel the need to send me creepy disgusting messages? I state CLEARLY in my profile that messages of that sort WILL be mocked and snarked at. I have EVERY right to be a bitch if someone is too stupid to have a wee bit of common courtesy in a first message to me.

If they are obvious in their humiliation craving,I usually don't satisfy that. There is a guy on here that spams women about vids he's made of him shaking his ass in a tutu and one in a g-string. I have yet to get an email from tutu dude.I know he has a HUGE humiliation fetish,so I wouldn't satisfy that.

I don't care if their fee-fees get hurt,they send me rude messages,they get the bitch.

A better question would be,why do YOU feel the need to message me about what I do? I would think that you as a male and a dominant,would be a tad bit irritated that jack offs like the ones in my journal message women with the crap they do. Unless you happen to send women the same sort of crap that I post in my journal.

whaaaaaaa! on 5/9/12 at 8:27 AM:
creepy? listn hunny, stop smoking crack or doing haroine cuz ur fucked, i ddnt even finish reading ur message cause your retarded, have fun making fun of people online

 Whaaaaa! on 5/9/12 at 8:29 AM:

people who waste their time on line pertending to be something their not are worthless and dont deserve anyones atention, some food for thought, and when i said food, no i ddnt mean crack

Hellfiresslave on 5/9/12 at 9:18 AM:
I have never and will never pretend to be something I'm not.I get plenty of POSITIVE attention from my MASTER and plenty of NEGATIVE,more than I want actually,from trolls.

I ask a few questions back at you and I smoke crack now? Wow! Way to project the butthurt! Is that the skinny girl equivalent of calling me fat or ugly?

Now that I see that you have serious rejection issues,I know that this IS a good post for the group on the other site. I seem to have hit a nerve in my message,so I'm gonna guess that you HAVE sent women inappropriate messages.

As far as crack smoking,I don't DO DRUGS dipshit!

Your whine and butthurt have left a stench in my inbox that STILL hadn't aired out from the last bitch boy.

If you have anymore problems,please fill this form out in triplicate and fax to:800-946-22737.(I sent him the butthurt report form)

Whaaashe'smeani'mblocking! on 5/9/12 at 9:26 AM:
lol im not being bitchy, im just boared at home with nuthing o do, ive been sick with the flu all week, making fun of wackjobs is entertaining for me, make sure u include this message on the "other website" btw, stop msgin me, i wont let some worthless whore get the last word, bye :)

 So,he cries and blocks me.D'awwwww! I hurt his fee-fees! Poor widdle baby! Here was the message I sent that let me know I'm blocked:

I do believe I just said I was going to on my last post,dumbass.
You just claimed you do the same thing I do.WOW serious case of POT calling KETTLE black.
You are being bitchy,either that or you can't read. I didn't call YOU creepy in my first message,I was ASKING you why dipshits have to send me nasty or sexual messages. As YOU hadn't sent me a creepy or disgusting message,YOU are the jackass who flew off the handle. MAYBE you SHOULD have read the whole message. I still think I hit a nerve. You didn't send ME a creepy message,did you send one to someone else and get busted?
Aww you called me a whore,how cute! Is this where I am supposed to run off crying?

Another for the dumbass file! This guy is masquerading as a Master. I feel it is insulting to the REAL men who are. If any of you lovely Masters or Dominants that happen to look on my profile want this guy's screen name so you can mock him,please feel free to message me on here! I am fully serious! This guy needs to be told by REAL men that he is NOT worthy of being on this site or ANY kink site!

Oh! I almost forgot! He has NO picture or profile content! LOL!

nameandcity on 5/2/12 at 11:22 AM:
is the slave currently owned property?

Hellfiresslave on 5/2/12 at 11:53 AM:
You "looked" at my profile,guess you didn't "read" it. Yes I am owned. Don't speak in third person,it is atrocious to read.

nameandcity on 5/3/12 at 4:18 PM:

the girl is right. Even though I glanced at it quickly that didn't catch My eye.

Hellfiresslave on 5/4/12 at 9:59 AM:

Again with the third person speech. That should read "You are right.Even though I glanced at it quickly,that didn't catch my eye."

Third person speech from someone who claims to be dominant,and not a slave under training,sounds ignorant.You type it quite well,so I'm going to guess you are a naughty slave boy parading as a dominant.

Unless your saliva is made from streak free windex,you need to step away from the window.

nameandcity on 5/5/12 at 11:12 AM:
It would appear to me that u highly favour language skills(which I am sure u understand are nothing but artifical signals) over action. Secondly, your guess would be quite incorrect. Even though My toleration for idle banter and clever wordplay vanished long ago I respect your wit.

Third person address is used to seperate a Master from His object. A slave who is not cognizant of this fact will be a slave who is doomed to hellfire and becomes a hellfire slave navagating through the slippery pit of eternal Masterlessness. A good slave on the other hand can seperate the wheat from the chaff.

Did it register on, the girl, that the third person was used for a purpose?

Hellfiresslave on 5/6/12 at 7:25 PM:
I realized it was used by an idiot who claims to be a TWUE Master.

Good thing I am OWNED by Hellfire,not doomed to it.Doom would be to be in ANY sort of relationship with an ass clown who is too lazy to add two letters to spell out the word you.Not to mention,Hellfire is the ONLY man who is ALLOWED to call me girl.As a matter of fact,he gets EXTREMELY pissed off when tiny dicked dumbshits call me by that.

I am an excellent slave,because I have separated not only the wheat from the chaff,also know manure(that means shit for the uneducated) when I read it.

All your blathering stupidity is funny coming from someone with NO profile picture and someone who is too lazy to read a profile. Stupidity and laziness are NOT good qualities in a dominant or master for that matter,so stop pretending to be one.It insults the REAL men who are.

You sir are a jackass,now take your clams and whammies and get the hell out of here.Begone before I taunt you a second time.In terms that are easy for you to understand,FUCK OFF DUMBASS!

nameandcity on 5/6/12 at 10:52 PM:
Hi girl. What is a TWUE Master? Possibly watching too many cartoons?...sounds like something tweety bird would say. Try sesame street they teach slow learners to speak english.I am gonna take My clams and I gues whammies too (are whammies also some type fish wherever u are from) or do u just lack communication skills. u should realy get u'r GED. u be a good girl and work hard on u'r social skills! make u look less ignorant and low class.

Regards,

Master J.....

The fucktard got butthurt and blocked me before I could send my response.D'awwwww does the widdle baby want a tissue for his tears? Here was my response:

I have a high school diploma,which is more that I can say for you. I can spell,and don't abuse the English language like you do. Don't attempt to put someone down when you have no grasp on spelling,it makes you look even dumber than you are.
A TWUE dom/master is what us subs/slaves call morons like you that claim to be something they are not.
I am WAY above you in every way. You are not fit to lick shit from my shoes.
Oh,another portion of my profile you seem to have missed,I've been posting this conversation on another site. You are the subject of much mockery and laughs. Dominants and Masters have been laughing at how stupid you are. As there are over 5,000 people in that group alone, that makes for a lot of D-types. So,keep digging that hole deeper,we are having ever so much fun mocking you.
As a matter of fact,I think I'll post this on here in my journal as well,so the people on here can laugh at you as well. And laugh they do! I get emails ALL the time about the people I've posted in my journal and how stupid they are!
So,please,PLEASE,keep digging that hole! Keep giving me and people on TWO kink sites stuff to laugh at. Remember,WE'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!
Like I said before,you are NO master,stop insulting the wonderful men who are. You are stupid,and lazy REAL masters are not. In fact,do the kink community a favor and get your lack of picture and profile content ass off of this site. Go back to match.com or eharmony,they are more suited to someone like you.

I believe I am developing an allergy. To what y'all might ask? To stale and moldy copypasta. Also to text speak in emails.

This man needs to be slapped by the men in his country for sending this crap out and making them look bad. As usual,names and such removed from offenders to protect the terminally stupid.

IdjitfromIndia on 4/18/12 at 12:13 PM:
hi sexy lady,i lyk ur profile i would lyk to start sweet conversation with u, my yahoo id is <insertemailaddyhere> add me we'll hav fun

Hellfiresslave on 4/18/12 at 12:15 PM:
This email makes me gag. You,sir,are a LIAR. You have NOT read one bit of my profile,or you would have seen that I am OWNED.

Also,it is incredibly STUPID to send your private info to someone you do not know.

Kindly go stick your dick in a blender,that is all it is good for.

While I am typing above response,the dumbshit sends it AGAIN. Same message,word for word.My response:

Hellfiresslave on 4/18/12 at 12:16 PM:
You sent this once already. Stale,moldy copypasta doesn't suit my palate,in fact,I believe I am allergic.

Off you fuck now.

For the few that may happen to read my journal,here is a tip to pass along to single males you may know,or even females(yes there are femtrolls out there as well). Tell them to read a profile before messaging someone. The WHOLE thing. Failure to do so results in this:

name&#'s on 4/17/12 at 4:54 PM:
i am the one for you

Hellfiresslave on 4/17/12 at 4:58 PM:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -gasps-

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-falls off chair-

Ok,now to attempt seriousness,read a profile,fuckwit. You are NOTHING for me,I have my everything.Oh,try punctuation and capitalization when you message someone who is NOT taken,it may get you farther.

Just an FYI,if you send me your personal email or phone number in a first message,do not bitch/whine/cry if I get a sadistic urge to sign you up for some sort of spam or post your number in the bathroom at a rest stop. Remember,YOU were the dipshit that gave me said info without knowing me or reading my profile.

Unless of course you're a maso or into humiliation,then I won't because I know it gets you off.

Gawd,the trolls on here are getting dumber by the day! Had one that the best insults he could come up with are "slut" and "inbred". I asked him if he was gonna use cunt next,all he did was retype the same thing. What cracks me up,the window licker can't use you're/your properly much less proper punctuation or capitalization,yet calls ME inbred. Really troll? Really?

The funny one,when the fucktard tried his first copypasta. The moron copypasta'd the whole damned page! I laughed so hard I almost spit soda on my laptop. 

He's so unoriginal that all he can do after two unoriginal insults is copy/paste my text back at him. The poor widdle troll has teh butthurtz and a hidden profile. 

Anyone want to take bets on whether he's crying? Nah,I didn't think most of you would bet on something we all know to be true.

If anyone wants to poke fun at him,PM me and I'll give you his screen name.Hint: it delves into illegal activities that should get him arrested. 

Who keeps letting these morons out of their mommy's basements anyway? Aren't they supposed to be chained up down there? 

Update on the amusing douchetastic emails I get.As usual,names changed to protect the stupid.

ImixEgyptianGodwithHebrewdemonforscreenname on 3/16/12 at 3:23 PM:Hello hell fire, I like your profile. Are you still in Oregon? you sound like you would make a great little full slave. I would like to get to know you. Does my profile interest you as well? <insert 1st name here>

Hellfiresslave on 3/18/12 at 9:53 PM:Why would I read your profile if you can't be bothered to comprehend mine,all you did was look at the picture.
My screen name is Hellfiresslave,which means,I am the slave of Hellfire.
My profile also states that I'm an owned slave,so yes,I am not just a great little full slave,I'm a fucking PHENOMENAL full slave. 

He never messaged back...gee,I wonder why?

He deleted unread,so I sent:

Hellfiresslave on 3/23/12 at 5:25 PM:Aww...Come on! You don't want to ask my Owner if it's ok to IM/call/message me with your skeevy fantasies? 
Reading a profile would have saved you copy pasting that crap to a monogamous,owned submissive,you jackwagon.
You do Tulsa as well as the state of Oklahoma a disservice by existing in that state. 

(I'm from Oklahoma originally)

Also got deleted unread.

Someonecallthewhaaaamulance on 3/25/12 at 5:17 PM:*** The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. ***
you look like shit

Hellfiresslave on 3/26/12 at 1:16 AM:Your opinion matters to me how? This is quite amusing from someone who triggered the spam filter on CM.

Hellfiresslave on 3/26/12 at 1:18 AM:Also amusing from someone who doesn't have ANY picture posted. Projecting much troll?

This one was read,but he didn't respond.Any bets on whether he blocked me? Haha!

To the bitch boy who keeps viewing my profile: Nope I didn't put the rest of the emails on here,adding to my last journal entry would have made it a bit too long. I did however,post it on the other site. Keep looking and I just may post the rest,because I'm a sadistic bitch like that. Your crying amuses me.

For reading amusement,this is from a 43 year old duminant on here. Started out fairly normal,then got stupid. I changed the username to assbag,to protect his stupidi...er I mean identity.

assbag on 2/19/12 at 11:16 AM:you look like in a David Lynch move - but then i am English what do i know

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:15 PM:Thanks! David Lynch has some pretty good movies!

assbag on 2/19/12 at 2:16 PM:Yes he does - 
i'm think a cross fusion of Blue Velvet and Wild at Heart

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:23 PM:Lol! Interesting way to look at things.

assbag on 2/19/12 at 2:24 PM:lol im just head to one side looking up your skirt

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:26 PM:Skirt? Ooookay.

assbag on 2/19/12 at 2:28 PM:In the photo! or are they short shorts?

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:29 PM:They are shorts. They look fairly short because of the way I'm standing and the angle of the camera.

assbag on 2/19/12 at 2:31 PM:Thats why my head was to one side - trying to gain greater purchase

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:34 PM:Not a smart move actually. I have kicked people for trying to do that shit in real life. Plus,I don't think my Owner would appreciate that or the turn this email is taking. 
I realize people masturbate to photos,I just prefer not to be told about it while it is going on. It squicks me out.

assbag on 2/19/12 at 2:36 PM:I'm not wanking just enjoying the view - and you put the photo up so if you dont want people to look at you then your dumb ass x

Hellfiresslave on 2/19/12 at 2:46 PM:It is *you're a dumb ass* not *your dumb ass*. If you can't use proper grammar,you don't get to use the word. 
Like I said before,I realize people masturbate to photos,I just prefer not to be told about it while it is going on. It squicks me out.
In other words,I don't care WHO looks at my photos,I DON'T want to get rude disgusting emails from ass-bags stating that they are cocking their head to look up my shorts like a 10 year old child. 
You call me a dumb ass,yet you are the fucking waste of oxygen who didn't read/comprehend my last email and can't use you're/your properly. 
This has given me quite the chuckle,think I'll share it on the other site I'm on for others to laugh at. May even post it in my journal on here,I'm sure there are lots who would enjoy a good laugh!

He deleted my last message unread. Awwwww I think I hurt his widdle fee fees.




 



 

Note to trolls:

Claiming my pic is stolen will get you nowhere either! I have the number of the guy that took the pic! I also have the number and email of the lady that I sold the car to. Yes,dear trolls,that 1956 chevy national ambulance was MINE! I was a member of a hearse club,so every fucking one of them can verify for me! Find someone else to pester you pathetic idiots! 

I got my 1st ur a dood email today. From a poor excuse of a femdom no less.

Hey trolls,the tits/pussy or GTFO is old as is the "I heard you're a guy". Guess what you stupid wastes of oxygen,lots of us on this site and others are NOT dumb enough to fall for that,so get a new godsdamned schtick.

Just so everyone knows,I attend munches as well as play parties and have people that can vouch for who I am,in this state as well as others.Can any of the trolls do the same?

Not only that,but I state on my FUCKING PROFILE that I am on here for FRIENDS ONLY!! I am owned so it should not make one bit of difference if I am male or female.The whole "I heard ur a dood" is so fucking stupid,because what if I was a pre-op transgender? I'd still have male bits,but would be a woman. Or what if I was gender fluid? I would associate with either gender.

Just to keep it simple for the window licking,oxygen tainting trolls:I will NOT show you my tits or pussy! I don't care what tricks you stoop to trying to get to see them,it AIN'T GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN,so don't ask mkay?

-off soapbox-

8/6/11: If my profile offends your poor widdle senses,DON'T READ THE DAMNED THING YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!

Don't create a sock account to cry and bitch then block me,because,guess what? I still get the last word in by copying your butthurt and posting it in a group on another site so we can laugh and mock you.I even state this on here in my profile.

Hell,if anyone else wants a laugh at the stupidity that people get in emails,please message me here.I will give you the link to the group I am talking about.

Just in case anyone may be interested,I make Steampunk jewelry that I am more than willing to sell.

Anyone interested,message me and I'll send pics of the pieces I have and negotiate price(s).