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| Back after a short break to see if anything has changed around here. I'd like for you to prove to me that you're worth my return.
I'm looking for somebody who knows that life isn't nice, neat and can easily fit into little labeled boxes. It's a starting point but nowhere that you want to end up.
Laid back when I need to be, in control the rest of the time. Please be local and interesting. I can't stress the interesting enough. Everything else we can work on. This is more than just physical after all.
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So some of you just don't get it. What are you here for? I know why I'm here. Do you really know? Well, do ya? Let's talk. I won't bite. That is if I'm not in the mood. |
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So you've figured me out. I'm a troll. I'm only here for sex, I want to dominate your pleasure zone and leave you begging for more. I want to see hot sexy pictures of you with your girl/boyfriend or husband. Do you think I'm kidding? Do you want to find out? Well, do ya? |
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Dear Attractive Woman Number 35,
I see you and want you so bad. I'm sick of these breast implant, spray tan, wall street chicks that I've been screwing. I no longer want to see a perfectly shaved vagina and smell suntan lotion in the middle of winter while having sex. I want some 70's sex. So many pubes that it tickles my nose when I'm going down on you. I want to the room to smell like tuna fish and stale cigarettes when we're done. I don't want the vagina to look like a piece of artwork, it should look like a hair grenade went off in between your legs.
I know this will never happen because I'm the kind of douchebag you despise, so maybe you should teach me a lesson. Take me back to your apartment and fuck the shit out of me. Show me your vagina and what I've been missing. Let's make a mess. |
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Just so you know, I'm not shy. I'm just a big fan of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" when it comes to photos. Are you up for it? |
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| Age: 25 |
| Chatham,
United Kingdom |
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