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Hiya, ok...what do I put in this box? Hmm, first thing that pops into my mind is what I'm not looking for, a "bunny boiler" who's going to call seventeen times a day and cause me grief. I'm also not looking for chicks who complain about their jerk boyfriends, cheating spouses, inconsiderate girlfriends, boring jobs, poopy pets, etc. ad nauseum.
Plus if you are some lame chick getting validation jollies by putting up a profile so that you can get a buzz off of all the chode's IM'ing you, don't bother reading any further.
You are intelligent, imaginative, creative, physically active, physically fit, interesting, dress well and smell nice. Plus you have to be a brunette...at least spiritually. Blondes of any hair colour need not apply. You must have a certain level of maturity and world experience and be able to hold a decent conversation on a variety of topics. This may not necessarily be commesurate with age. There are some really evolved twenty-five-year-olds and there are some forty-year-olds that are spiritual teenages. If you don't know my preference, then don't read any further.
I'm a handsome, sucessful, married man in a polyamorous relationship frame. I have good teeth, wear nice shoes and wash daily. There's a fair bit of information here about me, if you can read between the lines. You can earn more information by being interesting yourself.
You will never be "the one". Don't even try it. You'll be at the curbside so fast your ass will have windburn. You will not be number two. You'll start at the bottom, and if you are not too much of a brat, I might even promote you.
(And no...you aren't allowed to ride my Cannondale)
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