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| NOT looking for those that think its all about their need to wank . . .not going to happen here.
I am a nurturing bitch . . . I will care for you, teach you train you, but I demand perfection and devotion from those who serve me. My kinks are limited by scat and blood play. As yours should be if you want to proceed, if you have more limits stop reading and move on. IF you are not in the US do not waste my time, it is much more precious than yours.
~~START PAYING ATTENTION NOW~~
If you cannot follow simple directions and follow through, your email will not be responded to.
Since it seems that most of you out there cannot figure simple things out . . . . DO not send a one sentance email, make an EFFORTto introduce yourself so that I can evaluate compatibility, INCLUDE information about your experience and history, commitments you may have, what you are looking for in a Domme.
I am looking for a service slave/sub or two. Responsibilities would include household management, yard type work. MUST be detail orientated, active, intelligent, hard working, willing to please and enthusiastic. Doormats need not apply. I am not looking for play dates, only those interested in 24/7 need apply. You need to be relocatable if you are not in the Milwaukee, WI area, you need to be employable and have your own transportation You will be expected to contribute to the household. Very unique opportunity for the right slave..I am looking for manly men type subs/slaves for males. In a female slave I am looking for a femme type. You should be confident, active, intelligent, able to have a conversation, DDF and a non smoker. I am not interested in CD, TV, TG at this time.
NOW IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR, YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE. IN YOUR FIRST EMAIL TO ME TELL ME WHAT FLOWER MOST REPRESENTS YOU AND WHY
"To the mistress who thoroughly understands the art of managing horses, the horse gives his entire affection and obedience, becomes her most willing slave, submits to all her whims, and is proud and happy under her rule." The American Horsewoman, 1884
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Good morning,
What a dreary day! ;) Luckily I am working inside today. I have been away from this site for some time, but am again looking for a male slave. This has the potential to be a live in position. To learn more about me . . . READ. READ my profile and blog entries.
Miss.Haylonhorns @ Yahoo.com |
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I would so enjoy watching some boy rake my leaves today . . . |
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Seriously, I know we don't all have photographers on standby, but why are there so many sub males with pics of sloppy gross rooms and if they are doing something it's smoking or drinking. |
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Anyone want to come over and help me paint tomorrow? |
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Good morning CM!
Lots of emails to respond to, I will get to them just as soon as I can. Just remember I keep odd hours and many times I may read an email and wait to respond until I have the time to properly reply.
Miss Haylo
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Howdy! I have the entire upstairs of my house available starting in July. I have a small horse farm located just outside of the Frankilin/Muskego area, in North Cape (HWY K/45). I do a flat fee rental, which includes everything but TV. There are horses, chickens, and 2 LARGE dogs . Occasional bonfires and having folks over. I mostly work and work on the yard or with my horses. The upstairs consists of a LARGE open room, a bedroom with HUGE closet space and a shared storage room/bedroom that has another closest. There is a 1/2 bath also, that I can probably add a shower to this summer. Low key, no drama. It's pretty quiet around here except when I am building something. Help expected with general upkeep and yard work
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This is a NON Sexual, LABOR only position.
Emphasis on DOMESTIC duties. House cleaning/maintenance, yard work, farm work. You must be well rounded.
FULL time, not on your schedule or when your wife will let you out of the house.
Plan to meet quickly, consider our first meeting your most important job interview EVER, be prepared.
I DON'T want to see your naked pics, I don't care about your cock, I DON'T want to talk incessantly about your cock and your needs. It's not about that for me.
If you are not fully employed/employable, DON'T waste my time.
WORK: You must be gainfully employed. This means a paycheck. Self employed is fine (even better as this tends to be the personality type I prefer). I work swing shifts, so my preference will lean towards those that have a regular schedule (yes, things do come up and adjustments made). In MY world WORK comes first. Time, sleep, vehicle needs come first. You work as to NOT be a burden on your owner. I am not wealthy, I cannot support a jobless slave.
SEX: Your sexuality is very low on the list of things I worry about. Yes, you will be chaste. No, I will not spend hours discussing all the things I will do to you and how often you will get release. Pretty simple, now quit thinking about it, its going to be a long time.
TIME: Mine is more precious than yours. Do NOT be late. Do NOT waste time. When you are here you are here to work. Work efficiently, this means no wandering about the yard aimlessly, don't take endless breaks, be around so that I may find you, and when you complete a task find something else to do until I can direct you further. I LOVE set schedules and things to happen like clockwork around here. That makes me very happy.
PERSONALITY: (MALES)You should be an alpha type. Strong physically and mentally. There is much to be done around here and I need some one with independent thought processes and problem solving skills. The type that needs my constant supervision and support will not get along here.
LOCATION: If you are not in the US don't bother it's not going to happen. I am looking for someone who would be relocatable by June/July this year.
APPLICATION: Send me a well written email about yourself and why you think we would make a good match. Expect that you will come to visit several times before being collared. You may very well be dismissed after a single visit. Think of the visits as job interviews, impress me.
Please email me a detailed "resume". If you have the skills I can train you to my liking and needs.
Miss Haylo
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I am still looking for a primarily DOMESTIC slave.
- Emphasis on DOMESTIC duties.
- FULL time, not on your schedule or when your wife will let you out of the house.
- Plan to meet quickly, consider our first meeting your most important job interview EVER, be prepared.
- I DON'T want to see your naked pics, I don't care about your cock, I DON'T want to talk incessantly about your cock and your needs. It's not about that for me.
- If you are not fully employed/employable, DON'T waste my time.
IF you think you fit what I am seeking, send me an email, I highly suggest reading my profile all the way through.
Miss Haylo |
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Good Morning CMers,
Another weekend has flown by, regrettably one spent mostly in bed sleeping. :( This is not my nature but driving 240 miles to and from work almost every day is taking its toll on me. I am not invincible, as much as I would like to be.
I had thought I was fairly clear and concise in my profile as to who I am seeking as a slave . . . I shall take this time to clarify my position.
- WORK: You must be gainfully employed. This means a paycheck. Self employed is fine (even better as this tends to be the personality type I prefer). I work swing shifts, so my preference will lean towards those that have a regular schedule (yes, things do come up and adjustments made). In MY world WORK comes first. Time, sleep, vehicle needs come first. You work as to NOT be a burden on your owner. I am not wealthy, I cannot support a jobless slave.
- SEX: Your sexuality is very low on the list of things I worry about. Yes, you will be chaste. No, I will not spend hours discussing all the things I will do to you and how often you will get release. Pretty simple, now quit thinking about it, its going to be a long time.
- TIME: Mine is more precious than yours. Do NOT be late. Do NOT waste time. When you are here you are here to work. Work efficiently, this means no wandering about the yard aimlessly, don't take endless breaks, be around so that I may find you, and when you complete a task find something else to do until I can direct you further. I LOVE set schedules and things to happen like clockwork around here. That makes me very happy.
- PERSONALITY: (MALES)You should be an alpha type. Strong physically and mentally. There is much to be done around here and I need some one with independent thought processes and problem solving skills. The type that needs my constant supervision and support will not get along here.
- LOCATION: If you are not in the US don't bother it's not going to happen. I am looking for someone who would be relocatable by June/July this year.
- APPLICATION: Read, READ, READ! It would do you well to read everything I have put on CM. Then send me a well written email about yourself and why you think we would make a good match. Expect that you will come to visit several times before being collared. You may very well be dismissed after a single visit. Think of the visits as job interviews, impress me.
There that should give you boys something to think about. You probably are not going to be a good match for me, that's ok. There are plenty of Dommes in the sea and no one should settle for a match that isn't quite right.
Miss Haylo
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NEEDS Help unloading hay . . .damn it where is a good slave when you need one.
Miss Haylo |
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~Small horse breeding farm~
Must be willing to work indoors and out at all times of the year. Outside work would include grooming, feeding, maintaining fences, rough construction, lawn/garden maintenance and general upkeep. Inside work would include minor finish carpentry, updating electrical, housekeeping, cleaning, laundry, and some meal prep.
Please email me a detailed "resume". If you have the skills I can train you to my liking and needs.
Miss Haylo |
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I am off to work, time online will be limited into next week. |
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Ohhhhh my I am introuble, some one stop me from buying up the store! www.ice.com |
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working 16 hr shifts all week pls be patient with replies. |
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Ohhhh my what a lovely day. I spent most of the morning filling the pantry after shopping with my sister. Then spent the afternoon sipping cocktails with one of my besties. Spent the evening cleaning, cleaning, cleaning and doing loads of laundry. Got a call that letting me know that the justice system is actually working. Even got a few emails from prospective slaves, that I need to get back to. I wonder what adventures tomorrow will bring. |
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Cold eyelids that hide like a jewel
Hard eyes that grow soft for an hour;
The heavy white limbs, and the cruel
Red mouth like a venomous flower . . . .
Pain melted in tears, and was pleasure;
Death tinged with blood, and was life.
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This is very big!!!!!!! Don't ignore it!!!!!!!!!!
As you read this keep in mind that the Commissioners of Internal Revenue have always made it clear that the filing of a Form 1040 is "voluntary." So you may act accordingly. You decide.
Verified true on Snopes http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/blairholt.asp
Gun owners.... Look what's on the 2010 tax return....
If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!
It begins... More Freedom gone.... The right to protect yourself and your family gone! Now ALL GUNS must be listed on your next (2010) tax return!
Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun. This bill was introduced on February 24, 2009, by the Obama staff. BUT, this bill will only become public knowledge 30 days after the new law becomes effective! This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986. This means that the Finance Committee has passed this without the Senate voting on it at all. Trust Obama? You must be kidding!
The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage: www.senate.gov. You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099. You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do.
Please send a copy of this e-mail to every gun owner you know.
Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009: www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text
Obama's Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill. If it passes, gun owners will become criminals if you don't fully comply.
It has begun... Whatever Obama's "Secret Master Plan" is... This is just the 'tip of the iceberg!'
Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.
Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar as a 'minor' IRS revision, and, as usual, the 'political' lawmakers did not read this bill before signing and approving it!
To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Goggle HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information.
Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless: 1) It is registered 2) You are fingerprinted 3) You supply a current Driver's License 4) You supply your Social Security number 5) You will submit to a physical & mental 206,96,0)">Search Results - THOMAS (Library of Congress) " rel=nofollow> :
Please..... Copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the USA , whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun control.. We all should have the RIGHT TO CHOOSE! |
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Cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican border illegally you will be jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to ? and do ? die for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
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- And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked
out on ? while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.
IF YOU AGREE, COPY AND RE-POST THIS! |
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Really? It is unbelievable to me how many of you must think I am kidding. If you do not follow the directions in my profile, your message and in essence you, just get deleted. I am a STICKLER for the details, not completing this simple task just shows laziness, impatience, and lack of attention. Those are not the qualities I am seeking in a slave.
Rant over, enjoy your day.
Miss Haylo |
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Just a quick note . . . .I have been off line for some time and have dealt with many changes. I am slowly spending more time here again, but work is so very busy right now. If you send me a message and don't hear back right away do not despair, I will write as I have time. |
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So tomorrow is my birthday. I think I am going to go buy myself a pony . . . If I can scrounge up the cash. |
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A new john wayne quote . . .
Ringo Kid (Stagecoach):
"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from." |
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Spend the day out in the woods and down by the creek with the dogs and some friends and their kids. I had a blast teaching them all about how things worked in the wild, tracking critters, eating wild greens, looking for shells, climbing trees (yep I sure did), and walking really quietly to sneak up on deer. The creek was very cold but it felt great, hiked up my jeans and tromped around and gave the kids piggy back rides.
A lovely day.
Except for the tick I found on me, now I feel them everywhere.
MH |
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A failed economic stimulus plan ? $800,000,000,000. Bail out for auto manufacturers ? $50,000,000,000. Bail out for banks ? $140,000,000,000. Increase in the federal deficit ? $2,000,000,000,000 plus. Obama as our president-PRICELESS |
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HORRIBLE WEEK! I am in a nasty mood. No hours at work. No call backs from interviews as "other issues" came up there. WORST of all the mare I tried so hard to get prego and spent about 5K trying to get her there came up open, no baby. I normally am so upbeat and happy but this week is getting to me. |
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Was sent this in a mail last week, brought a huge smile to my face. Get with it guys this one knows exactly what I am looking for.
"i am a firm believer Women should be able to own men. However, this does not mean men are worthless scum. Rather, men should be skilled, intelligent, well groomed, fit, attractive and capable in many areas so they may adequately serve the Women who own them."
MH |
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The Dominant Taurus: Tarureans are the most dominant sign within the Zodiac. One of the earth signs, these dominants love routine and punctuality so don?t you dare be late or you can expect to be gored by those horns. They love home comforts and so will have the most fabulous and luxuriously plush playrooms. Slaves should always pamper them with gifts or long body massages (They particularly enjoy having their feet massaged.) As they require both complete security and routine these Doms prefer to have slaves under a 24/7 arrangement or regime with plenty of rules, regulations and duties which slaves must make sure they learn by heart. If you are unsure consult your detailed contract. They will use slaves to run errands and perform domestic chores and so often prefer TV sissy maids or houseboys. To fully secure their property (For this is how they view their slaves) they will often wish to have it marked with a tattoo, brand or piercing ring.
The Taurean Mistress: These Mistress always have the most beautiful faces and are often gorgeously curvy and full of ample charm. Taurean women are born dominant! Control runs through every vein of their bodies. Her motto is ?I HAVE complete control of you!? As one of the earth signs she loves material pleasures and luxuries and will probably be found dressed in a very expensive brand new designer rubber outfit. As an earthly control freak she is of course the queen of bondage and suspension. She loves to have you completely trusted up and hanging helplessly. There are no negotiations with this Mistress - it?s her way or no way! She is as stubborn as a bull and those horns will throw you around helplessly if you even squeak the wrong way. |
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Top 10 Archie Bunker Quotes
Written by The Sarcasmist on May 3, 2010 ? Comments (0)
Archie Bunker
In no particular order?
?The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong.?
?Listen Edith, I know you?re singing, you know you?re singing, but the neighbors may think I?m torturing you.?
?There?s nothing wrong with revenge ? it?s the best way to get even!?
?Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we?ve got television.?
?It ain?t supposed to make sense; it?s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.?
?Was Uncle Oscar?s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.?
?Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Pollack.?
?No, I?ve already had one attempted robbery today.? (in response to Edith suggesting she take him to the doctor).
?Why don?t you go to sleep and dream about the tragedy that is your life.?
?Would you feel better if they were pushed outta windows?? (in response to the statistic that 85% of murders are committed by handguns)
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
Mae West
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
John Wayne
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
John Wayne
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Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Dale Carnegie
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Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.
Ronald Reagan
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
Ronald Reagan
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
Ronald Reagan |
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Ronald Reagan |
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The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as there are persons whose aid may contribute to the advancement of his fortunes.
Jean de la Bruyere |
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Ok folks . . . try to think about this just a teeny tiny bit. Check the background of your photos before you put them up.
I don't want to see clutter (especially if you are a service slave), your nasty bathroom, your messy bedroom with teenage posters all over the wall, in front of your tv with all your gamer gear laying about.
This does NOT mean I want to see cock shots either, fast way to get ignored by me.
It's time to grow up and act like adults.
Miss Haylo |
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For those trying to contact me . . . Having DSL connection issues, keep trying. |
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Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.
Ronald Reagan |
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Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
Ronald Reagan |
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"The least experienced, the least accomplished, the most anti-capitalist, the most pro-regulation man ever to occupy the Oval Office has lived down to his reputation."
"This is one of the well known secrets of the world, and that is that communist leaders and socialist leaders live like the wealthiest capitalists on earth."
"The people who care about people are found on the right side of the aisle in this country and throughout the world."
"They want to set up a device connected to your skin where your doctor, via the Internet, can regulate the dosages of whatever medications they have you on. Can you say, death panels, anybody?"
"Don't doubt me. Just over a month ago, back on March 22nd, shortly after Obamacare Sunday, I said the next big push is going to be immigration. And, lo and behold, look what's happened. They have blown off cap and trade to get to immigration. And the reason they're doing this is votes in November, pure and simple."
"It's fascinating to watch our elected leaders learn months after we all figure it out that the people they're working with on the other side are double-crossers."
"Not everybody thinks that civil rights are the end all and be all of every single issue. But folks in Washington just cannot imagine that."
"You got Hezbollah in Arizona, you got Mexican drug cartels operating in Arizona, you got a steady stream of illegals over the border and you've got people being killed in Arizona. They are at their wits' end. Enforcing the law is the overall thing and if there are some civil rights violations, so be it. That's how desperate the situation is."
"Everything involving global warming, everything about climate change, make no mistake, is a hoax."
"There are a bunch of Democrats running for reelection, members of the House who all are on record saying the reason they voted for health care is because it will reduce costs and lower premiums, and every damn one of them can now be accused of being wrong, uninformed, or at worse, lying to their constituents about it."
Can you tell me whose quotes these are? |
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Good Morning my fellow Americans . . .
The future of liberty depends on reclaiming America's first principles, and The Heritage Foundation is leading the call to awaken our country and get it back on course. With our pocket-sized copies of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution, we seek to remind Americans that when you govern according to conservative principles, America flourishes!
FREE Copy of YOUR constitution.
http://www.askheritage.org/premium.aspx |
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LOL....don't you just love journals! I stole this from a Dommes journal who stole it from a male subs journal. grin. And like the Lady said......its sooo funny and way too true!
"Dear Mistress, Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts. Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. I've only sent it to 6,342 women on this site so far, so it should make you feel really special that I'm sending it to you too. I won't pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding. You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if You don't, then obviously you are not a Real Domme. I didn't actually read your profile and I could not care less about what you are looking for or who you are as a person. I just want you to wear sexy clothes and do me. I'm married and sneaking around so discretion is a must. I expect you to stay in your dungeon and never talk to me if you happen to see me on the street with my real friends and family. I can't give You my phone number or my real name either. But I'm really, really submissive. In fact, I am your total sex slave. To prove it, here is another picture of my big hard cock in bondage. If you're a Real Domme, you will write back immediately. If you don't write back, you're just a fake, so fuck you, bitch. Submissively, Your Slave." |
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Why I voted Democrat
I Voted
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but
the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." Burma Shave |
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Members from all three branches of the Federal government already know that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible for the office of President. National leaders, to include members of the US Supreme Court, already know that Barack Hussein Obama is not a ?natural born citizen? of the United States of America, and therefore, is ineligible for the office he currently holds. (See JB?s new article on The Bottom Line on Natural Born Citizen)
What they don?t know is how long it will take for most Americans to figure it out, or what to do about it.
The diversionary search for an authentic birth certificate is ongoing and Obama has now spent in excess of $2 million in legal fees to keep that search alive.
READ the REST http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/22221 |
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. Femur is hard as concrete. The woman's heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our... balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb! |
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We all remember the ?Hillary Meal??with small breasts and big thighs. Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners. It?s called the Obama Bucket?It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes |
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I am in need of some website and graphics work done. Contact me ASAP. |
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1. Last beverage→ Rooster Booster energy drink
2. Last phone call- Work
3. Last text message→ Work
4. Last song you listened to→ Fat Bottom Girls
5. Last time you cried→ hmmmmmm
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice → uggg yes
2. Been cheated on? Oh Ya!!!!!
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? No
4. Lost someone special? → Yes
5. Been depressed?→yes
6. Been drunk and threw up? Not since my early 20's
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Blue
2. silver
3. teal
4. black
HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends → Yes
2. Fallen out of love → yep
3. Laughed until you cried → yes
4. Met someone who changed you → prolly
5. Found out who your true friends were - yes
6. Found out someone was talking about you → Yes
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list→ yep
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → 10%
9. How many kids do you want to have→ want and can are different things
10. Do you have any pets →3 dogs, few fish, random cats, horses
11. Do you want to change your name→ NO WAY!!
12. What did you do for your last birthday→ nothing
13. What time did you wake up today - 330
14. What were you doing at midnight last night: on line
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → going to horse shows
16. Last time you saw your father--> Been a few weeks
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → Working from home
18. What are you listening to right now → CSI Miami
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yes
23. What's getting on your nerves right now? → life in general
24. Most visited webpage →CM, Alt, FB
1. What's your name--> Miss Haylo
2. Nicknames→ none
3. Relationship Status → Single
4. Zodiac sign → Taurus
5. Male or female or transgendered →Female
6. Elementary--> Done
7. Middle School → Done
8. High school ---> Done
10. Hair color → blonde
11. Long or short -->Short
16. Height → 5' 7
17. Do you have a crush on someone? → no
18: What do you like about yourself? → hard working
19. Piercings →yep
20: Tattoos -- yep
21. Righty or lefty →Righty
FIRSTS :
22. First surgery → brain surgery
23. First piercing →13ish
24. First best friend --> Myself
26. First sport you joined → gymnatics
27. First pet → Daffy--German shepard
28. First vacation→ The Dells, other than horse shows
29. First concert → Tim Mcgraw with my Dad
30. First crush →it might have something to do with NKOTB
RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating → Nothing
50. Drinking → Rooster Booster
52. I'm about to → work on work
53. Listening to → TV
55. Waiting for → the perfect slave
YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? No
59. Want to get married? No
60. Careers in mind? horses
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
68. Lips or eyes → eyes
69. Hugs or kisses → Kisses
70. Shorter or taller →taller
71. Older or Younger → younger
72. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
74. Sensitive or loud → both
75. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
77. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant.
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → yes
79. Drank hard liquor --> Yes
80. Lost glasses/contacts → yes
81. Sex on first date --> yes
82. Broken someone's heart → You betcha
83. Had your own heart broken → temporarily
85. Been arrested → nope
86. Turned someone down → Yes
87. Cried when someone died → Yes
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → yep
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Yes
90. Miracles → sure
91. Love at first sight →no
92. Heaven → Yes
93. Santa Clause → no
95. Kiss on the first date? →no
96. Angels → Yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? yes
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Yes |
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir." |
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The one who owns your soul surely owns your body. How can they not? You can choose to give your body to anyone. Anyone with a good rope can make their body yours, yet they do not, cannot truly posses you. Your soul will not give you a choice to whom you give your heart to. Your soul will command you to give yourself completely and you will follow that command with out question. |
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This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday. Damn, this is a great country |
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SWEET! I pissed someone off enough for them to waste their time emailing me. Thanks you made my day.
UGGG! No matter how much you people ask I will NOT be watching you on cam for however much tribute you think you need to offer up. I'm just not that kinda lady. |
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January 2013
-----One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been
here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give it to those who are not.
...Thomas Jefferson |
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I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but
I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world..
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.
Who am I?
ADOLF HITLER.
WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF? |
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There are some lessons that Obama should take away from Lincoln . . . .
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independance.
You cannot help people permanantly by doing for them, what they COULD and SHOULD do for themselves.
If you need to read this over and over again until it sinks in! |
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The $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President of the United States .
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there.
So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.."
Her parents beamed.
"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her.
"But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.
You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked,
"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party.."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me. |
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Wow some days are just filled with journal entries.
Today I was asked a very good question by a prospect, dan.
He wanted to know how my slaves would interact with each other.
My response:
I hope to find 2 male and 2 female slaves to complete my household. However, it seems that male slaves are much more plentiful than female. Slaves, will be assigned daily, weekly, monthly tasks that they need to accomplish. Some of these will require team work, both with Mistress and other slaves working together. Good communication is key here, as it can be dangerous when working with heavy equipment or animals.
As there are times that I must be away, there needs to be an alpha slave. One who is responsible, trustworthy and knowledgeable of the running of my household. This position may also be taken by a Mistress in training, one who is seeking to hone and learn skills. Whomever has this position must continue to earn it, it can be stripped of them at any time.
Sexually . . .yes my slaves will have sex with each other, with me as I see fit. They will compete in games/challenges with and against each other. Winners reap rewards and the loosers . . . . ohhh the poor loosers. |
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide our allies security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you can answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Barbara Streisand, Johnny Depp, and Jane Fonda with you.
P. P. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. |
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Do you have a resume? No? Is not being a slave the most important job you will ever undertake? Do you not want to impress your potential new owner? Having a slave resume/portfolio shows me that you are not just here for a good time and can highlight many of the skills you already have.
In the portfolio you may want to have ......
An Introduction
What it is you are seeking at this time (this may change over time)
Your Submissive Check List
Letters of References
Essays you have written (or special journal entries)
A List of all the demos and presentations you have attended
Any special training you have had
Placing these things in a binder will allow you to remove and page and replace it with updated information as time progresses.
http://www.bdsmclasses.com/sr.php
http://submissiveguide.com/ |
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ITS A . . . . . BAY COLT!!! 0217 this am. Everyone seems to be doing fine. Vet will be out later to breed another mare and check out everyone else. My other prego mare is soooooooo jealous. Ada is milking but I am not sure it's enough. Gotta love these maiden girls. This baby is all legs! I will get pics up ASAP , found my camera now I cant find my cord.
I did have to pull the baby out. I let her try for a bit but we had some folded up legs to contend with. |
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One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it's expressed in the choices one makes. In the long run we shape our lives and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt |
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"To the mistress who thoroughly understands the art of managing horses, the horse gives his entire affection and obedience, becomes her most willing slave, submits to all her whims, and is proud and happy under her rule." The American Horsewoman, 1884 |
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The one who owns your soul surely owns your body. How can they not? You can choose to give your body to anyone. Anyone with a good rope can make their body yours, yet they do not, cannot truly posses you. Your soul will not give you a choice to whom you give your heart to. Your soul will command you to give yourself completely and you will follow that command with out question.
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I am fairly new to this site, have found it to be quite entertaining actually. Which was suprising considering the horrible things I have heard about it.
There are of course the thousands that are illiterate and choose not to read my profile, yet email me anyways. I do not even bother reading those.
I have found a few boys that have some potential, I will be evaluating and testing them as things move along.
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| Age: 24 |
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