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Geek Couple seeks minion!
We are looking for a live in minion to serve us. You must be over 18, have a valid drivers licence, be CLEAN, HONEST, and FEMALE!
You will be provided with room and board!
Some of the things you will be required to do: Clean, cook, run out to the store, and of course, serve both of us!
What does "Clean" mean: Doing dishes, laundry, sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, dusting waxing, bathrooms, etc...
What does "Cook" mean: You will have to be able to cook good healthy food for us. Mostly dinners, sometimes lunches, and rarely breakfast.
What does "run out" mean: You will have to have a valid drivers licence. You will be required to sometimes run to the store for groceries, or maybe to go pick up some thing from a restaurant if we've ordered out, or maybe we're in the mood for ice-cream.
What does "Serve" mean: Refill our drinks, bring us stuff we need and ask for, and pleasure us.
You will have your own room, but you might be requested to stay in bed with us some nights. You will need to bring your own things if you'd like, like clothes, computer, etc. You will have access to the whole house, including TV, cable, X-box, netflix, etc... We do have a pool which you will also occasionally have to maintain (put on or take off cover or spray out filters), but you'll have full access to it. If you have any bills, you will have to have a job that will pay for them. Examples being phone bill, car payment, insurance, etc... The only thing we will provide is room in board and everything that goes with the house. If you prove to be a worthy, long lasting minion, then you will become and be accepted as part of the family.
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