Ok ladies, I just want to know what part of this you're not understanding:

I'm looking for a woman who takes care of herself.  How can you take care of me if you don't take care of yourself?  I don't mean financially, I mean physically.  I'm not in perfect shape, but I spend at least 5 days a week in the gym and I power lift.  I love curves, but there comes a point where curves grow into being just fat and I don't find that attractive. 

It's right there in my profile for all to see.  So why are all these BBWs contacting me?  I know this lifestyle is notorious for overweight, unhealthy people, but really?  It's 2011 and the world is a much healthier place than it was 20 years ago.  I'm attracted to women who live a healthy lifestyle and are relatively physically fit.  I'm not saying you have to be a triathlete, but if your idea of exercise is walking to the fridge and back for more ice cream, we're not going to work out.  So please, for the sake of both our time, use your best judgement when deciding whether or not you are what I'm looking for.  

Thank you and have a great day,

Master John

So it appears that now every spammer in the world is able to get on here.  I'm getting 50 new "who's viewed me" users an hour, and without even looking you know they're fake.  Can't CM do something about this?  If it keeps up, I'll just close this account and move on, I'm not going to deal with all that nonsense.  

One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

Ok, had to say something else.  As I come on here once every few days, I check out the newest users or those of you who have added photos.  Do us all a favor ok?  If the only thing you're going to post is a picture of your legs, or your feet, or some other obscure part of your anatomy, don't bother ok?  I understand if you can't show your face, but really?  A neck-down shot would work well.  Just a thought.

It's amazing the number of people who have and are still viewing my profile.  So many hot young 22 year old women from CA and NY lol.  Do they really believe that anyone believes this?  Ladies, do you get the same thing?  Any 22 year old hunks from out of state viewing you?  I guess the spammers never sleep, so we must be ever vigilant.  Anyway, just had to comment on that.  I hope everyone is having a great day.

Once again I have to emphasize the "tits and ass" comment I made in my profile.  If you post naked pictures of yourself, why would I want to contact you?  I'm not here looking for casual, and just because you're a good little slut doesn't mean I want to see the goods right up front.  Be a lady, post sexy but tasteful pictures.  Unless of course you just want to get fucked and think that's all you're good for.  That of course is something you'll have to decide for yourself.  

I hope everyone is having an awesome weekend.

Let me ask the ladies something here:  Is it the same for you as it is for me?  I look at the list of names of people who are online or were online recently, and the freaking names never change!  Are there only like 20 women on here or what?  This is just freaking me out a little.  I expected there to be thousands of women on here, and even locally I expected hundreds of different people.  Nope, same 20, all the time.  WTF??

I really do need to break out my webcam and just record these things.  I'm a talented writer (imho) but I think you get much more across when people can see your face and hear your voice.  Thanks for the welcome back, you've all been really great so far.  Lots of amazingly nice looking women on here, or at least the ones who I've been speaking with are lol.  Let's enjoy this beautifully cool weather we're having for a few days and then we'll get on with the dog days of summer.  ARF ARF!!  lol

I hope all of you are having an awesome day, and if you haven't already, stop by and say hello!  I won't bite, hard, that often.  Yeah, that's bullshit.  lol

So here I am again, climbing back in the ring.  I've been away from this lifestyle for some time now.  I battled and beat cancer a little more than a year ago, and after spending a lot of time in the gym, I'm healthy and I'm ready to meet someone.  I've been in this lifestyle for more than 25 years, and I've seen the good and the bad side of it.  I don't really do "munches" and that sort of thing, but you never know when I'll show up just to see who's still around.  I'm most happy when I'm on my bike or in the gym, but the beach and the water are close seconds.  I'm looking to meet the right woman, not just any woman.  I can afford to be picky, we all can, so if and when I meet the right woman for me and vice versa, it'll be great.  If you have any questions for me, don't be shy.  After all I've been through I cherish each and every day and I'm an open book.  Drama free, alcohol free and drug free...that's me.  I may smoke a little bit here and there, but that's it.  So, with all that said, I look forward to meeting a lot of new people from here, and making some friends along the way.  I hope you're having a great day and I'll talk to you soon.

Master John