Saw the following in a profile for a submissive male today and went "what the....?"

The key to BDSM is sensual seductive play with the woman looking the part (nicely dressed - NOT like a whore).

Where are all the HOT women?

Love both dominant & sub women, who like dressing sexy, high heels, leather, latex, gags, hoods, and know how to have fun by making their man beg for more."

ok there is a contradiction in there somewhere ...it went on to say ...

"Do you think you could tame me, cuff me, gag me while having fun, OR perhaps you require training on how to be an obedient sub.

You must be fit, healthy, obedient (or gently dom), and prepared to be trained well plus like travel and dinning."

again I went "what the...? he wants an obedient Dom who is prepared to be trained???? Am I missing something here?

Its profiles like that of "AsianSubs4saleee" that need reporting. It is either a highly illegal slave trade of Asian girls or a scam...either is abhorrent in this lifestyle.

She who will be obeyed is currently in Brisbane for extended time...

Wouldn’t it be nice if...

• People who put that they are a slave on their profile understood what it actually means to be a lifestyle slave...NO it does not mean we will fulfil all your every kink fantasies! It means you are offering to be of service not to be served. DO SOME RESEARCH !
• People who tell me they want real and would give me a phone number to verify they are real
• People who think that webcamming tells me they are real...yeah right! Would that me not accuse me of being a fake if I choose not to webcam with them and would bother to call when offer them a phone number.
• People who only want online fantasies would be open and honest about it...you would have lots and lots and lots of friends out there who only want the same and you could all have fun together.
• If people who say they are interested in getting to know you actually communicated long enough to do so before disappearing.
• People who say they want to meet you actually turned up for the meeting.
• People learnt to say no thank you instead of saying yes please when they really mean no. Most of us can handle it you know and those that can’t should not be on here.
• People would not put bisexual on their profile and then say they only want men or only want women …Bisexual means just that...you like both! I have read so many profiles that say only men or only women and say bisexual...what the? Are you confused?
• People would not  make excuses for not doing even the most simple of tasks …like communicating regularly when they claim they want a real relationship…sheeeesh! How hard is it to slap up a couple of sentences in an email or message?
• There was world peace and no hunger....ok ok so that was wanting too much!

It’s really quite amusing to see how easy it is to weed out the fakes. Simply do not give them wank fodder in the first conversation and tell them to email or phone.

 It works every time because you never hear from them again

 If you are not real don't bother!