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Edit: I've had no luck here finding local gaming buddies or DDO friends, and that's all I'm here for, so I'm pretty much just lurking now when I do log in. You can still message if you really want to, and if you've read the entire profile, but the chances of getting a response are pretty low these days. Also it's likely to take awhile.
Rather than saying a lot about me, let me talk about who you are. You certainly don't have to be every one of these things, but you must be at least one of them to get a reply.
* You're intelligent and define yourself as geeky or nerdy. You're a tabletop or MMORPG gamer, or a SCAdian, or a larper, or an academic/intellectual type who can hold their own in a conversation that may range from how genetics relate to pharmacokinetics to particle spin to the sociological implications of the early Crusades on a macroeconomic level.
* Or perhaps you are a local who raises backyard livestock or crops, and are interested in networking with other folks who do the same.
* You do not have a suggestive screen name or profile picture. Seriously. Just don't bother writing if you do, I'll never read it. Emails that just say "hi" or that say something sexual or kinky will also be plonked in the circular bit bucket. You will need to demonstrate that you've read this message and that we are having an actual two way communication, or I'll assume you're a drive-by spammer who is randomly poking every profile that appears to be a single female.
Which, by the way, I am not. I am head of a happy and stable poly triad household. CM doesn't include a poly option and I refuse to define myself as part of a couple since we are three. Notice monogamous social privilege much? Pfui. Anyhow, it's just friends I'm seeking, not sex or kink.
Let me say that again: friends. I'm looking for folks to hang out with either on DDO (Khyber server) or locally, in public places, with all of our clothes on. Maybe some workout buddies to hit the gym with. Nothing else. No more. Nada. Really.
I don't care what your gender or sexual or D/s orientation is. We're not going to do any stuff with you except hang out and chat or play D&D, so it doesn't matter. We don't have a 100% closed poly relationship, but nobody in this household is actively looking. And if we were, someone who approached us online solely for that reason would be Right Out. So, y'know, don't. If you write asking to "join my poly house", I'm going to think you are one hella creepy motherfucker and I will never, ever want to meet you. At least not unless I'm armed.
Please don't send photo attachments on your first email, even if they're totally vanilla. Check in with me first, 'kay? I won't open any first contact email with a photo, on the assumption that it's about 95% likely to be the kind I don't want to see. The folks on this site who are smart enough not to send those kinds of pictures to a stranger will also be smart enough to read this. If you're not smart enough, or if you didn't read the profile all the way through, sorry, but I don't want to talk to you anyways. On to /dev/null you go. La la la, I can't hear you, and life is good.
I have the XX chromosone and my two partners are XY, but we tend to swap genders around at the drop of a hat just for shits and giggles. None of us are actually trans, just more flexible than fixed in our ideas of gender. Transfolks and other gender rebels are certainly welcome to hang with us. So are M/s and O/p couples and polycules. We do not have the time or energy to play with you regardless of your flavor, but friends are cool, and you are welcome to relax and be yourself around us socially 'cuz it won't scare us any.
The interests listed in the profile may reflect only one of us, though some are common to all. You are not required to hang out with all of us at the same time or even at all, particularly if your common interest is only shared by one of us. However if you say you only ever want to meet me and not the boyz, I'm probably going to give it a pass based on the obvious assumption that friendship is not really what you are looking for.
If you made it to the end of the profile and want to be on the short list for a reply, make the first line of your letter "Firefly/Serenity". If you didn't read all the way through before dashing off a hopeful note about how you want me to dress like a chef and cornhole you with a rolling pin, or do stuff to you with a big rubber ball and a bucket of eels, or dress you like a little girl and bathe your private parts in warm Jell-o, I'm not going to read what you wrote either.
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This video should be required viewing for all submissive men: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8325689/the-meeting
No, it's not porn; it's more of a how-not-to guide. Watch it anyway. Dominant women, prepare to be dead of giggle and squee after watching this. |
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I want my current experience on this site to be fun, friendly and not an unpleasant pain in the ass like it has been every other time. Ergo I am merrily cruising through my "who's viewing me" page and blocking everyone who has an explicit screen name or photo or whose profile focuses on sex and kink to the exclusion of being a human being.
I get it that we're all kinky here. I am part of the BDSM community and this is what we do. But for sheesh sake, if that's all you have to talk about, especially to a stranger, you're crude and boring and I don't have time for you. Especially since I am happily in a committed relationship and not looking for anything but friends.
To retain my sanity, my criteria for actually reading an email are a lot tighter this time around. I'm not pretty sure your message isn't going to be crude or lame, I'm not opening it. I choose to spend my time only on fun, friendly, polite and positive people who are intelligent and interesting, and who respect my existing relationship. Everything else is being ignored, because life is too short not to enjoy every moment of it you can.
Also being blocked is anyone who has emailed me without reading through my profile - and trust me, I can tell. You'll see what I mean if you actually read it. I don't have time for drive-bys who are just hitting up every female within 100 miles and not actually noticing or caring what she is looking for. If you didn't bother to read what I said, there is no reason for me to read what you said.
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| Age: 23 |
| Manila,
Philippines |
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