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| This is the place where I try to write something snarky and you get all week in the knees for me. Obviously.
I would spend more time listening to what you're saying, if only you didn't have your panties shoved in your mouth and covered in duct tape. Really, I'd of thought you'd of figured that out by now.
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Something I've never really been quite able to understand is the staggering amount of people who put the English language up on a pedestal.
You and I have all seen these people on here. Saying things like "Please don't message me unless you have perfect spelling, never need a spell check, and have a dictionary tattooed to your back." - or something like that.
Now, I'm not horrible at diction, but I'm certainly not the greatest. Perhaps it's the narcissism in me but I've always felt I had a better grasp on English then some. What really gets my Roger all up in someones Webster is when some excludes others, because they didn't spend time in High School getting a B+ on a creative writing essay, but was rather having sex. Like any responsible human being should at that age.
All I'm saying here people is that to err is to be human. You can't read every fucking message looking the the mistakes in grammar. That will drive you nuts and make you completely jaded to CM. Beneath that, kewl, ijjust typed ot my massage on note pad, exterior is probably a liad back dude who would love for you to blow him. And maybe all that relationship stuff can come later.
- on the other hand, it is okay to hate those people who send you messages like "Wanna suck my dick" or "Bitch I own you now so Send me your nude pictures".
You may be saying, "Fry, you Sexy Bitch, why is it okay to hate those people but not bad spellers?"
To which I reply "Becuase, those people are to stupid to realize that THOSE ADVANCES DON'T WORK!"
_BROKEN HIS CAPS LOCK_
_FRY_
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| Age: 20 |
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