I love playlists and tentacle porn.
If you make me either one of those things and if it pleases me I will read you a poem of my own composition.
I'll also except:
Pictures in drag,
Violin solos,
Love letters,
hate letters,
hopeless laughing stick figures with monocles,
Nude paintings,
panting your nude body in creative ways,
Poor covers of songs,
Dead milkmen t shirts (YOU must be wearing it!),
Confessions,
A longing to be phil elverum,
Really long emails i hate reading but I respond to anyway,
and
Ladybugs. |