seriously... don't call me Mistress the first message you send me.

and boys... unless we just hit it off and you are dead sexy... I'm really not that interested, I am looking for a pretty girl to use and abuse. not fat slob worms. mmmmmkay?

also... people that write on their profiles "I hate writing these" or "I never know what to write in these things" and then have like at least 4 pages written about themselves crack me up!!!! so in other words "I hate writing these" actually means "YAY!!!! now I get to tell my life story!!!!" 

just saying...