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They say you should always start with a joke...
What's green and carries a bill whip...Kermit the Flog.
They did not say it had to be a good joke.
I am a dominant. Being dominant is not a replacement for having a personality. The fact of the matter is that dominance is just another part of my overall personality.
Now I could use this space as a resume of sorts. Tell everyone who I am, my experiences, and even my expectations. But where is the fun in that.
So I have decided to use the space for something I think demonstrates who I am much better. More jokes!
You may not be cut out to be a Dom if...
- If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool.
- If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM.
- If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys, or you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys.
- If you think the GOR novels are based in fact, and you're trying to book a flight.
- If you have already ordered vanity plates that read "MSTR-2-U".
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