As you can probably tell by the awful hair, stylish pipe and succulent pose; I do not a normal fellow make.
Life for me is very much about silliness, satire, knowledge and excitement... throw in a bit of wine, cigars, corduroy and panache too. I’m not particularly keen on discovering my inner self, meeting my soul mate or exploring my mental psyche ... I’d rather just have a jolly good time.
If you’d like to know any more, please feel free to ask. I’m also a geek, a writer and a terrible fighter. I have no idea how to light a barbecue, I don’t watch television, and tabloids bore me. I’m also a dominant... looking for a new pet.
2/21/2011 10:29:58 AM
Day 36:
Dear Diary,
Berty says he spotted the beast just twenty clicks yonder. I'm not so sure. Either way, the raging heat and Land piranhas have rendered our equipment useless. Thank goodness Ronald brought the Twinings.
