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I am a Poly Pagan switch who lives in the middle of nowhere, and works from home, looking for a submissive or dominant woman to talk to, play with, and maybe cause to make fun noises.
I have five kids, and six grandkids. Before you start trying to do the math, they are all technically ex-stepchildren, but they're mine now. All are grown and flown, and I currently live alone in a huge house in the forest. It's a little isolated, but you can't beat the view of the night sky, or the ability to dance naked around a bonfire in your yard.
Oh, yeah, I am bluntly honest. It's not a moral creed or anything, I just happen to really suck at lying. I'm finally getting the hang of recognizing opportunities to shut up, though.
Don't ask me a question if you don't want the answer.
If I'm asking you a question, it's because I don't know the answer. (Barring Socratic teaching techniques.) And yeah, sometimes I AM that dense that I need it spelled out for me.
I am the King of random information, being the possessor of a freaky long-term memory, but I am the God of losing things, because my short term memory apparently got cleared out to make room for the long-term memory.
I know my shortcomings, and I'm comfortable with them-- I try to correct them and/or compensate for them, but at this point I'm stopped getting upset about them. So, if one of them is getting on your nerves, it's usually cool to just go "Hey! You're doing that thing again." Usually, it's "oh, right, sorry."
As mentioned, up top, I'm a Pagan. Technically a Wiccan, although the term "Wiccan" means so many things to so many people it's easier to say Pagan. I take it very seriously, in particular the parts that say not to take anything too seriously, or assume you're not wrong. Scientists just discovered that the rate of radioactive decay is not a constant, as they thought-- and they're going to have to rethink rather a lot because of it. I take a similar approach to religion-- my faith today is not what it was last month. (This statement will be true regardless of when it is read.) It is a mixture of every school of thought that I have found validity in. It includes magic, but probably defines (and interprets) the word differently than you think. It contradicts itself unapologetically, and just as often says "Hell, I don't know." It holds me responsible for everything I do (and everything I don't do), regardless of intent, or even knowledge, and makes me accountable to myself. It espouses the scientific method and will quote the Bible unapologetically (but not without a sense of irony). It requires a lot of parentheticals and qualifications.
That being said, it doesn't require-- or even EXPECT-- that you see things even remotely the same way. I am not antagonistic towards Christianity, and I don't feel myself superior to Christians. I'm not even averse to meeting Christians, but I do gotta warn you that if you're looking for a spiritual fixer-upper, you are SO barking up the wrong tree. I have been a Wiccan for twenty years-- more than half of my life, and ALL of my adult life. it's not a phase, and many, many, MANY Christians have tried to "bring me back." I've had a lot of those conversations. I actually enjoy them, but you have to understand that I've been having them for twenty years, so it's just banter to me. Nobody WINS those debates, but if you take them too seriously, you can lose them. Particularly if you get into them with me.
Regarding the poly thing... this means that just because I'm in a relationship with you, I do not expect to own you-- or be owned. I do not care who you spend time with, I do not not care who you sleep with, and I certainly don't think you should not have feelings towards other people. And I expect the same in return.
I have done monogamy. I'm not interested in doing it again anytime soon. And to be honest, if you're the jealous, possessive, or insecure type, I would drive you insane even if I were not in any relationships other than yours. I'm a photographer who does nudes, people dance naked around bonfires at my house, I stay in good contact with several exes, and I have some close relationships that tend to threaten "that type".
I like to be precise in my communication. This means good grammar, proper punctuation, accurate spelling, and using the right word even if it's a bit more esoteric than the word others might use. It unfortunately tends to make me long winded.
(Note on grammar-- there are two conventions I break, and purposely, involving punctuation. First, although it has been deemed inappropriate by the lords of academia, I still use the final serial comma ("the Oxford Comma") before the conjunction in a series. Second, if a punctuation mark is not part of the actual quote, I do not include it within the quotation marks. (I said "I didn't end this sentence with a comma", so I put the comma after the quote.) I am told this is the fashion in Europe, but honestly it's because I'm super-literal and because it's a good coding habit.)
(Note on spelling-- for reasons that are waaaaay too long to go into, I developed the habit very early of using British spellings (and in some cases words and phrases), and while I tried to get out of the habit, I still tend to throw a "U" in colour or neighbour. Now it's inconsistent, and that bugs me.)
(Note on parentheticals-- I tend to use them a lot.)
I am sometimes reserved and cautious, particularly when getting to know someone, and this can sometimes make me appear deceptive. I am, for example, both hornier and kinkier than this profile and initial contact might make me appear, but I find it... well, disrespectful... to throw these things in your face right away. (I'm FiveOfCups on .)
I am logical and super-literal. Although I am not without emotions, I am generally more pragmatic than sentimental. This in no way conflicts with the part of me that is a mystic.
I never said I made sense.
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