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WELCOME TO MY DIRTY WORLD!! LOL Independent Switch Woman Near The NW/SW Side Of San Antonio, Bexar County, Texas Seeks Applicants For Live-In House Boy/Girl To Do Total Household Chores In Exchange For Own Private Room & Bathroom In Large, 4-BDRM Private Home. Owner Is A Lifestyle-Friendly Single, Disabled, Yet Independent Switch Woman With Several Indoor Pets & No Kids. Sample Daily Chores Include Cooking, Cleaning, Yard Work, General Household Repairs, And Multi-Animal Caretaking, Training & Clean-Up Assistance.
PERFECT FOR SINGLE, UNATTACHED, HARD-WORKING, DEPENDABLE, NON-SMOKING, NON-ALCOHOLIC, INDEPENDENT, DRUG-FREE, QUIET, MATURE, AND FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE BOY OR GIRL WITH NO BAGGAGE, MENTAL/EMOTIONAL ISSUES, PSYCHO-EX'S OR KIDS. SELECT INDOOR PETS WELCOME!
May Consider Full Or Part Time Helpers In Exchange For Safe, Experienced Play Sessions And/Or Lifestyle-Friendly & Fun Explorations.
ONLY APPLY IF:
* YOU ARE A HEALTHY, SELF-DISCIPLINED, RESPONSIBLE ADULT OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE. You Must Work Hard & Complete A Moderate List Of Tasks On Time, Each Day, Without Excuses.
* YOU ENJOY A "DRAMA-FREE" LIFE. You Are Not Depressed, Suicidal, Multiple-Personality, Or Otherwise Emotionally Unstable. You Are Completely Drug, Smoke & STD Free (Tested Regularly!). You Have Minimal Baggage, No BF/GF Issues, No Kids, No Psycho-Ex's, No Criminal Record (Checked Regularly!), And No Aggressive Or Deceiptful Tendencies (No Second Chances!).
* YOU ARE AN INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT, AND ASSERTIVE PROBLEM SOLVER. You Routinely Complete All Tasks In An Effective Manner And Responsibly Resolve Any Challenges Along The Way With Minimum Supervision.
* YOU ARE PRO-ACTIVE IN YOUR DUTIES. You See Something That Needs To Be Done Or Is Broken, And You Do It Or Fix It Without Having To Be Asked.
* YOU LOVE ALL ANIMALS & AREN'T AFRAID TO GET DIRTY! You Are A Reasonably Good Cook, Tidy Housekeeper & Animal Caretaker, And Truly Enjoy A Large Pet-Friendly Home (Huge & Small Dogs, Cats, Birds, And Other Rescue Pets -- All Kept Inside The House).
* YOU HAVE YOUR OWN VEHICLE. You must own and operate your own personal, liability-insured vehicle for all your own transportation needs.
* YOU ARE AN OPTOMIST AT HEART! You Are Naturally Friendly, Funny, Intelligent, Empathetic, Kind, Approachable, Understanding, Compassionate, Generous With Your Time, And Genuinely Happy & Confident In Yourself And With Others. You Go Out Of Your Way To Help & Serve Others Where You Are Needed, And Enjoy Being Appreciated, Accepted, Cherished & Adored In Return.
THIS RUSTIC PRIVATE HOME BOASTS:
+ Separate/Private Room & Bathroom Use Only Free In Exchange For Help Described Above.
+ All Utilities Shared.
+ Only Dial-Up Internet Access Available Out In The County Where I Live.
+ Quiet Neighbors & Relaxful Neighborhood.
+ Extra-Large, Fully Treed & Landscaped Front & Back Yards.
+ Extra 700+ Square-Foot Apartment/Storage Building With Small Full Bath (Stand-Up Shower Only) Could Also Be Used As Separate/Detached Private Dwelling Without A Kitchen Area.
+ Fully Fenced Large Back Yard.
+ Covered Parking Available.
+ HUGE Covered Back Patio.
+ Unused Drop-down Den Area.
+ Laundry Facilities Onsite.
+ Ceiling Fans Throughout.
+ Most All Major Appliances Provided For Use (Dishwasher Broke).
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION & SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!
ALL APPLICANTS WILL BE FULLY BACKGROUND CHECKED (FOR CRIMINAL & LEGAL BACKGROUND HISTORY!) AND FINGERPRINTED BEFORE FINAL APPLICATIONS ARE ACCEPTED.
THIS IS A BARTER SYSTEM ARRANGEMENT; NO MONEY WILL BE PAID FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, ONLY FREE ROOM & BATHROOM USAGE IN EXCHANGE FOR ALL DUTIES TO BE PERFORMED & RESPONSIBLE SHARED LIVING. ANY POTENTIAL LIFESTYLE SESSIONS OR PLAY THAT MIGHT OCCUR BETWEEN US, IF MUTUALLY DESIRED, WOULD BE AT WILL AND IS IN NO WAY MADE A PART OF OR EXPECTED IN ANY SUCH LIVING OR ASSISTANCE ARRANGEMENT.
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