Lesbian female transgenders have it all figured out...  

Give me your hand so I may
hold it tightly within mine
and walk with you.
Give me your gentle heart that I may care for it
when days fall apart, fail us
or allow us to succumb to
the remotest corner of our minds.
Give me your love so I might take it
to a place you may never have thought to visit.
And then to weave it tightly in a silken cloth
that cannot easily come undone.

Place your trust in me to bring colour to your cheeks
and joy to your days.
Give me your dreams that I may place them
in a small trinket box for safe-keeping,
so you may return once more and share them with me.
Give me your wisdom so I may learn from you.
Allow me a small place in your heart even though
I am unable to yearn for more…

Give me your hand so I may walk with you…

Lost my dog this weekend.  He was 14 years old.  Down to just one little puppy in the house.  Feels pretty lonely.

A man should be unafraid to use his superior strength to assert ownership over a woman's body.  Reprimanding a woman when she misbehaves (slapping her, pulling her hair, twisting her arm, beating her ass or cunt, torturing her tits).  Using a woman sexually (fucking her throat, ass, and cunt whenever the mood strikes a man). A woman must be continuously mentally dominated. A man should constantly be reminding a woman of her proper place --- reminding her that she was born to serve a man, to be property, to be owned and used. The more a woman hears the truth, the better she is able to come to terms with it and fully embrace it. A woman must be practically dominated. By this, I mean that steps must be taken to practically limit her ability to free herself from ownership.

Read this on a different profile, and it made me smile.

Found this, and thought it much better put together than the CM version.  Could be wrong, but haven't seen it on any other profiles as of yet:

 - Limit: means that the activity is a hard limit and that the sub will NEVER do that activity under any circumstances ever.

- Soft limit: means that the sub has great reticences towards that activity. Those can be due to either a VERY strong dislike, fear or disdain for that activity in general but that it is not impossible to negotiate them under some special circumstances. 
- Dislike: means that the sub don’t like the activity but would not object if ordered to.
- Hmm…: means that the sub has no (or very little) experience with the activity and that she is not really curious about it either.
- Curious: means that the sub have no (or very little) experience with the activity but that she find the idea interesting.
- Desire: means that the sub has little or no experience with the activity but greatly wants to try it.
- Okay: means that the sub has no problem with the activity but it has no special appeal to her.
- Like: means that the sub likes the activity at least on an occasional basis.
- Love: means that the activity figures among the sub’s favorites.

Age play: 
Anal beads: 
Anal sex: 
Appearance modification: 
Armbinders:   
Ass worship: 
Bare bottom spanking: 
Bare-handed spanking: 
Bastinado: 
Bathroom use control: 
Begging: 
Behavior modification: 
Belt spanking: 
Ben Wa balls: 
Bestiality: 
Beating (soft): 
Beating (hard): 
Biting: 
Blackmail (play): 
Blindfolds: 
Blow job: 
Body paint: 
Body worship: 
Bondage (light): 
Bondage (heavy): 
Bondage (public, under clothes): 
Boot worship: 
Boss/secretary roleplay: 
Branding (temporary): 
Branding (permanent): 
Breast bondage: 
Breast fucking: 
Breast play/torture: 
Breast spanking: 
Breath play: 
Brother/sister roleplay: 
Bruises: 
Butt plugs (small): 
Butt plugs (large): 
Butt plugs (public, under clothes): 
Cages: 
Caning: 
Catheterization: 
Cattle prod: 
Chains: 
Chakra energy play:
Chamber-pot use: 
Chastity belt: 
Chauffeuring: 
Cigarette torture: 
Clit torture: 
Closet (locked inside of): 
Clothespins: 
Cock worship: 
Collars (worn in private): 
Collars (worn in public): 
Consensual non-consent: 
Contracts: 
Corner time: 
Corsets: 
Crawling: 
Creampie: 
Cross-dressing: 
Cuddling: 
Cunnilingus: 
Cutting: 
Daddy/daughter roleplay: 
Deep throating: 
Degradation: 
Denim/Jeans clothing: 
Diapers (wearing): 
Diapers (wetting): 
Diapers (soiling): 
Dilation (anal): 
Dilation (vaginal): 
Dildos (penetration): 
Dildos (sucking on): 
Discipline: 
Doctor/nurse roleplay: 
Domestic service: 
Double penetration (oral/anal): 
Double penetration (oral/vaginal): 
Double penetration (vaginal/anal): 
Douching: 
Duct tape: 
Ear plugs: 
Enemas: 
Erotic dance: 
Examinations: 
Exhibitionism (private): 
Exhibitionism (public): 
Eye contact restriction: 
Face farting: 
Face fucking (forced blow job): 
Face slapping: 
Fantasy abandonment: 
Fantasy rape: 
Fear (being scared): 
Figging: 
Fingering: 
Fire play: 
Fisting (anal): 
Fisting (vaginal): 
Flogging: 
Food control: 
Food play: 
Foot worship: 
Forced bedwetting: 
Forced exercise: 
Forced homosexuality: 
Forced masturbation: 
Forced nudity (private): 
Forced nudity (around others): 
Forced orgasms: 
Forced smoking: 
Forced weight gain: 
Forced weight loss: 
Gags (ball): 
Gags (cloth): 
Gags (inflatable):
Gags (panties): 
Gags (phallic): 
Gags (ring): 
Gags (tape): 
Gang bang (fantasy): 
Gang bang (real): 
Gas masks: 
Genital bondage: 
Genital sex: 
Given away to another Dom (temporary): 
Given away to another Dom (permanent): 
Gun play:Hair bondage: 
Hairbrush spanking: 
Hair pulling: 
Handcuffs (leather): 
Handcuffs (metal): 
Handcuffs (rope): 
Hand job (giving): 
Hand job (receiving): 
Harems (serving with other subs): 
Harnessing (leather): 
Harnessing (rope): 
Having clothes chosen for: 
Head harness: 
High heels (wearing): 
Homework Assignments:
Hoods: 
Hot oils (on genitals): 
Hot wax: 
Humiliation (private): 
Humiliation (public): 
Hypnotism : 
Ice cubes : 
Impregnation (fantasy) : 
Impregnation (real) : 
Interrogation : 
Japanese rope bondage : 
Kidnapping fantasy : 
Kissing: 
Kneeling : 
Knife play: 
Lactation: 
Latex clothing: 
Leashes: 
Leather clothing: 
Lectures for misbehavior: 
Lingerie (wearing): 
Manicure (giving): 
Massage (giving): 
Massage (receiving): 
Medical play: 
Menstruation sex: 
Mental bondage: 
Mind control: 
Mind fucks: 
Modeling for erotic photos: 
Mouth bits: 
Mouth soaping: 
Multiple orgasms: 
Mummification: 
Mutual masturbation: 
Name change (fantasy): 
Name change (legal): 
Needles: 
Nipple play/torture: 
Nipple weights: 
Nylon clothing: 
Orgasm control: 
Orgasm denial: 
OTK spanking: 
Outdoor scenes: 
Outdoor sex: 
Paddles (leather): 
Paddles (wood): 
Pantyhose/stockings (wearing): 
Pet play: 
Phone sex (serving Dom): 
Phone sex (serving other Doms): 
Phone sex (professionally): 
Piercings: 
Pinching: 
Plastic surgery: 
Police/prisoner roleplay: 
Posture training: 
Priest/nun roleplay: 
Prostitution (fantasy): 
Prostitution (real): 
Punishment (play a.k.a. “funishment”): 
Punishment (real): 
Pussy spanking: 
Pussy/crotch torture: 
Remote control devices: 
Restraints (ankles): 
Restraints (knees): 
Restraints combinations (wrists to waist, etc.): 
Restrictive rules on behavior: 
Riding crops: 
Rimming (giving): 
Rimming (receiving): 
Rituals: 
Rough sex: 
Saran wrapping: 
Scarification: 
Scat: 
Scent play (aromas): 
Scratching: 
Serving as furniture: 
Serving as toilet (urine): 
Serving as toilet (feces): 
Serving as waitress: 
Serving other Doms (supervised): 
Serving other Doms (unsupervised): 
Sexual deprivation (short term): 
Sexual deprivation (long term): 
Shaving (body hair): 
Shaving (genitals): 
Shaving (head): 
Skinny-dipping: 
Skirts (wearing): 
Sleep assault: 
Sleep deprivation: 
Sleepsacks/body bags: 
Slutty clothing (private): 
Slutty clothing (public): 
Spandex clothing: 
Speculums (anal): 
Speculums (vaginal): 
Speech restrictions: 
Spitting: 
Spreader bars: 
Staples: 
Straight jackets: 
Suction cups: 
Suspension (vertical): 
Suspension (inverted): 
Suspension (horizontal): 
Swallowing (semen): 
Swallowing (urine): 
Swallowing (feces): 
Swapping (with another couple): 
Swinging (multiple couples): 
Switching: 
Tampon training (in ass): 
Tasting own cum: 
Tattoos: 
Teacher/student roleplay: 
Tears (crying): 
Teasing: 
TENS unit: 
Threesomes (FFM): 
Threesomes (FMM): 
Thumbcuffs: 
Tickling: 
Triple penetration: 
Urethral fucking: 
Urethral sounds: 
Verbal humiliation: 
Vibrators (on genitals): 
Vibrators (penetration): 
Videos (being recorded): 
Violet Wand: 
Vomitting: 
Voyeurism: 
Waterbondage: 
Watersports: 
Water torture: 
Waxing (hair removal): 
Wearing body fluids: 
Wearing symbolic jewelry: 
Whipping: 
Wrestling: 
Zapping (electric fly swatters):

It is my birthday.... 37 years old. 

This site is deeply flawed.  That a dominant man is expected to have the time to craft original and thought provoking messages for every woman that catches his eye is absurd, particularly when so many of you talk about how full your mailboxes are.  How fulfilled could his life possibly be if he is dedicating ANY energy to something so low percentage?   

Nothing short of an intelligent and well read woman will do. I am not so insecure as to find intelligence threatening, and would love to find a companion that was better educated than I am.  There is something about taking an articulate and haughty gal and reducing her to something much more gutter that makes my blood rush.

A man should have a safety deposit box.  Not a fireproof box for the house, but a box at a bank in which to keep any irreplaceables.  

A beautiful tropical storm came through my area over the weekend. Had the opportunity to smoke a joint on the beach and listen to the sounds of the surf. Everyone should enjoy that experience.

Dinner should be on the table BEFORE 7:30 pm.

A man should understand how an automobile engine works, and be able to at least identify the parts when he pops the hood to his vehicle.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh89WZWNFsi61Z4qmD

Thought this was very amusing.  A little bit of smacking goes a long way.

If a woman chooses to work outside of the home, she should not take up a career in business.  Academia, healthcare, and childcare are all great professions that cater more towards a woman's nature than moving money.  Business is too cold, too cutthroat, and a gentle soul has no place in that world.

A woman should practice yoga/pilates with a trained professional regularly if her schedule permits.  If not, she should still stretch for 30 minutes every day.  Supple and limber is good.

A woman should wake up a few minutes before her companion so that she might help him ease in to the day more gracefully than an alarm clock would.  A cup of coffee on my bedside table along with a soft mouth on my member is a tough combination to beat.  

A man should be able to bench press and squat more than his body weight.

Every woman should own a small and snug fitting black dress.  It shouldn't be any longer than knee high, and it should expose healthy amounts of back, shoulder, and arms.

A man should be able to use a ladder to get up on the roof of his home.  It isn't that hard, and a man should be able to take a look with his own eyes if there is ever a leak.  Fear of heights is no excuse.

A woman should know how to give her man a straight shave.  If she does not know how, she should at least be interested in learning.  It is very sexy to be groomed in that way by a woman.

Having not ever done the vanilla thing, I am wondering if it wouldn't be an immense turn on if only for the novelty.  You know, take a gal out for couple of dates...dinner and a movie, dancing and drinks, maybe a walk on the beach.  Maybe try and convince her to come home with me after our 3rd get together, and once back at me place ask her politely if I could suckle on her breast.  

On second thought, it doesn't sound exciting at all :)

Got "lucky" last night with this gal pal of mine that I volunteer with.  I don't think it will be happening again...  She was a very good sport, but don't think she will be coming back for seconds.  Serves as something of a reminder as to why I was here in the first place.

The puppy I adopted had parvo.  Notice the past tense...or is it "passed."  I have fucked that up before.  She was put to sleep this morning.  I nearly cried right there at the animal shelter.  Funny, sick or dying family members never elicited so much emotion as that sweet little puppy.

A white trash neighbor of mine moved recently, and forgot her dog...  Cute little (too little) lab/shepherd mix was living under her house.  Two days ago I brought her some food and water, and she followed me home.  I have started calling her Ginger.  She is super friendly, and if not for my Akita being a real bastard I would keep her.  Breaks my heart, but guess I am going to have to bring her to a shelter.  Hope somebody decent comes along and adopts her sooner rather than later.

Young Frankenstein...funniest movie of all time.  

Blazing Saddles....second funniest movie of all time.

Mel Brooks....Genius

A woman I had lunch with called me a "stud" yesterday.  At first I thought she was implying I slept around, which isn't true.  After a minute of conversation it became clear she didn't mean "stud" as the male equivalent of "slut."  She meant it in the same context as people talking about high quality athletes.  How flattering :)

Did a little work on my profile, and it is more accurate now.  Way too long though.  No harm in trying to be specific.

Seems like perhaps the quality most needed for this kind of site is patience.  There are some very pleasant people here to chat with, it just takes weeks to find them...

Yes, I did include a picture or two of my dogs.  No, I did not do so to indicate any interest in beastiality.  I am a dog lover, and just waned to show off my adorable Baby Man and Little Miss.  I particularly like the shot of the little girl hiding behind the big boy.  For whatever reason it reminds me of a traditional male/female relationship.

The last picture is of my new back yard.  I am moving this weekend, and will be living smack dab in the middle of 4 acres.  Very private...

There is also a picture making a joke of domestic abuse.  Pretty tasteless.  To be clear, I wouldn't ever strike a woman out of anger.  Domestic discipline is entirely different.  If unclear, ask.  I would be more than willing to explain.

When I took the time to describe my ideal woman, it was not just to fill space on a page.  If you cannot look at yourself in the mirror for ten seconds without cringing please pass me by.  Unless of course you are suffering from terrible self esteem and are actually super hot...jk

Kinda 

I realize this sounds shallow, and suppose it is, but never let it be said I am not honest.  I would give myself a 6 our of 10 on the super accurate physical beauty scale.  Please don't be less attractive than I am.

Unless you are a woman, AND find what I have to say interesting or curious or whatever, AND you are in the market for a dominant man, AND I fit your possible criteria, leave me to my happy thoughts.  What man is so insecure that he enjoys receiving flattering mail from people with whom there is not even the smallest measure of compatibility?  "Not I!" said the blind man to the deaf dog.

Friend requests?  What makes you think I want to be friends? Didn't realize that people came here for social networking.  Don't contact me unless you are a woman that might be interested in what I have to offer.

Of the five sense, I think sight is the "cheapest."  It requires the least interpretation.  It offers the quickest way to convey a message.  Perhaps that is why so many on here cloud their profiles with picture after picture.  They must realize their audience.  Cheap, and lacking imagination. 

For women, a few quick questions....  Do you really imagine that a man, a genuine MAN, has time to waste sending out note after note, all the while being original, and well thought, to total strangers?  Shouldn't a MAN be busy, working on his professional life, taking care of his body, striving to be a better MAN?  Should a real MAN even be patient enough to chase and chase and chase, in the way that this site seems to encourage?   "I am overwhelmed with messages, sorry if I don't reply."

"No picture, no response..."  Go fuck yourself.  Seems to me the opposite should be true.  Should a true man with a place in society be so careless with his reputation, and that of his businesses,  that he posts images of himself on this site?  Are you fucking crazy?  Even the most sadistic men have families; mothers, siblings, nieces and nephews.  Should a man be so incredibly callous and nasty that he posts images of the women he has used through the years?  It is one thing to enjoy abusing a woman privately, or even publicly, if she consents, but posting pictures of her online?  In this day and age? 

If you want to see a picture of me, all you need do is ask.

Excuse the rant :)

Online masters and subs.....scenes and dressing up....pretty fucking lame people.  If you want to play make believe, why not be an army man?  An astronaut would also be cool.If you wanted to do it with a BDSM twist, why not be a conquistador, raping his way through Central America?  Ultimately, why is your life so fucking empty that you feel the need to play make believe?

Have you not everything you need? If you need a motor car, you pluck it from the trees. If you need pretty polly, you take it.

If you threw one hundred seeds out in a field, and gave them no water or fertilizer, would any of them grow?  Maybe one or two.  But if you carefully planted ten seeds, and gave them attention and care, wouldn't at least half of them sprout?

I would rather only be chatting with two or three women at a time; any more than that and they would get lost in the shuffle.  If you don't share that thought, or are just chatting out of boredom, please leave me be.  I am every bit the man I have described, and have no time for silly kid games.