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	Back after a good, long while. I've lived, I've learned, I've laughed, I've cried, I've grown tired of people waxing poetic about life lessons... Oh, wait. Never mind. The only thing one can do is follow himself... dig in, discover what he is, and who he is, and reveal himself. And that, I promise, will be the extent of my lyrical sidenotes. There is nothing more awful than those who take themselves seriously. What I am looking for is ethical sluts who can spell. I am an overeducated malcontent looking for a moody bitch with a clear perspective on what she wants for herself. I am looking for something casual, but I want to take that thing seriously -- and I want to do it with someone that feels the same. I am cruel, but not callous. Equality is out, fairness is not. Dismissing subs is reprehensible without exception. Consideration is essential. That is all for now. The rest will be in my journal as it decides to pop up in my head.

12/29/2010 3:39:10 PM

I can no longer remain silent. I have tried. It's driving me nuts, and I have to share.

D/S/M/F, I don't care: Do Not Use Comic Sans.

It makes you look like a total moron.

You may think it looks cute, and squiggly, and whatever the hell other properties you would like to impart on this clown-shoe of a font... it doesn't. Ask around. This font is a running joke on the Interwebs. It is the font that crazy people and stupid people use. This does not mean that you are crazy and/or stupid... it means that you using this font makes you look crazy and/or stupid.

I beg you, stop doing it. Stop, stop, stop.

If this offended you, well, I'm not sorry at all. Consider it a favor.

12/26/2010 12:50:14 AM

For some reason, asking someone a question to make sure of "wow that was fun" instead of "don't drop the soap for 20 years" makes me "mr atitude" and blockworthy.

No, I'm "Mr. Christ on a pogo stick, learn how to spell, moron". "mr atitude" is my neighbor. I hear he drops his soap all the time.

12/4/2010 8:44:04 PM

As you migh have noticed, there are no sexual entries in my like/don't like/hates/has a fit over sidebar. There are several reasons for this.

First of all, I am open to quite a few things. But, and don't take this personally, I don't know you. You're going to have to ask.

Second of all, the profiles of people who filled out every single damned thing are scary. That attention to detail is petrifying to me, and I try very hard to not petrify people myself.