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The following is a fictional account of a real profile.
It is an adaptation from a real life story.
For entertainment purposes only.
" Don't bother,
I'm too good for you.
you couldn't afford Me.
you're already boring me and you haven't said a word.
Please, no photos, as the sight of you, could interfere with My digestion.
I'm not your analyst, tell it to somebody else,
who cares what happened to you "
Those born female only, are encouraged to respond but please, proceed with caution and be advised that, you could receive similar treatment as depicted above.
Be patient, as the tremendous volume of responses has become overwhelming and I cannot possibly reply to everyone in a timely manner.
Due to my humanistic nature, I will endeavor to reply firstly to those who are most in need.
The rest of you, please try and hold on for just a little longer until, I can find the time to grace your mailbox with my reply.
your humble Master,
Physical description of the male in this profile is accurate, as well as all likes and dislikes.
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