....next is the all about me phase....

"Down to earth" people are practical in their decision making and philosophy of life. I am not, I am capricious, indecisive, impulsive, opinionated, passionate and stubborn. I spend a lot of my time daydreaming and enjoying the ridiculous. I have no sense of fashion because I prefer style. My closet is full of Italian shoes and I love wearing them. No-one around here would know I am wearing them, but I know. I work at my local supermarket. Not that one, the small one. Many people have pointless jobs. Mine is all about pointing. I point at someone and tell them to do the next thing on my list. Sometimes I have to do some actual work. This makes me extremely grumpy, usually alleviated by a second or third coffee and the pleasure of watching my minions run away from my baleful glare.

If I had a heart of gold I would rip it out and put it up on eBay. I tried thinking outside the square but all I got was a quadrilateral. Everyone else seems to be living on the edge so I went back to the middle for the extra space. Nightclubs bore me, they are filled with loud people drinking tomorrow's urine.



One of my true joys is hopping on my little motorbike and shooting around the neighbourhood. The other is coffee.