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WARNING: This profile contains adult language and actual reading. Do not expect me to cater to your sloth or illiteracy. In all honesty, I don't expect to find much here. The problem with a free site is that anyone can put up a profile, even the insincere, cruel, and the cynical. I know this to be true because a common response I get from even worthwhile seeming people is I set this up as a joke For those of you who are genuine, honest, interested, and literate, by all means continue.

TL;DR Version: I am only interested in a long term involvement. My expectation is a reasonable amount of prep work regarding mindset online before meeting in person. Although I do not object to a personal relationship, "submissive" and "slave" are both job titles. I expect to make use of both your body and mind to the degree I require, as I care to and without objection.

This profile is intended to start conversations, not to end them.

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"O' better far to live and die,
under the brave black flag I fly,
than play a sanctimonious part,
with a pirate head and a pirate heart..."
- The Pirate King, Gilbert and Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance"
"Submission is not about being used, submission is about being of use. Submission is not about what is done to you, submission is about what you do for others. Strong men simply need women. This will never be understood by weak men. A strong man needs a woman at his feet, who is truly his. Anything else is less than his fulfillment." -Unknown
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." -Abba Eban

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I am returning to the site after an extended absence, having recently come out of a year-long relationship with a submissive no longer in my service. While I would not describe myself as "looking," merely open. I should state that I have no intention of contacting anyone. The burden lies on you to present yourself. Should you see that I have looked over your profile, don't be afraid to make the first move. I understand the need of women to feel as if they are being pursued, however in my opinion this is a reversal of roles on a BDSM site. If surrendering your will to that of another, one should be proactive in making that choice. There are far too many disingenuous people here to invest valuable time outreaching to the potentially specious. This means also that should I choose to contact you, I expect a polite reply, even if that is as simple as a "No thank you."
I have more than a decade-long record of being a very potent and capable Dominant. Many submissives who have served under me have parted on good terms, most still remain in contact, and all have gone on improved under their time with me. In fact, some confess they still feel my ownership of them even years later. Several have traveled across states and in some cases timezones to live under my care for periods of time, and of those, nearly all have asked to remain.
So why am I here, then? Because I have had great success here. I briefly tried my hand at vanilla dating, and as frustrating and protracted as interactions can be here, I have met and trained some genuinely remarkable people whom I have met time and again through this site. I remain reluctant and hopeful it might serve my needs again, despite my reservations.

I usually identify as a Daddy Dom, mostly because I enjoy the affectionate side of that dynamic, as opposed to relating it entirely to incest play. I enjoy the freedom to be strange and silly with someone who I have a shared intimacy with, as well as the role of a mature and guiding force. I tend to communicate very well, speaking clearly and plainly about my feelings, desires, and expectations and value someone with the emotional maturity to do the same. As far as submission is concerned, I prefer natural over forced. If you are interested in friendship or simple mentoring, I am open to both. I have had friends start in the life for whom I have provided similar services. As for my day-to-day life, I am not a man of means, although I have managed to carve out a decent life for myself. In my brief time, I have been homeless on a beach in California to a student in London. I am a freelance graphic designer, a writer and artist, and in the last year I have changed companies with an effective promotion, gone from an hourly position to salary, and quit smoking entirely of my own force of will. I value my art over living expensively. I am an excellent cook and give incredible massages. I will admit to being a nice guy, and a bit of a hopeless romantic as well. I have my passions both in and out of the bedroom.

As two Japanese business men said to one girl they were trying to set me up with at a bar, Good man, good heart.

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As far as my personal style, I enjoy diversity, obviously. I am gifted with words, so whether it's scolding, praise or dirty talk (which I am obscenely good at) expect me to be vocal. In the bedroom, I favor wet, rough, and sloppy use. Out, I prefer affectionate contact. Do not expect to leave my side often, even in public. I prefer to bathe and dress my girls myself, taking great pride in their appearance. Expect to be shown off as my trophy. At times I feel hair should be listed as a hard limit, as I may very well have input in that regard as well. I enjoy piercing and tattoos, enjoying the art of the latter, and the utility of the former. I definitely prefer natural beauty to the trappings of vanity.

Regarding terminology, I think slave suits what I enjoy more than submissive. Moreover, I get the impression that many misunderstand the level of freedom a slave might enjoy under the right owner when given permission.

I expect you to have goals and ambitions, as I have a hard time respecting those without. Respect is extremely important. If I can't respect you, I simply won't top or own you. Part of the thrill of this degree of submission is knowing the person under me doesn't need me or my care and abuse, but wants it and craves it instead. Knowing that is extremely erotic.

My requirements include being safe, sane, and D&D free. I expect a degree of fitness, or in frank terms, I will not consider submissives that weigh more than myself. Others and I would say I am average if not a little out of shape, with ambition to get better, and I expect the same at least. I don't expect you to be a geek like me, in fact I would prefer not, but being tolerant of my interests if not passionate about them is important, and I will expect a degree of participation.
My standards for the women I consider come from my experience, so if my level of expectation seems high it is because of the exceptional women who have set the precedent.
After some basic contact and mutual interest, I will request to confirm at least two of the following three things: photo, web-cam, and voice. As far as training, I do expect to at least do some introductory work online. I believe this helps to assess one of the most important things in this nature of relationship; discipline. The key to success will be the difference between the minimal expectations I assign and your performance. Most importantly, I expect you to maintain a level of communication regarding your progress and a reasonable timetable to move things from online into real time. The best advice I can give someone who doubts my level of interest would be, let me decide that. I respond with respect, even if I'm not interested. It is seldom I ignore anyone on purpose. If the 300lb black man who offers to be my personal toilet can get a polite response, chances are you will too. Do yourself a favor and leave the lofty language at home. When I speak, I speak pragmatically, and again I expect the same.

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What I'm not interested in:
The pleasantries aside, I will now respond to quotes from other profiles that make me bristle. If some of these quotes seem familiar, let me clarify.

I'm looking for a personal relationship
Now this is one I get the most trouble for not clarifying. This is not a dating site; this is a BDSM site. We're not going to go on a date. What I'm looking for is a submissive. That is a job title. In fact, chances are our first meeting will be more like an interview. That doesn't eliminate the idea of things becoming more personal, but I'm not here looking for a girlfriend; I'm looking for a submissive who can do a remarkable girlfriend impression. If I wanted to end up with a self-involved spoiled nitwit, I would date.

I have an inbox full of responses from rude men
Welcome to the Internet. Hate to break it to you, but you are on a free adult fetish website that allows solicitation from anyone with an e-mail address and time, aside from the fact that most males are honestly and rarely more than grown boy-child primates. Here's a wacky notion: How about you empty your mail every day, then you browse through profiles, contact the people you are interested in communicating with, and put forth some effort into something you claim to want. You know, instead of acting like helpless infants watching as stupid fucking perverts beach themselves like dying whales onto your account. If you don't like getting stung, don't volunteer to chew bees.

(insert laundry list of demands here)
Most of the 'submissive' profiles I read hardly sound submissive at all. In point of fact, even most responses have an air of superiority and contempt. I have received more polite and respectful responses from switches than those who claim to be submissive. In short, do not expect me to have much patience for your bullshit list of criterion. There is a difference between a submissive and a doormat, but you're not claiming to be a doormat.

I have the right to choose
Of course you do. Of course. That's the whole point of being here. So, why would you say that? Is it going to dissuade anyone who can't bridge the mental divide between playing dominant and realizing you're another human being on the other side of wires they actually have no fucking control over? Doubtful.

I'm looking for someone stable
This rarely means stable, it often means you don't have to work. BDSM is not the lottery or a retirement plan. I am perfectly stable, able to support myself and my hobbies, and willing to make some sacrifices to get what I want. However, I'm not interested in carrying another's dead weight. We're talking about building the foundations of a life together. What should happen if I get sick, or feel weak or just need held? Why would I waste my effort on someone in the best of times, knowing they weren't interested in being there for the worst of them. Shame on you for trading something genuine for something as common as money.

I'm not willing to relocate
Well, I am. Once I get positioned with my online business I will be able to do my job from anywhere. Relocation is part of the business, so save the excuses. Local is local. This is the Internet. It's a big wide world of potential partners out there, kids. The chances of finding someone, realistically, that meet my requirements or yours within a reasonable distance are extremely slim. Go to a munch; visit a fetish club. Those exist, really. Saying "I'm looking for someone local" is basically saying you'll settle for whatever clumsy idiot is within a specific geographical distance. It is reckless and dangerous thinking that only people that hove into your field of vision are trustworthy or competent. Proximity can be overcome, and in the grand scale of things is really a minor obstacle. A very real connection can still be forged despite initial distance. Don't believe so? Look at the letters between John and Abigail Adams. I expect tribute.
Go fuck yourself. I'm sorry, perhaps I should be clearer. You're not that hot, and no one is that hot, or special, or important. I stare into the dull, dim face of the general public every day, and you are not a unique snowflake. Besides, I gave all my money to that diplomat in Rwanda who's going to get right back to me with a multi-billion dollar bank deposit But seriously, go fuck yourself.

REAL Masters don't negotiate.
Bullshit. Children don't negotiate. Every relationship, BDSM or otherwise is a negotiation. Even TPE is still negotiation. I have only been enriched in both my enjoyment of certain activities and the feedback of a partner. This is true for more than kink. I need a partner who enjoys mutual exploration from exotic food to culture to sex. I would be sincerely afraid of someone who has no room to budge, not to mention horrified by how simple and dull they must be.

I'm looking for someone to protect me
To quote Andy Bernard, From what? Bears, you idiot? This means that instead of conducting yourself like an adult, you intend to act like a dipshit to elicit a violent, jealous reaction from me. See above: I ENJOY showing you off. I EXPECT you to catch the attention of other men. I'm not going to react like an overprotective troglodyte because you choose not to control yourself. I would hope, nay insist, the person I am with would know better than to risk everything with such a childish action; I guarantee it would be the last time you make that mistake with me. Again, shame on you for perpetuating that particular brand of lowbrow, high school melodrama. And put your damn junk away... Put it away. Good for you for putting it out there, but I'd rather see you form sentences like an adult than witness how far your asshole gapes. This only gets more pathetic and disturbing the older and heavier you get on a site like this. What I see when people post even naked pictures of themselves are mainly people who have nothing left to offer. "Whelp! This is all I have. Here are my regions and orifices... Maybe you can do something with these, I don't know."

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3/27/2018 7:16:43 AM
If someone has some racist shit like "No Blacks" in their profile, is it then more likely that their profile is genuine? Like, if they appear to repurpose a bunch of someone else's Instagram pictures to dupe people for whatever purpose, wouldn't you cast a wider net by not excluding entire demographics? That's just poor marketing.

11/25/2017 12:52:34 PM
As tempting as finding a girl to serve closer to my own age, there is an appeal to the notion of people seeing my escort and assuming I keep her purely for sex, in age or appearance.

7/20/2017 11:25:25 AM
I can't stand most people, so don't be most people...

7/15/2017 1:47:22 PM
Where is my fierce and loyal tigress for her long chain? I want an agent, an instrument, an implement, a courtesan... I require a proper Joan, a girl in gold silk to meter my words, the Sheba to my Candy...

3/31/2017 12:21:02 PM
Looking for someone to use, who can be of use...

1/26/2017 10:27:54 AM
I had been feeling a bit off lately, possibly a seasonal disaffection, until I stood in line at the religious chicken restaurant outside of work. The cashier was young and nervous, all small and churchy, lightly squirming and playing with her hair. The store had just opened so everyone is training, but she fumbled with the money and kept looking me right in the eyes so nervous and anxious to do a good job, which kindled something in me. And the rest of the transaction was spent considering corrupting this wholesome little thing, which I am sure was betrayed by the smirk on my face and the hungry look in my eyes, as if I was about to devour a newly ripe peach.

Then I found the comfort that only regressive political policy waffle fries can bring.

11/2/2016 12:04:31 PM
You can win me over fairly quickly by writing in complete sentences. Use your words.

6/1/2016 4:41:00 AM
Why yes, HonestSlave678469, that sequence of numbers at the end of your name does seem very trustworthy.

3/12/2016 10:05:49 PM
"Everybody ought to have a maid, Someone who you hire when you're short of help To offer you the sort of help You never get from a spouse: Fluttering up the stairway, Shuttering up the windows, Cluttering up the bedroom, Buttering up the Master, Puttering all around the house! Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious, Tidying up the dishes, Neat as a pin. Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful, Sweeping out, Sleeping in."

7/4/2015 9:30:50 PM
NSA? Nay-nay. I don't want strings; I want fucking ropes.

5/26/2015 3:04:34 PM
I'm pretty sure if left to my own devices I would just accumulate younger girls like stray cats...

3/29/2015 12:14:26 PM
Is it possible to be an asexual Dominant? It's not that I don't enjoy sex, but I will likely never ask for pictures of your tits out or your sex uncovered, let alone understand them in your profile. It reeks of desperate and pathetic. I would much rather a girl be of some use to me other than some sad sexual display. Not to rule out sexual display in the right context...

What happened to utility, comfort, and support? So much more impressive and under utilized. Genuine, upfront, eager to learn are far more compelling than exposed, oddly-shaped and colored nipples... How simple other men must be.

2/15/2015 5:54:50 PM
This video may make enduring the next few months to years endurable...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

1/18/2015 10:06:43 AM
It seems the site is burdened by an absurd amount of clickbait recently. Then again, I do turn 36 next year, officially making me too old for my sweet tooth. But then, maybe that's the point. I'm not sure what it is about girls roughly half my age, but there is something so delicious about the wholesome and naive. White bread is like cake, or so I'm told.

11/5/2014 4:20:11 PM
I've officially gotten old enough that I assume when I see someone is browsing their site through their phone, that automatically makes them a bit suspect. I know it shouldn't.

9/30/2014 7:15:07 AM
Ahhh, fall. The brisk weather, the autumn leaves, the girls in yoga pants in serious need of a pumpkin spice latte enema attitude adjustment...

9/16/2014 5:39:15 PM
I normally would balk at the idea of interrupting someone's life and expecting them to relocate from a good job or college classes... Then I realized the alternative means someone less motivated or unable to hold down a good job or a school schedule. Not that I expect a girl to work, or the use of one's body as a sexual possession requires any kind of formal education, but I have no use for a person who can't hold down a regular job.

I doubt real service will come as a convenience to anyone except myself, who shall find it very convenient.

9/14/2014 8:54:43 PM
The joys of fighting an updated profile, like half-eaten words, pictures all askew and out of intended order... Oh rapture.

9/2/2014 3:27:33 AM
It would be super good if every time I signed onto the site there wasn't just a picture of someone's leftover twat front and center like the last roast beef sandwich under a heat lamp...

7/29/2014 2:38:32 PM
Goodness gracious, collarm...space is back. And I thought the bound to be awful 50 Shades movie was going to be my gift as a Dominant this summer. Not that I was going to go see it, but any movie that stokes curiosity and instills poor ideas to be corrected out of the minds of some nubile young thing is just a real treat, to be sure.

But seriously, kink responsibly and watch Secretary before you read that awful rag.

3/4/2014 2:10:59 PM

One of the first things people usually say when they look over my information and think that because I say "I identify as a Daddy" mistakenly believe that is the only interest I have in a slave or submissive. So, to answer this, I decided to post something I have been musing on for a while.

I ask about cutting hair as a limit quite often, but recently I have been considering the idea of shaving a girls head when she comes under my control. Hair is a vanity point, a source of pride and identity, so if you take that away while at the same time reinforcing a girls inherent disposable nature, her place as an , her role as property... At the same time allowing her hair to grow again, to give a new sense of progress and identity, with the threat that it can be again taken away, well that notion to me is rather delicious. The idea that a girl would have to earn her pride and vanity back, transitioning from to animal to owned person, fits very nicely into my general philosophy about BDSM and the mental training I typically put a slave through.

Another tripping point for people tends to be poly, as this word is used a bit fluidly. I say I am looking for poly, and I am looking for an ideal situation between several bodies exclusively. However, the triad dynamic is the appeal for me, having one girl to pamper and the other to abuse, to use that bit of comparison and natural jealousy and competitiveness as leverage to shared arousal is clement to me. One girl is "bad" and can covet the gentle attention her sister slave receives, while the other "good" little one can both fear the trails of her slave sibling and act as a comfort. Of course, this isn't a mandatory arrangement, and I welcome the challenge of anyone who thinks they can provide as interesting a dynamic on their own as two girls might.


3/4/2014 12:44:58 PM

I think I've come to a realization of why I have grown despondent regarding this site. It's become boring, and really, should BDSM be boring? Should looking for companionship based on some pretty basic interpersonal dynamics be this much of a slog?

The average girl on this site who posts a picture, even one clearly farmed from whatever usenet group or amateur porn site, receives on average ten messages a minute. Even assuming most of those are not one-line copy-pastes, or clumsy text speaks, or lame pick-up lines, or laughable attempts to dominate someone with words, that means that every hour your attempt to write a clever evocative honest inquiry is buried in textual noise, surrounded not by only the callow and insincere, but also other genuine offers or statements of interest. It's pure farce. Financial Domme level farce. Amazon wishlist farce.

If you look over my feedback here and it captivates you, please feel free to contact me, because frankly I'm running out of patience to perpetually browse and play the numbers of things being worth my time in my head.


1/18/2014 8:32:30 PM

I am the best decision you will ever talk yourself out of.


5/28/2013 8:34:06 PM
If there is one thing I miss about having control of another, it's having someone to rub my back, or walk on it should they be small enough... Even a clumsy massage would do the trick at the moment.

4/26/2013 5:57:17 PM
This site has just been abysmal lately. Not that it was a shining beacon of hope prior, but damn if it's not all barren and fake-ish anymore. Whatever emulator is cranking out word-like user names, usegroup photos, and a single paragraph block of text is flooding each page. Is anyone genuine, or awake?

4/20/2013 8:48:27 AM

Girl in gold silk from Game of Thrones season three... I need to get me one of those.


2/9/2013 12:23:38 PM

I don't normally use this sort of language on here because I find it a bit reductive and vulgar...

But I would have come home and fucked some little thing's brains out after coming home from my day today, to the point of just being left used, sore and sputtering. Someone is missing out.
Also I could use a calf massage.. and a shoulder rub... and another decent cup of tea.


1/23/2013 5:55:28 PM
Polite message? Unread and Blocked. Unbelievable.

12/27/2012 11:46:02 PM
"Your profile is whiny and sad... This is a message board, no one is obliged to reply to you, dork..." Thank you, anonymous Internet troll. I was unaware that this personals site was actually a message board in disguise. It takes a great deal of character to criticize someone with the depth of a stupid teenager with time and a broadband connection.

12/27/2012 6:28:10 AM
Remember girls: When taking that self pic, you can turn your phone around and use the viewfinder in the mirror to look less like an idiot. The More You Know!

12/26/2012 10:09:58 PM

Do not make the mistake of assuming extremity is directly proportional to the ability or quality of Dominance. Do you require regular exotic beatings for basic and simple obedience? If you are so easily distracted that you cannot perform your function, then whom is the fetish serving? Your Dominant or just you? Basic things like service and obedience should not be contingent on the reward of excitement and pain for the masochist. Discipline should mean more than only corrective action.

As well, on a basic level, Dominance and submission are statements of inner nature, and self-identifying basic roles in a relationship. A Dominant should be the driving force, their wants and judgements guiding the mutually beneficial partnership. Thus it seems silly for a submissive to make any number of insistences, as their basic function is to provide for those wants. We see enough of the contrary submissives here, providing their litany of demands instead of actively seeking their chosen Dominant quarry, to present themselves in a proper manner suited to their station.

This became much loftier than intended, but I can't be all snark and vinegar.


12/22/2012 7:35:40 AM

Thank you, Google Reverse Image Search... Thank you.


12/13/2012 8:41:30 PM

My profile is in dire need of a rewrite. Time to cannibalize those wasted emails into something of actual benefit.

 Update: I hate settled in to do this three times now and I have talked myself out of it every time. It's obnoxious, just pages of the desperate, disingenuous or disproportionally conceited. Honestly, it should not be this hard to find another height-weight proportionate adult who is not afraid of commitment based on admitted interpersonal roles.

 Also, I think my "Send" button may be activating the "Block" feature. For no discernible reason polite messages and enthusiastic replies with general information stop a conversation short. People who write full paragraphs in profile can't seem to find the shift key on Yahoo or type more than a few simple words.

 Had I not had experience knowing there were real and genuine people on here whom I have shared a bed and quarters with, I would not have the patience for this.


12/11/2012 9:47:43 PM

Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but if you think an HNG (Horny Net Geek) is a guy who looks like me maybe a little out of shape with the hipster glasses, then you're mistaken. I'm actually interested in developing an adult relationship. The guys interested in gathering stacks of half naked pictures to chuckle and stroke over are the gym-rats you apparently take the time to reply to. Good luck with that, idiots.


12/4/2012 4:07:03 AM

I can't help wishing girls were like stray cats... See one you like, talk sweetly to it, maybe a few little strokes and you take them home with you. Granted, girls have more sense than cats. But still I want one slinking around my apartment, laying at my feet, curling into my side while I sleep. Dedicated, affectionate, responsive... Let me know when I can take you home.


11/21/2012 4:37:37 AM

My triumphant return has been rather tiresome... I suppose things never change.


7/21/2012 4:50:25 AM
A switch contaced me the other day, saying that since I "looked like a bitch boy" I should change my status to bitch boy instead of Dominant. Switches be triflin'.

6/19/2012 1:07:41 PM

It might just be my own personal prejudice, but if you are a submissive and involved with a Dominant with the number "69" in their handle, you might want to rethink your life choices and general ability to assess people. That kind of juvenile chucklehead nonsense does not need to be rewarded or encouraged, nor is there much room to negotiate the merits of the maturity of either party involved.

In the same way I look down on gay people being racist, or people of color being intolerant of LGBT issues, I hold kink at a higher level than vanilla interactions. Ladies, stop using fetishism as another venue for your terrible choices.


6/16/2012 6:48:23 AM
New policy: If I take the time to send a polite message, however brief, or attempt to start a nice conversation and recieve no reply, I'm making a private note not to contact you again. Deleted unread? Consider yourself blocked. I don't have time for that kind of conceit, especially after entertaining the idea you might be exceptional.

6/13/2012 8:11:55 PM
There's a new crop of fakes popping up with "highness" at the front of their name. They all have this superior demeanor and are taking request for slaves as Mistresses. Ladies, you are marked as "submissive." My supposedly inferior male brain can still operate a web form properly, your highnesses.

5/27/2012 4:10:26 PM

Profile updated, again. As my girl said, we need to save something for the "second date."

We're a Tony and a Pepper just hiring for our Natalie.


10/9/2011 9:23:18 AM

My little girl made me so proud today, and that's a fact of science!


8/16/2011 4:41:29 PM

What's with the sudden influx of "Who's Viewing Me" bots lately? Apparently hot, half-naked, borderline monosyllabic ladies are just flocking to my profile en masse. I have remarkable success with fictional women.

 

Turns out I have pretty good luck with the real ones, too. ;D


5/18/2011 10:49:26 AM

A Tantric Masturbation Sex Line?

Wow, that's just a brilliant business model right there. I like that it also has a ten minute minimum, which is actually kind of the point. They should include that in the ad as well.


4/30/2011 11:59:09 AM

So, Netflix made these suggestions today, mostly in order...

Secretary, The Story of O, Emmanuelle...

Can someone say marathon? I'm going to squeeze Black Snake Moan in there just for kicks. Secretary is a classic of course, and just what I'm looking for at the moment.


4/4/2011 9:30:15 AM
I'm incredibly sympathetic to these girls like Melissa Midwest and Liz Vicious who seem to have such a hard time finding someone to top them, so much so that they feel the need to post multiple profiles with aliases from all over the country just to seek the attention they crave. So, I've started a foundation, "Spankings for Camwhores" to make sure these girls get into healthy and kinky spanking situations. Please donate freely. You can help to pinken these poor, neglected asses.

3/29/2011 4:44:01 PM

I'm officially awesome when people are using the introduction to my profile on their own. You're welcome, CollarMe. You're welcome.


3/25/2011 2:35:23 PM

So, to lighten the mood recently, I thought I would share one of my favorite moments from a great movie called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Dick Van Dyke is the inventor father of two kids, and he sings a song while making them breakfast with a dozen contraptions that really sums up the whole sentimental Daddy Dom situation I'm considering at the moment. The song goes like this:

"Someone to care for; to be there for. I have you two!
Someone to do for; muddle through for. I have you two!
Someone to share joy or despair with; whichever betides you.
Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for...
Someone to tend to; be a friend to. I have you two!
Someone to strive for; do or die for. I have you two!
Could be, we three, get along so famously,
'cause you two have me, and I have you two... too."


3/24/2011 8:06:16 PM

"You mean no one cares about your dumb, simple, limp-dicked ass? Aww, I hear the world's smallest violin playing for you. The pictures themselves say narcissist, delusional, douchbaggery, and dare I say it--sissy."

Oddly, this is the second message I have received this week from people who not only have decided to insult me poorly, but also subsequently blocked me while retreating under an inactive profile. Normally I wouldn't dignify this sort of insult with a response, but as it amuses me, I'll respond now in a public venue for the amusement of others.

First, "douche bag" and derivatives thereof have an "e" in them. As far as narcissistic delusion and douchebaggery, you must be mistaking my profile for the one with the Ed Hardy shirt being lifted to show off six pack abs, a puka shell necklace, maybe a tribal tat and an obvious Axe Body Spray addiction. Stereotypical macho bullshit, in other words. Second, only in America can people mistake intellect and wit for conceit. For those of you who don't get it, I'm being facetious. Then again I didn't write my profile or journals for the benefit of people who don't get it. Third and finally, "sissy" is a juvenile attempt to provoke a homophobic reaction, which registers on the baseline of petty and ignorant behavior.

Attacking me this poorly doesn't upset me, it simply makes me feel sorry for you.

I'm actually extremely content with my situation right now, between an already adoring, enthusiastic and obedient girl, not to mention impressed by the caliber of those in contact to join us. I am very pleased and grateful to have truly remarkable people take an interest in what I have to offer. So for those of you who enjoy this, keep reading and I will keep writing. For the rest of you, best of luck in the truly simple and ignorant mindset you've chosen.


3/19/2011 5:38:06 AM

At this point I am left no recourse but to honestly question the intellect and sanity of people who either haven't contacted myself or my property about their rightful place at my feet and at her side. In a site mostly littered by fake and disingenuous people, (and we've compared notes on this) the idea that someone thinks that there's any better place to be, or someone/anyone that's going to split this up is just damn foolish.

Perhaps I'm too polite in contacting people, or not a muscled douchebag. I've always thought of my intellect and creativity as an asset and not a liability. I suppose I understand the appeal of the bullshit "Alpha Male ideal," having someone you can feel intellectually and emotionally superior to instead of genuine service. Women tend to have enough trouble separating decent men from social primates in vanilla life, so I'm not surprised to find that poor judgment cross over into kink as well. I'm also not into the childish idea of "breaking" someone to fit into a mold they don't belong, so you can save those games for little boys. I prefer natural submission to petty nonsense.

Another excuse I've seen too much of lately is the "I don't share" line of tired reasoning. I'm not asking you to share; I'm telling you to know your place. That's the proper use of a semicolon also. When I use the term "property," having someone explain their inability to comprehend such a simple concept is less than impressive. My toaster and my coffee maker have two different functions, and functions I put to their proper use. My girl does not have a hard time comprehending this. She revels in the affection and praise I choose to give her, and when asked, understands and thrills in her place as exactly what she is. Property: three little holes for my use, and an eager and capable mind to understand the difference.

As far as sharing goes, that's another level of female drama that I do not understand or have sympathy for. There is zero competition in this arrangement. My possession is used to having relationships with women. We are both eagerly looking forward to finding someone with enough sense to join us. Granted, in the end it's my desire and decision, but this was part of our initial discussions. I'm not looking for an alpha sub, someone to top my girl, a switch (who frankly are often more respectful than most submissives), unless that role is assigned in the moment when it serves my purposes.

And yes, we are both real. As such, and with all internet meetings and interactions, "real" comes with baggage and complications. Complications might include distance, finances, travel... All of these things are able to be overcome by willing and competent people. It might take time, and I'm in no hurry. This also means you should not expect a free ride, unless it's my coming to get you, or a prepaid bus ticket reservation. Be prepared to travel. I won't send money, buy you out of a contract (which is about as binding as a Justice League membership card), or sponsor some indulgent lifestyle. Also, when I see the word Relyfe, I read "con job" or advertisement.

Please, by all means approach with questions. Show me real potential, girls.


3/1/2011 8:25:03 AM

It really is unfair to anyone trying to sign up as a sister slave to my little fucktoy. Honestly, she's too responsive and obedient.  I set my standards pretty high and she's exceeded them already. The only girl I've seriously considered for that spot is someone I've known for five years, as a submissive I trained myself. Anyone interested in serving at my feet and by her side should ask for her help, because they're going to need it. Especially with what I've been seeing lately.

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What is it with people and pictures? Half the profiles I've looked at lately have had "Before you ask I'm not sending any more pictures. No, this doesn't make me a fake!" Well, it sure makes you look like a fake. This is the internet. There are more than 1.8 billion images online, not including social media sites. All of those are able to be downloaded and used in places like this. Anyone should be suspicious of the pictures they are looking at. If you want me to go take a picture right now, I'll do it. There's a camera on my cell phone, and there's probably one on yours. Refusal, in fact, only makes you look guilty, stubborn, or incredibly naive. Get the fuck over it. I verify each profile I contact using TinEye, and guess what, still going to ask you to take at least one picture for me; and no, not likely to be your tits or your ass, you petty child.

I'm also not likely to consider anyone that can't write like an adult on the computer. Not that you have to have a great deal of intellect as 130 pounds of slavemeat, but I at least expect you to know where the Shift key's at, where the punctuation symbols are, and know where "Y" and "O" can be found. Grown adults are typing like teenagers on cell phones. When I text, it looks exactly like this. I consider the inability to write properly a sign of mental defect, and fully extend the right to judge you by it, and most importantly punish you for it.


2/27/2011 1:58:13 PM

Oh, silly rabbits... I'm not here to impress you; you're here to impress me.

I was thinking about humiliation today, since my girl and I are both of the geek variety. I wonder if we got one of those pretty, skinny bitches in high school and reduced her to a drooling, panting fucktoy and then made her dress in cosplay at a convention or play D&D if that would be enough humiliation to put her in her place. I doubt it, though. If dating borderline-sociopath, illiterate date rapists hasn't humiliated them already, chances are nothing will.


2/18/2011 10:50:16 AM

Very well occupied with my current project.


1/8/2011 10:01:46 AM

"I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped."

- Fritz Perls 'Gestahlt Prayer'


11/2/2010 6:34:09 AM

My birthday is in a few days, so now would be a great time to fine some cute little thing in my inbox.


6/30/2010 10:58:32 AM
Why are playthings so easy to break? I know there's a keeper when they stand under the weight of my honesty. Or should that be kneel?

5/31/2010 12:41:25 PM
So, this is a really funny story. I got fed up for a while of seeing the same pictures in every search. One can talk about fakes, and then there's the laundry list of fetish models or webcam girls someone KNOWS isn't real. Every now and then it's nice to kid ourselves into thinking one of these fantasties is real. ANyway, moving on.

So, fed up, I said "I'm not going to put up with this shit anymore! I'm tired of these fakes and liars! I'm going to take my chances on a vanilla personals site!" Wow, just wow. Say what you will about collarme, but at least the fakes have the dignity to post pretty pictures and convincing stories. HOLY SHIT, there are things that cannot be unseen. Middle aged women spread out like an open face roast beef sandwich, because frankly, they really have nothing else.

So, thank you, collarme, for at least letting me convince myself that nubile teenage girls might and just maybe give themselves away on the internet, rather than face the horrifying alternative of reality.

5/30/2010 2:47:38 PM
"Control isn't control if a sub has to give it to you." Riiiight, that's why they call it "submission."

5/29/2010 12:23:55 PM
When I read "Willing to Relocate," it makes me reach for my truck keys. Seriously, I will drive halfway across the country to get someone's ass tonight.

5/28/2010 6:50:23 PM
Honestly, my new pet peeve has to be people complaining about form letters. Not to mention when the person has one picture and less than a paragraph of text. Really? What kind of insightful things does anyone have to say about the scraps of information in most of these profiles? To be fair, ladies, I'm not going to spend a great deal of time writing a response to even a lengthy, involving profile because I frankly don't know if I'm going to hear back from the person or not. I do happen to write my responses individually, but I expect silence in return. Otherwise I'd turn into one of those mailbox stalkers, "You need to reply to me NAOW! Because I said so and I'm Dominant, grrr! You can tell from all the capital letters in my name!"

5/12/2010 5:07:16 AM
Just to clarify, I've removed myself from the couples profile template and journal entries regarding my last submissive because that relationship has come to an end for the moment due to a rigorous college semester. As I have mentioned, I like complete people under my hands and the problem with younger girls is that they sometimes need time to find that completion.

I'm merely updating my status, still open to contact and potential.

6/6/2009 7:35:01 AM
I have a new favorite thing ever. It's when someone who was duped by an obviously fake picture creates a profile exactly like that fake profile to, I assume, warn people. However they do so by making ANOTHER fake profile, like some childish half-assed Ouroboros, constantly devouring itself. I also think it's great that people who are duped by these obvious fakes can't use proper punctuation and grammar. This only underlines my assertion that when you can't write like an adult, you don't think like an adult.

So, what do you call it when someone makes a fake profile to lure these plain stupid Dominants? What do you call the process of using well-known amateur models to dupe these halfwits, when it requires no skill and elicits the basest of weak, juvenile amusements? You call it "Master-Baiting."

5/21/2009 6:33:33 AM
So, five months and four pages in Word later, the new profile is up. Most of the delay was caused in the debate that it would even be worthwhile updating my information. I'm not sure how much more patience I have to waste time here, however I certainly hope this new profile elicits better results than the less-than-a-paragraph one. There's some snarky, snide, and sarcastic humor, so for those of you into that kind of thing, ENJOY.

12/22/2008 6:59:58 AM
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."
-Abba Eban

11/3/2008 3:02:58 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday. What is everyone getting me? You would be a good start.

8/24/2008 3:10:43 PM
Having just come into the market for a car, I was strolling the lots today and considering my options. I have never been a fan of pick-up trucks, but I saw this amazing photoset with a girl bound on the grill with rope, exposed and ready for play, so that got me thinking today about fun I could have in a truck. For one, it was sprinkling, and the ones I test-drove were high enough that I'm sure if I had a bound little thing in the back that no one could see, except the semi-drivers who would get a nice little eyefull of writhing plaything damp from rain and shivvering.

Also, I think my goal is to have a cute little girl in stockings under the tree this year for the holdays. Call it a gift to myself.

8/22/2008 7:40:15 PM
So, did I miss a meeting with the slave registration numbers? What Grand High Poobah thought this up? It has to be about as official as those birth certificates Cabbage Patch Kids used to come with where you write in their name. How many box tops does the whole procedure cost?

I'm just glad I paid all that money for my Bachelors in Domination from that mail away college. Still don't know why I had to draw the cricket and Indian heads, but there's nothing like a degree.

8/22/2008 4:14:34 PM
It seems like a simple enough scenario, but I suppose "Willing to Relocate" comes in degrees. Here's how I see the situation working: we match and move from text to phone, phone to details, details to travel, at a fairly brisk pace. I don't get the issue with this sequence of events.

I suppose I liken it to getting married in Vegas. It's not something you plan for, it's something you do, part of the thrill. I guess I'm not up for the alternative.

I asked a former sub of mine in a recent friendly chat what she thought her responsibilities were. She said "To keep myself in decent shape and have every part of me ready for your use..." She laughed when I told her about the nigh-year-long waits on those I had spoken to lately.

If I like you, then I want you, and if we want to get serious, then I mean serious. I think you should sign up for this type of service expecting to deal with the consequences of being successful. I can't promise that every day will be champagne baths and spa treatments, but those with me will not have to want for much. It might not be glamorous, but I have the capacity to make things worth your while where it matters.

In return, I expect you to be prepared when things go well.

Wow, could I be more cryptic?

4/1/2008 7:04:48 PM
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein 

3/31/2008 4:51:28 PM
When I said I didn't mind a few curves, maybe I should have been more specific. The wrist, for example, does not bubble out from the hand, as if inflated... At least mine doesn't. So, those curves I mind. Those curves horrify me. Call me shallow.

3/14/2008 5:09:17 PM
Oy, first it was blurry pics of Rosario Dawson... Now welcome Tila Tequila and Liz Vicious among our ranks. Pardon me for being a cynic, but my Believe-o-Meter is flatlining here. Unless all of my dreams are coming true at once, this is just ridiculous.

When I was 18 or so, I talked to a girl for a while online, who didn't tell me her name at first. When we finally got to that point, she said a name I didn't recognize. Eventually she said she was tired of proving she was who she was, so she didn't need to prove it to me. She said she was Natalie Portman. Even then I thought, "I'm a little too old for this."

I remember Tila back from before she acquired the surname "Tequila" back when she was just Tila Nyugen. I guess she just got tired of people mispronouncing her name. As for Liz, I am familiar with her work. I sincerely doubt they need the assistance of collarme.com to find friends and playmates.

Don't get me wrong, I think celebrities of whatever degree deserve their time and space and contact online. However, after waiting a week for my own pictures to clear approval, it is disheartening to think that these seemingly obvious, if not specious, pictures can make their way through the filter without scrutiny.

Maybe I'm wrong, and apologies if I am. Ladies, you're friends on MySpace, may as well be friends here. Cheers.

3/5/2008 9:03:26 PM
Does anyone else think when reading a profile that says 'Bi switch, not Poly' "Well, that's a waste?"

I mean, seriously, know your purpose, people.

Add that to the roughly %80 whose profile I see and think "liar," and it's remarkable I still look at all.

God, I need a girl to spank to keep me from having to look at this crap.

2/25/2008 1:57:48 AM
Okay, time for some clarification:

Dominate vt-
 1. rule or control
 2. to exert the supreme determining or guiding influence on
 ex. the Master dominated the slave

Dominate vi-
 1: to have or exert mastery, control, or preeminence
 2: to occupy a more elevated or superior position

Verbs are action words, which means that "to dominate" is an action, and not a descriptor. That means when you say you are looking for a "dominate male," I hear "I am an idiot."

It's "Dominant." I would explain this more slowly, and with puppets, but I don't have that kind of time.
 

2/7/2008 10:05:49 PM
I'm never sure how to respond to certain situations on here. If and when I approach people politely, I am usually granted with an enthusiastic reply. However, and this is not the first time this has happened, suddenly as we exchange information, all evidence of our interaction vanishes. Now, not knowing if the other party receives my message, I send another polite response, apologizing for the confusion. Then, I hear nothing back. I am then forced to walk the fine line between eager conversational participant and erstwile stalker.

I think there is a courtes to a simple reply. You can be thouhtful and polite even if you are not interested in further corresponding with someone. I managed to give a considerate reply to a male sub who offered to be my "personal toilet." I knew it was better to let the man down gently than to just ignore him and hope he moved on. I wish others showed such courtesy.

I like seeing "Deleted Unread" in my outbox too. Awesome.

1/9/2008 5:24:02 AM
I swear, the number of fake pictures on this site is so incredibly pervasive, I wonder what the point is, honestly. From obvious steals from webcam teen sites, to stock photo pages, to celebrities, yes, celebrities... There's someone, running unopposed using a blurry screenshot of Rosario Dawson. If Rosario Dawson is looking for a Dominant, then screw me sideways.

I had one girl point out this guy who has been bugging her, who was dumb enough to not crop off the "istockphoto.com" watermarks from his Master page. I go check him out, laugh my balls off, nd then lose it again when he checks out my page. That's right, idiot, you've been made, and you deserve public ridicule.

On the wheel of six degrees of stupid, the sad thing is those people probobly get actual responses, regardless of how fake or obviously nonsense those profiles are. On a smaller arc, there are people devistated when they find out they are not being wooed by Colin Farrell.

I'm sure actual celebrities probobly have no trouble finding people to spank, paddle or flog, but wouldn't it be funny if there were some on here? Imagine being a Victoria Secret model, and having everyone declare your pictures to be fake. So, maybe I'm wrong... Rosario, you know where to find me. -wink-

1/5/2008 4:05:18 AM
I think it's probobly for the best I set my looking aside. One, because people apparently much better attention to the things you have to say, i.e. my full mailbox. And two, because, and let's be honest, we are screwed up, people.

This is one of the only forums in your life where there is a debate, for example, of one person peeing on another. Forget the worst job interview you've ever had. No where on the resume was 'pissing on you' required. Yet somewhere, at this very moment, two people are having the pee-pee debate. Gob-smacking.

I honestly just want to start out my interviews with, "What the fuck is wrong with you!? Discuss..."


12/21/2007 7:25:23 AM
Awww, my kitten's baby teeth are coming out... By which I mean my black kitten. By which I mean my small furry animal that scampers around on all fours. Not, like a black slavegirl in stockings, on hands and knees... possibly with a long tail plug... Who wouldn't be losing her teeth unless she was really young, which would be wrong. Ugh, why does this life make explaining things that much more complicated?

12/20/2007 8:20:31 AM
Oh, did I mention I find marajuana culture incredibly juvenile? Apparently not...

12/20/2007 6:43:18 AM
I am seeing a more diverse crowd in my "Viewing Me" screen these days:

Single mothers, I'm sorry but there is little I can do for you. I have had a few tries in this arena, and every time, it has turned out ug
ly, or ending on good terms, but ending none the less. You have bigger obligations than filling what is at the very least, a carnal need with me. I mean no disrespect, but this is a road I dare not travel again.

Trans boys, yes, I look at you too from time to time. No need to be shy. This is such random frivolity, I enjoy contact with many people online. In my opinion, if you are open to the idea of the many varied and diverse kinks, then gender issues are fairly moot.

Other Dominants, (men and women alike) I would enjoy your fellowship, constructive criticism, or just kind tidings. For examples of what I'm wholey uninterested in, see previous posts.

As always, I am open to questions or positive messages at any time without strings or expectations. I wish everyone well in finding what they are looking for. Much love. -R

12/20/2007 6:32:38 AM
I had two minor rants today, but I am tired and have thus forgotten most of them. One was along the lines of girls who ask me out for things like "coffee." That, in normal circumstance would be fine, except this venue for meeting people is hardly normal circumstance. I am open to coffee, with friends, with people I meet socially, but when it comes to life in this regard, that is inappropriate. True, I hope to meet as people, but first contact of this nature is not a date. Most of my first meetings have been more like interviews. I set the time, then I decide when things move from purely a professional meeting to something akin to what I expect. After a number of heated conversations, one girl was confused, and in fact suprised when I explained the first meeting would not be a session. It was only after pushing her up against her car with a little grind of my hips into her rear at the end that she understood things were going well. And yes, I meter very carefully the interaction before I do something so bold as to risk being maced.

The second, was about my politics as a Dom/Master/(insert whatever fluid label here). Some people have expressed the opinion that as a Dominant, I should have a different view of women. I do not think that being Dominant and also being a feminist are conflicting standpoints. I set high standards for women, and one of the least attractive things I can see when viewing someone's profile is the "worthless slut" mindless lapdog mentality. This works for some men, I am more than sure. Personally, I like to know the girls I consider are extremely capable women. That makes the act of submission that much more potent. I'm not going to beat you into submission, or break you. To need that, to expect or want that, would be proving something to oneself more than to you. That is the difference between being a brute, and control. I am not a brute, but there are plenty of opportunity elsewhere for that. If that is the kind of attention you crave, I wish you luck.



12/10/2007 3:47:58 PM
I recieved an e-mail the other day that was frankly hilarious. It was a Domme who I have never personally spoken to previously with a badly spell-checked letter, the summation of which was that I was "emo." This, despite being fairly off target, made me laugh so hard that I nearly had Guinness come out my nose.

It has also come to my attention that in order to seem more dominant, I should use more capital letters in both my name and chat rooms. I'm thinking "YRFORCEFUIHANDSSOMOREDOMTHANYOU" might be adequate, if the text entry box is big enough.

12/10/2007 3:40:29 PM
I'm so tired of the free ride clique on here. I swear, usually it's proper to show STD results before a session, and not my tax returns from last year.

It's not that I don't understand the need to be taken care of, or even the appeal. But, if you expect under anyone's regime that you'll be sucking bon-bons on a private silk sofa, you have a mental condition that may seriously require councelling if not regular medication.

In my opinion, passion and creativity make this lifestyle a bit of an art form. Like all art, once money enters the equation, the scales go off balance. That's possibly a mixed metaphor.

UPDATE: I'm not really looking right now. My previous offer of risk-free advice still stands, as does the offer of sanctuary and solace. I'm just sick of the whole thing-of-a-deal for the moment. Most of this drama is so very high school, and I wish people the best if that's what they are looking for.

9/30/2007 9:35:37 PM
Just to let you know, I am available for sensible conversation, fellowship, and making contacts...

I also freelance on the weekends as "Dom-bo" the Clown. I'll spank that ass with my big shoes, then twist you up a balloon buttplug. That's hot.

9/28/2007 7:49:12 PM
I found it funny, as I was looking through profiles today that there were some comments about derogatory comment posted by some in regards to other Dominants on this site. I don't think anyone can claim to be superior over someone they've never met, especially the details of training, companionship and method.

However:

Let's face it, boys will be boys. I won't say ALL men, but most men have a very particular thing in mind when enrolling for a site such as this one. As such, the maturity level of said men has been established as writ. To deny that would be a laughable falsification.

To the point, when responding to some e-mails, I might put myself on a bit of a pedistal. To be a Dom is to have a bit of a superiority complex, so when I write in full and detailed sentences, then naturally I assume myself to be superior to the inboxes full of "Yer HAWT! Call me yer DADDY! Cn I pee on u?" that invariably becomes my competition. Needless to say, I set the bar higher.

9/23/2007 7:53:29 AM
I really try not to think of myself as a shallow person. When I look through profiles on here, I'm fairly flexible in the people I consider, but here are some things that I would consider pet peeves:

The words "No Form Letters": Especially on a profile with almost no description, detail, or pictures, exactly how do you write something that doesn't sound like a form letter?

Deceptive pictures: I'll put this bluntly, if you feel you have a weight problem then that should be a bigger priority than putting yourself on an auction block. Weight is not the issue, many people are heavier than they'd like to be. There's nothing wrong with a few curves. But hiding those curves behind your arm in a pose right out of MySpace means that you have a problem with your weight, whether other people do or not. That is something that needs to be reconciled before one presents themself as a submissive.

I like to see a reasonable amount of good judgement, honesty, integrity, and risk in those I consider.
You should expect the same when considering a Dominant.

9/22/2007 7:09:45 PM
I'm under the distinct impression that there are a decent amount of people who get the wrong impression of roles on this site. Being a Daddy-Dom does not insinuate being a sugar daddy.

Can there be a seperate area for "Masters" just looking for a commitment free fuck, and girls looking for a free ride?

If you want something badly enough, you should want to have to work for it. Just my humble opinion.

9/11/2007 8:00:30 PM
Hmm, the closet in my new apartment is plenty big for a decent size set of cages... this is something I shall have to look into. Someone might be getting a new play room.

9/11/2007 7:52:16 PM
Wow, been a while since I posted in the journal. I suppose I should explain some of why I don't contact people myself. I think a "take charge" attitude is expected of most girls who submit themselves to one of these sites.

I suppose the reason I don't often send messages is the sheer number of responses the submissives on here recieve, especially female. So, rather than have the often brief impressions I give of profiles on the site be overly scrutinized, I choose instead to browse and see what cute little things end up in my inbox.

I sympathize, girls, I do.

So, how do you get my attention? Get first contact? For one, if I see your name pop up in my "Who's Viewing Me" window. They may just be casual, curious glances, but I tend to respond to those quickly. Especially if that happens more than just once. If you have a number of real pictures in your profile that highlight your personality, I might give a courtesy nod. Well-written correspondence is always appreciated.

Also, I'm "safe" meaning even if under the cusp of another, you may make contact in fellowship. I like to consider myself a haven for you good little girls. And the bad ones, if you behave.

One of the things I'm not looking for is a mindless sub. In my opinion, a gem should be admired by being allowed to shine. I'm interested in strong, confident girls possibly moreso than the meek ones. I am not the jealous type, so do not expect me to be possessive and insist you cover up in public. I like to dress my girls up and show them off.

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 Age: 32
  Michigan