You want to know what I really think is funny? When I turn a man down who claims to be soooo interested in me, begs me to meet him, won't leave me alone.. and when I'm honest with him on the reasons why, he suddenly decides I'm a "fat ass cunt" and look like a whale. Really, guy? Way to be mature.

To be honest and straightforward, I don't really want to dress a male up as a female. That means you, sissymaids. I'm interested in men that act like men.

Conversely, I really like women that make considerably handsome kings. Girls with butch haircuts and attitudes, that wear men's clothing. I also like girlygirls, but hey, I like women in general.