Mainly a sub, but due a gradual emotional deadening am now more just an unabashedly kinky degenerate. Still sort of a garbage dom, unless your definition of domination is just lazily not giving much of a shit. I'm all over that. My kinks are embarrassingly numerous and varied. If you're curious about specifics you'll have to ask.
I'm standup comic. You can judge the merits of my material here (old ass video(definitely funnier now( this is too many parentheses(it's like a line of code(oh god I can't stop(I've stretched this joke out too far, it's not even funny anymore(fuck it was probably never funny)(please like me))))):
http://www.youporn.com/watch/10417059/matt-adam-houser-does-comedy/
Matt Adam-Houser is obviously a clever stage name. I'd have to be some sort of idiot to put my real name out there right? Anyway, come find me at Goodnights Comedy Club. I'm there a lot. Or follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/mathew_ah. I never actually post on it, but getting more social media followers is the only thing that gives me an erection anymore.
Message me if you'd like to chat, have strange sex with me, or give me money for some reason.
