Well that last post got people to stop asking stupid questions. And yes I think most men that are looking are a tad dense. Sorry guys but when Willie starts thinking the other higher brain shuts down. Just a fact of life and women know it and live with it. And all in all we love you for it, but just don't go barking up the wrong tree. Some trees have thorns. They say locust trees evolved thorns to keep mastodons from destroying the trees, those are some bad-assed thorns. I got to stop watching the science channel, but what else do you do when it snows every day or two? TV, books and knitting, the sum of my winter life.

So if some one wants to talk about warm tanned asses or how they would like to get theirs that way drop me a line. Its a long cold winter here in MN and a few good emails will break the days up. Just keep it proper and I will be happy to respond in kind.

(Hint, I like Victorian households and Ren fests. Think how you can say it with out saying it. Innuendos are wonderful things and can make conversing so fun.)

What does it take to get people to understand.

I TOP MEN!!

The only male I sub to is Myster. The end! You want me to whip your ass, ok - fine, lets talk. But if you want me to sub to you then go find someone else, cause that WONT happen. I am owned property and not shared with anyone.

You want to meet me, fine; find a local munch, (NEWBIE or the one on Thursdays first and third week of the month, or see if you can get into the Mast meeting, if you dare) and show up. I bet you two bits that I will be one of two females in a wheelchair there. And if you need more that that I am the BBW.

Now close your mouth, drop your pants and bend over. Or GET LOST!