Collarme Loser Tales:
I think I would post this to my profile if I had the time, so I will tell you about date from hell #1 from collarme.com.
I this guy contacts me about doing a spa day. That sounds easy right? Well wrong! This clown tells me he"s been to the salon before. So it was cool with me because I live around the corner from the mall. He didn't know that. So he calls me and tells me that he is in Wesley Chapel! So I think to myself......self if he has been here before and he in Wesley Chapel.....He's fake. This loser wants me to burn my fucking gas when I didn't even know his retarded ass existed. But I got to eat at Fresh! yummy |