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NOTICE

I do not accept servitude from just anyone who wishes to throw a nickel into My well of blissful torment.

Why? Simply because I do know what I desire and expect of all of My lesser beings. No amount of money will buy My interest in you so stop right there!

Are you really a creature of submission wishing to cater to My desires before your own? Think about. Is this some sick twisted dream you have of being a shattered mirror or an illusion of incompetence? If so you have found the wrong place.

I like My inferior followers to have intellect, manners, and a backbone. What good does it do Me if you cannot even hold your focus at My beautiful feet and that pathetic head topples to the floor so easily? NONE! What I do desire in My devotees is strengths that are able to be used to please Me. Offer Me poems and pleasures; creations and cash; build for Me with bills; worship Me with wish lists; and oh so much more.

Yet I expect each and every one of you squirming lowly creatures to know that I am not here to cater to you as many others do through sessions and other offerings they create to generate revenue.

Privileges will be earned and given when I deem fit. Nothing is free darlings and there are many lessons to be learned on this journey into My ever sinking blissful existence; My lesser creatures and beings live joyfully in My pocket. Used and abused in ways I desire.

So take off those silly masks you boys try to use to make you seem so shallow and moronic.

Let Me dabble with the real submissive in that pathetic inferior mind.




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8/20/2016 3:39:50 PM
New Blog Release:

NLP and Findom/Femdom

I know it has been said time and time again men are preconditioned through society and some look at that as a bad thing although some Dommes love this. I guess you could say I am in the middle of this topic simply because there are pros and cons to all of the pre-conditioning. I may not be an English major or have extensive training in writing, but what I am capable of is writing with emotion and getting a point across about things I find important.

First, to understand is although not every male works a white collar job they all have certain things embedded into them. Often it is easier to demolish walls in those who are not ashamed of knowing they are accepted no matter what or those who just don’t give a fuck what others think.

Society has taught them that they need to be strong, self-reliant, the protector, and I am sure I could ramble on quite a few more traits. Those three are all ample to get My point across in this though so let Me break down My beliefs on how exactly are they preconditioned into men through society.

Strength is not only something that someone can see it is also a mental, physical, and emotional perspective. Various types of men have adopted weight lifting, knowledge expansion, and emotional barriers. These are seen throughout society every day. Which type they choose tells Us only a little bit about that person but naturally being told to suck it up and that pain is gain all their lives. They scrape a knee they are told to shake it off. Just like with the Ivan Pavlov’s classical conditioning it recurred to the point that they just do what has been conditioned as natural to them. So when they are hurt they feel like they need to re-center themselves on their own. That is just a habit and needs to be understood that it is nothing the Domme did wrong, but something that could be addressed from a psychological stance if the male party is open to the idea and bonding experience.

Note: They will not always be willing to consent to this as many do find reconditioning to be rather uncomfortable. It is a huge thing on B/both parts because it is not only communication that is needed but also understanding with firm but gracious guidance. Something like this does take a lot out of a Domme (the submissive too as it is most uncomfortable for them I imagine) but it can benefit B/both in building a solid foundation where the submissive male is no longer concerned about running to lick wounds or hiding failures because of fear of what may happen.

Then there is the fact that men are naturally self-reliant, yes some do crave to be dependent on a high level. Yet, more often than not, I do see that they are living alone, married, have steady professional careers and this does mean that they have grasped the concept that no one is going to hold their hand at all times. Once someone has grown up and started paying all of their bills taking care of others that they are obligated to it is hard to revert back to being placed on a strict budget. Especially for married men, which is why when I budget that is a vital part of the assessment is their vanilla aspects and understanding that although I know I am very important in My boys lives the potential men wishing to serve Me have vanilla obligations. There is no way that they can be 100% dependent on Me, and I do not want that. I definitely will not be there to scrub their asses or tell them they are going to be late for work. So yes this is a must for Me as far as a trait in a submissive. These men have to know that because they are actively self-reliant does mean I do expect active submission from them as well when under My care. No, this does not mean I will not watch their budget allotment like a hawk making sure they are keeping everything up to My standards for those I am able to. Even credit spending and pay-back plans as to not ruin their ability to maintain healthy finances is important to Many I am very sure, especially Myself.

How many men feel like they really are not created to protect those they hold dear? I would sure hope that number would be rather small as I do believe it is! There is a natural urge that is conditioned into humans that they should protect their family, friends, and loved ones within reason. So why would it be any different for their Domme? I do think that many want to walk this road and just do not know how to go about finding the right Domme for them, yet there are millions out there. Do not be discouraged. When that man does find a Woman who has chemistry and gives his life purpose he will do all he can with Her there or not to protect Her name, Her safety, and Her property. That by far is something I would not change at all within the dynamic I choose to use.

Yes, for Me chemistry is important! Sessions are just icing on the cake. Why would I want to recondition and change all someone is if it is not to better Me and them B/both? I simply do not desire to change anyone that does not need to be changed or desires to. I do think that the bonding of reconditioning for NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) can impact and give purpose in a boy’s life just as much as the positive effects it generates into their life.

It is My own opinion that every man, as boy-like as some of the little bitches may be, needs a strong Woman that they can complement as well as grow with. W/we never stop aging; W/we never stop growing; W/we will never stop learning but W/we can find happiness within an F/m or D/s relationship with complete and uncut understanding of O/one another and that is the start to a journey many just may be looking for deep inside.

Careful with whom you allow past your barrier, but do not make it impenetrable for that may keep the One you yearn to serve disinterested. That cash in your pocket may not buy Her interest, but do not lose hope. After all W/we all want to enjoy O/our relationships and I am set on enjoying Mine!
8/18/2016 7:25:34 PM
Utterly busy constructing My website. I have always been natural in My ways so I am not into serving your fetish boys! Dig deeper strike a conversation and when I have time I may just spend time getting to know you.
7/10/2016 11:28:09 PM

Essentials for ANY good relationship.(CLIT)

Communication is a must with Me as lack of communication can cause serious impacts on a healthy F/m, M/s, or D/s.

Loyalty is what I expect day in and out, there or not I will expect nothing less than a submissive who knows how to say no to other Females as I am the only ONE that My submissive will need!

Integrity is the value of honesty, there should be no secrets within the depth of the relationship that W/we would desire together and I will pry it out if need be but know even a white lie is far from exerting integrity.

Trust, this is the most vital other than communication. It must be built, and rather than jarring from one another a Domme should pull Her submissive closer in times like these. Not just punish and shun, explain, punish, and reflect! It builds trust knowing that I am strong yet caring is an exertion of power NOT weakness, at all.

 

So be it CLIT should be an essential in deep meaningful BDSM relationships and Mental Enslavement.

7/6/2016 5:32:02 PM

Findom Sweet Spots

The art of rationality is rather simple for those who think rather than dream; although the two correlate often. I do think it is one of the best approaches of analytical mind in findom. W/we all have desires, yet those sometimes will not align the way W/we want them to.

A wonderful example of this is when the dream is bigger than the budget, which more often than not it is. Wanting to be controlled in a TPE type of relationship with constant micromanagement or other time consuming aspects for the Female in an F/m relationship, which some Dommes like Myself and others enjoy, is a rather heavy obligation. This is only pleasing if the budget is satisfying and ultimately exceeds expectations for the obligations, effort, and time spent with the submissive on B/both sides.

How on Earth can a Domme put in so much to receive so little? I will never know the answer to this, but rather I look at three main things when talking to a new submissive:

  1. What is it that the submissive thinks they need/want (is it what they really need)?
  2. Are they willing and able to meet the budget I would require?
  3. Is there any spark at all if it is to be long term servitude? (without a spark or chemistry it is not worth the excessive effort)

Keep in mind these questions cannot be answered in one sitting normally, so it takes effort on B/both parts to explore if the connection, effort, and expectations are solid and can be met.

Admittedly, at times I am told things I think are sold solely to draw Me in rather than out of ant sense of honesty. That is an automatic brick wall being placed because one lie leads to many more. So, do a favor for yourself and the Domme you are seeking and aim within the realm of reality in your budget. Granted W/we will all still dream, and often times reality and fantasy mingle within, but it is more rational to approach wanting daily communication via letters, tasks, and such without the depth or to even admit to the Domme that intentions are that of a shallow being whom is only seeking a short lived thrill.

It is all in all proper respect of E/everyone to keep in mind if your dreams don’t fit the budget, they will always just be dreams or rather disappointments. Budget conversations are a MUST unless it is a random tribute to a Domme not yet been served by the submissive and the submissive understanding that the Domme is not held to give anything in return for a tribute. This is why I often refer to them as offerings.

All too often things get mixed up in the sense of I feel like some are buying services rather than giving servitude; there is a big difference, although neither is wrong so long as the actions are true to the words. As much as I love to toy and play with the inferior mentality in various ways I only do so if it pleases Me; money is only a portion of what makes it so enjoyable.

7/4/2016 8:48:50 AM
Sitting at small table outside of a local coffee shop She enjoys Her daily Java fix. Not knowing that She is being secretly admired from afar. This occurrence has been going on for some time; this inferior being has drug itself to the coffee shop each morning just to observe such beauty.

A successful man, boy like in ways, secretly seeking to express its adoration for Her. What is its inferior fix; what is it that arouses the boyishness? Is it the way Her eyes shoot right to its soul? Is it the way that She moves with grace, Her heels, or Her intoxicating smoke rolling from Her lips as She sits and reads each morning?

What is the trigger, or better yet what is its desire? Simple rather it (the boy within) just wants to be noticed, the thought of watching from afar excites it, but it is also rather scared to approach a Woman such as Her. The fear of rejection leaves the boy with trembling hands and no actions to pursue attention.

Would She accept an offering of words, or a new beverage, maybe a book, or just a compliment as the boy sits and ponders day in and day out. A year passes, he comes to know, Her reading preferences, and how She loves to take long slow drags from Her vapor cigarette as She reads.

Inhaling and exhaling slowly, sending the boy into a blissful daze. The repeated action entraps its weakened mind. The inhale is making it feel as if She had just stolen the boy's soul, although a soul cannot be stolen without consent. Secretly wanting to submit to the dream girl it frantically thinks, abruptly stopping in its tracks.

This boy realized one thing; the only thing that mattered was that it was calmed by Her clouds and intellect. That is needed to become entranced in all of Her, so it cleared its mind. Only then could it see that the way to its submissive desire was through Her lungs. She could breathe its listless life into the most blissful of states.

Before falling asleep one night the boy had finally decided what it would do to catch Her eye. Mustering up the courage was difficult for him by far. Ultimately deciding on buying a book, but what book? The search for a book was rather flustered for him at first. Would She understand what he was intending to do with gift Her a book or would She think he had bad intentions? As the boy closed his eye, he traced back into Her blissful web so easily spun around him and decided the after several reviews and personally reading a few books that one stood out. “The Mistress Manuel” by Mistress Lorelei; it was a suitable read as he did not know much about Her from afar.

Although he had found a book that he would wish give Her, just a book, it felt like an empty attempt so he proceeded to write this on the inside of the cover:

Dearest Miss,

This boy watched Your beauty from afar for some time now, and just wishes that You understand this is a gift and by no means a push in any direction for me to benefit. Other than in the fact that this boy wishes so much to see You happy and ever exerting Your strength in individuality. Thought You may enjoy the read, as You are constantly in depth of a number of exciting books. You bring life to my ever weakening existence and if You would like, with no strings attached, I can make this offering to You each month on the first day of every month. Just email a list of books to the address found here if You decide that is something that would make You happy.

-the humble admirer

Then had listed his email beneath the short letter.

After writing that within the cover the boy thought to himself, what else would She possibly want? As he was unsure as he proceeded to go to the ATM and withdrew five hundred dollars after thinking for a moment, as that is what he could comfortably afford as an offering, from his savings. Thinking to himself of how She may spend it, but most of all the smile that would light Her face as She thumbed through the bills and read his handwritten note.

Keeping the book and offering close by for several days he was scared of what She may think, quivering lips and sweaty shaking hands, that She may somehow be offended. Yet, he had convinced himself it would be a one time only, act and She would possibly never email him back anyhow. Finally releasing his frustrations he awaited Her arrival one calm summer morning, as She drove in, his heart racing he had felt as if he swallowed a golf ball, reminding himself to breathe and briefly closing his eyes as She stepped out of Her car.

As She made it into the coffee shop the boy stepped out of his SUV with the book in hand, money tucked neatly into the book and proceeded to lay it at Her usual seat. Frantic on the inside and a bit hesitant, he proceeded into the coffee shop just as She stepped out of other door by Her seat. Ordering his drink and only briefly glancing back at Her as he left. Her face lit up with joy as She looked to really be brow risen by the inside of the cover.

Over the next couple of weeks She didn’t seem to have the book as Her primary reading choice in the mornings, so the boy was a bit saddened. It was worth a shot, though he kept telling himself every day. Almost like kicking himself in the ass repeatedly, but still cherishing the day of the initial risk of the gift.

Three weeks and two days from the time he had gifted Her the book and his financial servitude he received an email from this wondrous Woman that entrapped his mind. It was that of a gracious beauty with a hunger for knowledge. She thanked him for the gifts and sent a list of books. From then on every month on the first of the month the boy would leave a book with a cash offer for Her leisure. She never knew who he was, or if She did She didn’t call him out. Rather the boy just enjoyed the smoke rolling from Her luscious lips with a much more intoxicating feature (confidence).

The act of financial servitude, the true servant, selfless, ego-less, and without a doubt as reliable as a boy can be. It thrills his heart to give so selflessly, whilst She enjoys the offerings and graciously sends thanks time to time. Although he knows it may never go anywhere, the money setting in Her hands has far more value than in his pocket.
6/28/2016 11:49:47 AM

Everyone is their own person, but some can be lifted rather than shamed in order to find the order in their chaos.

I am here to empower the submissive male to explore its depths, not to humiliate that part or the sissy part within a man/boy. The only humiliation I will do are silly things for My enjoyment. Yet, you will never hear Me speak ill of a boy embracing who he/she/it really is once it has found itself.

There are people out there that with the right attitude and communication will gladly push, kick, and even nurture you into a blissful submission.

Tarnished? No problem I love a challenge, so come to Me with your mind and contributions. If you need structure, guidance, and peace there may just very well be a hand not too far out of reach.
6/15/2016 11:31:23 AM

I got an itch to write a poem today. Enjoy, and read it slowly. Have a wonderfully twisted beautiful day everyone.

 

Finding Euphoria

They get lost, lost in the words bellowing from above, while staring so helplessly at My beautiful heels, the heels that rule their minds as they muddle about in their pathetic existences, existing solely to serve a powerful pronounced Superior, splendid and spoiled in My days whilst the weakening daze into a blissful bane, beseechingly entrapped in clouds of the mind, mentally sculpting them into Mine, solemnly surrendering to My plans, panting with their trembling hands, humbling them about whilst free of any doubts, dreaming of their meaningful state, submerging them in My waves, wandering wearily will have no place, pronounced adoration of My name, nurturing those under My reign, reaming the minds to prostrate the sane, paired with passionate endeavors I intertwine euphoric tactics , twisted and dabbled in by the Divine, do dance for Me as I shine, shivering and scared of My plan, yet patiently waiting for My hand to slide sensually from above, abruptly yanking them to the ground with My glove, yelping at first and then very sound, I see that smirk as they fall to the ground, the things they need are not unfathomable and just very well may be found under My sole.

Written by Miss EM

6/15/2016 9:36:42 AM
The entry made prior to this was cross-posted from a site I use on the daily. Findoms, so do enjoy and understand it is nothing pertaining to anyone here just a blog I would like to share.

Miss EM
6/15/2016 9:34:51 AM
"Ramble on - and now's the time, the time is now, to sing my song"

How are My days? Normally very pleasant and pleasing for Myself with or without servitude of the inferior. I am not one who will invest a lot of hatred in others. Factually, I do not hate anyone and I respect everyone unless given a reason not to.

Typically My days start as soon as My feet hit the floor. I make My coffee, shower, eat a little something and then check E-mails. Listen to music and get in My groove. This seems simple enough just saying it, but actually gets frustrating all too often. One thing I have noticed an abundance of lately is the lack of manners towards Superiors or fellow Domina.

Why are manners important? I believe they are because as a community W/we should all support each other in a positive aspect. I know at times it is hard to put a blind eye to the moronic tendencies of human nature. W/we do see so many unrealistic things or things that disgust U/us personally time to time. Should this be confronted? If Y/you want go for it, but I just chuckle and move along. Why spend time dwelling on what others are doing? I feel as a Domme I should be proactive with My time. I have complete control of it; there is no such thing as a time waster –but there is. If a Domme allows Her time to be wasted it is not the fault of anyone else. Point being, this is a FinDom community and W/we have to respect all sides. After all D/s has two sides plain and simple. It does not make a person stronger to call out time waster. Actually, in My own opinion, it’s a word that shouldn’t exist unless in the context of talking about O/oneself.

Moreover, manners between fellow Dominas are always splendid too. Time to time I see things said that seem shunning of other Women. How can someone claim Female Supremacy, but insist to tear others down or fail to show professional respectful conduct? Another brain buster; see the irony. So I choose to respect E/everyone. Not that E/everyone deserves it, but more so that I would rather empower those around Me than beat them into the ground unmercifully. I say My hellos and light chat with anyone, but I am not seeking to hurt S/someone to make Me look stronger. I know My strengths and do not have to stand on a hill and scream them to be seen.

Lastly, pertaining to manners, I do not care for certain actions, as Y/you can tell, but that is no call for hatred of any human being. I have no hatred for men, and rather enjoy being served by humble, educated, mannerly, and obedient men. No I do not value them as equals, but I do value them in respect of them knowing their proper places.

This is My euphoria I will not fall to mindless tactics, nor will I constantly focus My attention on negative things. Pessimism will only bring misery. Just as if a person constantly thinks the worse they tend to see just that. Altering the mind to see the light and what can be done sheds life on a whole new process. One that maybe a lucky few inferiors will get to walk through, or get drug through depending on how badly they are in need.

I am strict, demanding, and very picky. Picky in the sense that if I say I want something done it HAS to be done. I will yield time, but inevitably enforcement only works when consented and followed through with. Online domination is possible for the right mix. Maybe I will find a few subs that complement what I seek, but if not, I will still be happy.

The ability to smile and move forward is something that should never be taken as an inferior action. Be optimistic, be productive, be blissful; just do not dwell in pessimism. It will be the death of many, but Y/you do have control over your choices. Unless you’re owned, and even then you should be aiming to be whatever your Domme sees fitting.

Have a wonderfully blissful day, I will, and think of ways to make You happy Ladies-that will also make Your minions joyful. I am due for a human piñata for sure, light bruising may occur. Just enjoy the shine of a beautiful smile, do not take it for granted, never know when She may decide you are no longer of use.

I hate no one, ever, because it is a waste of My lovely existence!

Random blurts of what is on My mind accompanied by the awesome music you do not get the chance to hear.
6/14/2016 3:01:18 PM

Manners for the menials

When writing to a Domme it is typically expected that even an inferior being should exert its intelligence by using manners. For example there are simple things that you can do within your typing to show you are serious about servitude. These consist of properly addressing the Domme you approach. For the first message usually a screen name will work. Do follow this by asking what She prefers to be called. Then you may humbly introduce yourself. Refrain from saying things like, “I need” or, “I want” in an initial message. First impressions are EVERYTHING! That being said selfless messages striking a conversation based on common interests or just a light introduction can go a very long way, in the right context. We (Superiors) tend to seek out to see if the effort was put forth in your writing. Even the shortest message needs to be articulately written and inspected. Signs of laziness will often be over looked by a Domme like Myself. I would also suggest not asking too many questions initially as this can be a bad thing for a first interaction. Limit yourself to one question. Make it an intriguing one if you can fathom one but something that would relate to the Domme and Her interests. Always close politely with no expectations. I often times see people sign as slave or such, but I would ask anyone contacting Me not to use that term for themselves. Why? That is a title, and a title is given. So until it is given to that person just sign something humbly with your screen name. That is a proper first impression.

It is NOT a crime to use please and thank you- for anyone!

Also, these are usually followed up by in-depth looks at your profile lowly ones. I suggest that you do some articulate specific updates there as well. Explaining what excites you about Findom/Femdom, the type of work you do (not where exactly), interests (music, movies, hobbies), and such. Make a real profile and take time in seasoning it right, like Us Ladies do. That would be pleasant to see.

Anyhow just a few tips, enjoy!

6/10/2016 4:45:59 PM
Not All Lollypops for Cocksuckers
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Onto the topic of My sadistic nature, oh the joy! I do so love a quiet crybaby at times. Watching the tears stream out while still politely saying, “Thank you Mistress.”

Of course there can be no play without a safe word and consent, but punishment should be taken for what it is. There are terms the inferior party agrees to and when those terms are broken DO expect to be properly punished. Knowing the punishment should be undesirable and teach the receiving party a lesson. Lesson being – that shit isn’t going to fly bitch! If trained to walk on its toes with soles off of the floor, and for every time it lands flat footed it will take a sterilized needle or thumb tack to the heel. This can also be done as training to get the mind to accept that heels are never to touch the floor because it is an ungraceful act for a sissy. This can also be continued as a form of punishment when losing balance in heels. This is not always My first training approach, but one of the more sadistic approaches I have used with sissies.

I am rather partial to sissy play, so on the case of feminization I have another technique that I use to keep them groomed properly in training. I do not tolerate stubble, or unsightly hair on the chest, ass, or pelvic region. They have to have hair free zones. When I do see that there has been a stubble issue or personal care neglect often times I will have them shave with a sharp razor and with that being a new razor I will make sure that they have aftershave. Yes! Aftershave on all of the areas immediately after shaving them, and burn is a reminder of what will happen if not properly kempt. If for some reason the fag does not have after shave hot sauce may be used. It may irritate the skin but that is their fucking fault for not maintaining proper hair removal. Plus the sound effects and reactions are hilarious.

I do have other various techniques I use for sissies, but I will move onto generalized humiliation play. In sadistic fashion of course, and that does not always mean so much physical pain I also like to emotionally beat some of them down time to time. Prying into the mind and having them admit to groups of people that they love to suck cock, eat cum (be it theirs or another male of t-girl), or even just shaming them one on one for being a dumb little bitch for various things. In the past I have had subs admit to their enjoyment or hatred of cum eating in various places that would not be expecting of hearing it. I have also had video recorded for Me while being thanked for licking its useless cum off of a public restroom floor, kitchen plates that were placed back in the boys cupboard, and more.

So I shared a few things about Me that maybe you did not know, and showed the side only a lucky few who take the leap into My twisted mind get to see. Now, that doesn’t mean I want to be approached with I WANTS! So stay at bay unless you find your manners boys, sluts, and bitches.

I may write more on kink type topics, but I normally avoid them in extensive detail. Just enjoy what you get when you get it unless your pockets are aching for more, or to tell Me of your humiliating yet painful experiences. I am open to listen and laugh for a price!
6/10/2016 4:44:53 PM
Just Another Ramble

The vast sea of menials is hard to cover every last being. Why is this? Regardless of common beliefs of inferiority the creatures and scum that dwell beneath our feet are human also. Some of them much less human than others, yet they are living breathing beings. They do exist. Knowing them can help determine if it is a proper enjoyable fit for an endeavor or not.

Because they exist does that mean they are needed? Not necessarily needed; some even disgusting and shameful nasty creatures. That may excite some which is why there is always someone for each. I do rather enjoy a variety Myself. That does not mean I do not have a preference on long term standards though. So what is it that makes the difference?

A Domme, Lady, Goddess, Superior wants some specific thing. For example some want conversations and some prefer just play. Being in Findom I think I speak for everyone that wallets and willingness (consent) are a must. Mind there is occasional up front, “Pay Me now!” from some (not My style though). It’s not that We as Superiors cannot understand hard times. Some of the strongest Females I have met have been knee deep through mud for an unreasonably long time prior to emerging as pronounced Superiors. Having hard times after having built a foundation, most would work with a lesser whom They are content with.

All along the roads do shape us A/all the strong and weak alike. One thing W/we must share in common is the ambition to WORK. By work I mean strive to meet deadlines, goals, and succeed at reaching them and building not only careers, but relationships. Some Women I know encourage further education, and outstanding work whilst holding themselves to high standards in their journeys as well. That does not mean They will not take part in emptying loaded wallets at Their whim. That only means that They will do it on Their terms. Much like Myself I even have standards for the lowest of the low.

Why would a Domme want a menial to further its education? Simple, with proper budget management, not only is She molding a better servant, She is expanding the bankroll instead of just busting it. A healthy bankroll is something every submissive is in need of. Money makes the lovely smiles shine after all. If a submissive is well on its feet and only seeking thrills that is great too. I know money is a rush for Me and I enjoy it as much as I enjoy a pedicure with nice strong hands.

Having a stable money situation and in need of attention, right? I guess running around telling everyone what you want could work. Oh that is such fun to scream at the top of their pathetic little lungs, “look at me, humiliate me, and use me!” That is one way to do it; if they are looking for attention you will find it. I am sure it has been found time and time again and still they ended up feeling like it was staged. Face the facts, it most likely was. I mean, there are an abundance cam girls out there looking to cater to what their wallet wants to open for. This does make it harder for Us no doubt, but the cam girls will never cease to exist.So if they are looking for a true or proper Domme with skills that will cripple their weak pathetic minds I suggest they approach with a message. Something with manners and reach out to get to know the Domme that interests them so much, if even for an hour, before scheduling a session (mind even that time may not come free of charge, but it is a chance-do research prior to outreach).

That effort will not only satisfy the Superior, but them find what they think they need, which could change under the right Domme. I am always open to light conversations so long as I am not caught up in other things. No matter the case a Woman should be thanked for Her time, and the time She does take to speak to a potential submissive. She should be respected, paid for or not! I do hope this sheds a little bit of light on some new ways of approaching for those who are truly seeking something long or short term that is fulfilling. I do so enjoy My own puppets, but they understand I play when I want to.

Manners, manners, and more manners are needed; how can you say they respect their Superiors but never give proper thanks or requests in a humble way? It is just not possible, so as filthy and disgusting an inferior may think they are strive to show some fucking respect when approaching a Woman! Mind it one submissive may not be Her match, but the submissive could be a match for someone so stop narrowing down odds by playing stupid.

Enjoy the weekend A/all!
5/27/2016 1:55:18 PM
The Coin Theory

There are three factors in this science, and I have thought about this quite a bit.
The factors: male, the coin, and Female.

It is a simple science, but with many different variances. They all depend on the type of person the male or Female are. That in general will decide on where the person chooses to sit. Do mind this can change at any time as humanity and a person weak or strong is never the same day to day.

What I mean by saying never the same is that it is human nature to choose what we would like to do. Even males have choices, which is not welcomed by many, do keep in mind they are human too. Although mostly pet like humans (to Me at least).
So on the “Female side” W/we have various persons and personalities. Ranging from, but not limited to the Dominate Woman, the Business Woman, the Spoiled Woman, and any type of Woman that can be fathomed in a person’s head. Be it as it may W/we will place them on the heads side of the coin. For being naturally superior they shall take the rightful place. A Woman is free to be any and or all of these at any given time, it is acceptable and up to Her decision.

Now reflect on that for a minute that is just a coin heads side up with a whole lot of value to it. We as Women are strong, passionate, and are to be worshiped. We do as we please, and move as we wish. Some choose to go about it in very different ways than Myself or others, but none the less POWERFUL.

Then there is the male side of the coin; well W/we will call it the “other side” but only for the sake of knowing not every submissive is male. So essentially you have this side also. On this side there are many types of submissive as well, and they too change from interactions and personality in time. It is human nature. So variance is always a factor. Be that as it may also they can be, but are not limited to being a slave, a submissive, an inferior being, a man, a boy, a fetishist, and so on.
So now that you have a slight understand of the factors in the science open your mind a minute. Think what could I be getting at? Is this a game? Is this actually a plausible theory? That is up to you to decide, but I do find it very plausible Myself.

In human nature it is widely accepted to play games as entertainment. Oh, but not to play games with people as your entertainment, at least in the vanilla world, NOT. W/we are constantly playing games and making moves. Part of the coin theory every day. Mind, manipulation, and give and take while dangling the dollar, and fighting for that coin. There are some out there that value themselves over the coin, on both sides though. Although these factors may jump around they are the ones who never sit on the coin. Why? They value their respect, and their integrity at an intensely high level. I feel these are the elites, the unbreakable, because of having pride in oneself on either side is acceptable in My eyes.

So in My science of the coin on the table here is the uncut look from My point of view.

Example one:

A Woman with no title in a vanilla setting has morality, modesty, and respect for Herself and Her time. She is in a line at a coffee shop and has ordered an iced coffee, but seems to have misplaced her credit card. The male behind her in the line has not seen the Woman’s face, but over hears the situation. She is running late for work, and starts to get flustered and just wants to leave.

So we put Her on the side of the coin we call the Female side. She is proper and respects that She had made a mistake misplacing something She needed. So steps aside to take care of trying to cancel the card.

As the male in line behind Her has sensed the frustration the loss of an important item has caused he then decided to ask the Barista what She was ordering while the Woman is on the phone sorting out the issue. Promptly he orders Her drink and his coffee. Delivering it to her with a light smile and a and a short sweet, “Hope things work out, Miss.”

Those can be game changers, not only is it selfless, but it lifts the Woman’s mood, esteem, and lightens the load. That is what it is about. So where would this male land in respects to the coin? I would have to say far from sitting on it. What are a few bucks, other than just that, nothing of course as long as it lifts a Woman to her rightful place and makes it easier to do all that She must to carry such superiority.

Example Two:

Another type of Woman, many like to refer to as “instas” are still Women, but W/we all have our own opinions. They often seek out with questions like, “What do you like? What are you into? What fetish gets you going?” Do NOT confuse this with the Business Woman. Although they can be similar typically the “insta” is only out for one thing, money. So they sit on the coin and cater to whatever fantasy the “other side” wants. Oh the other side of the coin does come to rule these types.
Money is wonderful, of course, but making money is an art. Making it is what a Business Woman does. Usually it will be through exploration. Hell there is a fine line between a Business Woman and an “insta”. The Business Woman knows how to make money, and does not chase the money. It simply comes.

On the other hand chasing money is something that these coin sitters do all too often. That can change as every person changes. With an open mind and understanding of proper placing, and the game being played. So both of these types are on the coin and that is their place. Yet there are many positions on the coin.

For instance, the Business Woman is more towards the “Female side” whereas the “insta” tends to fall very closely to the “other side”. Why? I feel it is due to pride and self-worth. The Business Woman sees Herself as a valuable asset and respected person. The “insta” sees the potential for buck, and it fuels the fire to try to smoke the “other side” out with fetishes and forced role playing.

Now who is to say who is right and wrong? Not Me. I do hope you are getting the point though. Note: If you are seeking a true dominate, or to be dominated than these are not options you should be looking at. This is service in two very different ways. Mostly to assist fetishist persons from the other side of the coin for gain.

Example Three:

Coin sitting is NOT only done by the “Female side” (gasps). I am sure some of you are sitting there in awe wondering where I am going with this. Let’s say there is a Domme, a very lovely Domme who I trying to get attention. We all love attention (right).

Well at least from the right people. Then we have “dumbsubnr1” and he is on a mission to serve. Oh the times this has happened. The person wishes to be owned and serve under a strong Woman. Yes!

So the approach taken to talk to the Domme it wants so badly to be able to take Her name in its highest glory-supposedly enters Her inbox with, “Ruin me, humiliate me, take it all.”

Alright now think. Is this selfless? It sounds pretty self-serving to Me. Am I right Ladies?
Well here is the problem. This boy is on the coin too. Exactly more towards the “other side” of the coin which is NOT an acceptable place to be- IF – a person claims to be submissive, a slave, or wanting anything long term as far as servitude. Recognize the flags. Avoid them, or reclaim who you really are.

So boy gets a message back from the Domme implying he is out for himself, which some are out to fulfill their fantasies rather than actually submit to a dominate Woman. So be true to who you are boy, just admit if you relate to this you are either a fetishist, or need to reassess your status.

As long as your status is clear then there are thousands of options, and things to explore. Nothing is wrong with being a fetishist, and it can be a weight off your shoulders knowing there is no commitment. In My opinion these boys are widely accepted, if and when they present themselves as what they really are.

On the “Female side” a Domme can be a Business Woman, an enforcer, a life partner, and the list will never end. Yet a Business Woman cannot be an “insta” but the “insta” can evolve into a Business Woman. Just as well as on the “other side” can evolve also, but through understanding. Remember it is a game, and our pieces are constantly moving.

Personally there is no exact science to it other than there are millions of possibilities, and you make your own moves. Some moves more fulfilling than others, and some more profitable. I will stay on the “Female side” of the coin just because the coin itself has little to no value unless My counterpart on the “other side” can see why I am planting My piece here, but will move when I want to move. Not for them, not for a few measly bucks, but for the pleasure of being served properly. That is when I will decide My move. Cater to My fetishes, and maybe someday I make a move for gracious reasons once it has earned it in My eyes.

Just remember the position on the coin is always up to you. Just make it clear as to who you are.

Just a theory of Mine, but I do see it very clearly in millions of ways day in and day out. Enjoy, and explore yourselves.
5/27/2016 9:19:00 AM
Long story shortened. Yesterday I was busy buzzing about in My PJ's and had My phone in the pocket on My top.

Well that was tragic as it slid right out when I bent over to pick something up smashing to the floor breaking the screen, and will not turn on.

So as for new pictures. That will not be happening because web cam quality is not enough but you can always dig through My journals and contribute to My office fund.

This is also going to be used to replace My phone. Until then I have no Kik or any pictures I will be uploading. So do your duty bitch boys and fix the issue.

My phone is not needed, but only used for the business of communicating with you losers.
5/24/2016 11:05:50 AM

Hello there and do take a moment to note these things prior to continuing.

I do expect to be referred to properly at all times. This means you will respectfully call Me Miss EM at all times. Never to call Me just Mistress, Queen, Goddess, or anything other than Miss EM unless latter instructed to do so. Those are earned, so remember that.
Also, do NOT approach meat hungry. This means if you are expecting some sort of body worship, or anything of that matter I am not interested. So that being said, continue to read.

Inbox messages here, or contact via email sourtwist@outlook.com. Always message Me with manners and respect.

Here is My blog: http://euphoricmistress.tumblr.com/

I have discontinued My site for the time being.

Amazon wishlist links (I have many and update occasionally)
http://amzn.com/w/L0E1VY2AYCS9

-This and that a mix of things I would love as gifts.
http://amzn.com/w/1C75SYQEIWEY8

- Boots, heels, and stocking.
http://amzn.com/w/F8YTCES6NN16

- Office wishlist for My writing and Findomme work.

That is a wrap for lists, there are other public lists that can be found through those.

I am interested in shopping slaves (long or short term) and paypigs. I do not wish to be greeted from any slave or pig with intentions of expecting anything in return. I am only seeking true servitude. This is not an exchange for goods.

I am a member of Findoms online community with many other lovely Ladies.
EuphoricMistress aka Miss EM.

Twitter: @EuphoricMistres

FetLife: EuphoricLife

I do not mind building connections if I hit it off with a slave. Ultimately I would love to find loyal long term financial slavery. Read My blogs and explore or just give in and contribute to My superiority. Either way only contact if you are utterly serious with contributions, selflessness, humbly. That is the only way to gain My attention.
If you wish to obtain My Skype or YIM please inbox Me with the label "handles please".

Note: An Amazon Gift Card of $30 for My handles when you send a message are to be sent to sourtwist@outlook.com

Miss EM

5/24/2016 8:08:31 AM
Made a word game on twitter this morning for the financial submissive boys and slaves. Follow and play.

https://twitter.com/EuphoricMistres/status/735116295499337728

Have a wonderful day and expand your knowledge. Do remember to use the word properly. I expect a healthy sentence.

Miss EM
5/22/2016 2:31:34 PM
http://gogetfunding.com/new-office-and-business-essentials/
5/21/2016 6:14:57 PM
My latest journal has nothing do to with anyone here, but more of a rant. What I see all over twitter and other platforms. The raunchiness is never ending out there.

Miss EM
5/21/2016 6:08:22 PM
Time to Grow Up or Get Out

There is something appalling I have noticed recently, more and more, and it is sickening. The fact that some boys/creepers are condoning Insta-Domme’ by supporting and encouraging the “bunkbed Domme” is that right? A bunkbed Domme let Me put it simple is someone who lives with their parents or other family that tries to capitalize on showing off their body. Really? That is not FemDom, FinDom, or anything Dominate at all. In fact, it is disgusting. Who wants to be tasked by a teen who is having to sit there and shove people out of the room to turn on a cam where the background is a fucking kids room and the so called Domme is trying to tend to door knocks? Please do tell Me y’all are not enticed by this boys. If so you are disgusting, and should reevaluate your life. Sick creeps condoning this behavior; you are not submissive you are total garbage just like the money hungry twat flashers. Self-respect and standards before a buck any day here, so dig deep think about it. One piece of leather or a tribute from an idiot isn’t going to help her, she’ll spend it on lollypops and flip-flops. Gross, a rant in it’s rightful place. I know I am right; they need to get their shit together before claiming to be a Domme. If you cannot care for yourself then you don’t need to try to take care of others. End of fucking story.

*facepalm, slams the door* Living along side morons.
5/19/2016 6:29:44 PM
Listen. I am not not going to go out of My way to message anyone. So the shy lurkers are going to have to defy their persona, and make a proper introduction. Step forward, but bring your wallet, mind, and soul.

Miss EM
5/19/2016 5:21:33 PM
Old School

Many frown upon Findom lifestyle these day, and I can see why. With the majority of the younger people flocking into it, but viewing it as a heartless thing. So here is My take on this ultimate taboo of the word Findom. These are just My views take it or leave it.

With so many girls running around screaming, "I deserve it! I want this! You're a loser! Shut up or pay up! Fuck you pay Me!." It is very easy to see why people shun away from doing anything with them, and the ones who tend to only do it for selfish reasons. They offer services like body worship, or just look like flat out cam girls. Nothing wrong if you fancy that, but at the same time I know some of the Domme I work along side are disgusted with these actions too.

Number one tributes are always optional. I do not want a tribute from someone who does not want to give a tribute. That defeats the enjoyment in it for Me. I want My submissive to think, understand, and know I deserve the offering being laid at My feet.
Drive by tributes are fun, but in the long run a D/s relationship with a budget, and all the aspects of a healthy D/s relationship can flourish in the Financial Domination realm.


If one thinks that submission is only the body or the mind they are still very strayed. It is the all and the effort of earning the right to be under such a Lovely Woman. A strong beauty, and having her pat you on that pathetic little head knowing she is bring you up to be stronger and molded to her liking.

All of the aspects of a true D/s plus the benefits of spoiling the one who holds you in place. That is Findom, making sure that your Goddess, Queen, Mistress, or whatever She may be called is taken care of. It is not too much there are ones who do care, and as I always say a submissive cannot serve properly if they cannot provide for themselves. That being said though they can always aspire to provide for their Owner also, and it is a beautiful thing.

I wish to find My unicorn one day the one who is intelligent and open to being molded into the best boy he can be under Me. Why? The connection is what hits My heart, and that can be used to drive the boy to new heights in self exploration. Bettering My life can better a boys perspective, creativeness, ambitions, and even career. So why be so closed minded? Old school is not dead, but it is lurking around for those who seek it.


Miss EM

5/17/2016 3:54:36 PM
Just relaxing for tonight. I have My drinks, and a agenda, but maybe if you poor useless fucks can find a way to snag My attention you could get lucky enough to talk to Me. Hint: Normally if your wallet is just as involved as your mind then I may have time! Until then bye bitch boys!
5/15/2016 4:16:06 PM

The Run Down

 

  1. I will ALWAYS be properly addressed as Mistress, Queen, Goddess, or Miss EM.
  2. I will NEVER accept ok, okay, or k as a proper answer.
  3. When a task is given it will be understood first, and then promptly and correctly executed.
  4. A bitch must pray to ask a question.
  5. A bitch must pray to be excused.
  6. If ever I am interrupted by a vanilla instance, or limits are on vanilla situations the bitch will make it aware of what is going on before leaving.
  7. I do NOT accept servitude that is not true servitude. Self-serving bitches and fags will see the door.
  8. I require an in-depth budget.
  9. I require respect, at all time, not just when it suits the submissive; that is not submission.
  10. Be articulate and show intellect in light conversation.
  11. Do NOT pretend.
  12. Communication is a MUST; to be Mine it WILL not so much as take a piss without Me knowing.
  13. Provide a hard and soft limit set accompanied by a curiosity list.
  14. This bitch will understand I always come first, but will reply to Mine asap respectively.
  15. Tributes from bitches are not overlooked, but be mindful of My time.
  16. Fetish bitches will properly pray with offerings upfront to see if a session is granted. I only do them when I want to.

I can add to these rules as I please…

5/14/2016 1:24:04 PM
I can come off very nice in simple light conversations, but that is not always what I am like. Open your minds, and wallets and surrender. Let this be an incite into My head, one that was more of just a rambling rather than a planned out topic. It may amaze some of you weak pathetic little faggots.

The only sound I want to hear is the crinkle of the bills being pulled from that wallet. It makes you feel used and abused. Buying Me gifts that I wear all the time just to torment that pathetic little mind. The joy that little clit of a cock feels when I laugh at it relentlessly. Embracing your insecurities and pushing the limits can be fun. What better way than under a firm foot. If you want to be brainwashed, and reprogrammed to fulfill all of My desires. Then drop to those pathetic knees while pulling out that wallet. I want it to ache. I will take all of that cash this loser worked so fucking hard to get. Spend it on shoes, clothes, pedicures, and whatever I wish. Not because I need it. This pathetic little cunt WANTS to give it all away. I will rip it right out of your hand and fly by your worthless ass with no thank you. Should have known that the evil Queen was hiding behind My perfect eyes. Sending gifts and gift cards nonstop to serve My superiority. Knowing I will never care about you unless you fucking earn it. So earn it bitch boy. Get on your knees as I kick that pathetic clit with My spiked heels. Beg to be allowed to tribute this perfection. I embrace who I am. Don’t come asking to be served with sessions. I won’t fall for that shit. Earn it! Want to see My pretty lethal feet in action, EARN IT! Nothing will ever be free. Nothing has ever been free. Even these words cost Me time, which this faggot should be grateful for. Scream it to the world loud and proud,  I want to hear it! Say you are a fucking worthless pathetic pig and all that you were born to do is spoil the Superior Goddesses that are surrounding you. How fucking inconsiderate are some of these little bitches thinking that We are here to serve them. Ha! Fucking think again, bitch boys. Hand over that wallet to someone who deserves it. Give it all away. Not just your money, no for Me it has to be everything. I will gladly rape and take that wallet, but to be MINE it MUST give its ALL. The mind, the body, the soul, and LIVE solely for Me. Work for Me, shop with Me. Be broken and used, but to be Mine be taken care of and protected. On a higher level in this euphoric state where it is conditioned to want whatever I want. Begging Me to use it. Oh but I have the means to get by without you, and you are nothing to Me. So I just sit here and smirk as it tries to figure out if I am just telling it to go literally fuck off, or to try harder. This boy will never know if it never aspires to please. Drop to those weak knees, bow that head, and pray that you can be accepted for a long term journey through My euphoric glory. It will always carry pain, but pain is pleasure. Specifically you pain is My pleasure. Hurt for Me bitch. Bring Me My riding crop and kneel presenting it with that wallet crammed into that pathetic mouth.


Just shut that pathetic mouth and when I give you permission to look into My eye gaze at the actual source of your every blissful twitch and painful sting. I know you fucking love it. It can entrap you, so once under My reign there is nothing more than euphoria through your pain! Mine will be taken care of though, but they have to be pretty humble to accept this journey.

Miss EM
5/13/2016 7:59:52 AM
It is finally Friday. Just so you finslave, finsub, finslut, and paypigs know I have a couple open positions. I do not own easily. If you just want to do a drive by US Amazon GCs can be sent to sourtwist@outlook.com

Spoil a Queen this weekend. I know I will be around, but busy days already planned, so be courteous, humble, and open your wallet and mind.

5/7/2016 4:54:59 PM
Five things you don't know about Me:

1. I do not consider Myself perfect, but I do consider Myself stronger for admitting that I am not.
2. I have allergies to some metals, so I cannot wear fake jewelry.
3. When frustrated I often step back to reassess what I may or may not be doing correctly.
4. Hidden behind these eyes there is a very sadistic streak that only those who build a solid foundation will see.
5. I have strong beliefs that everything happens for a reason, be it good or bad. Always looking at the glass as half full rather than half empty is a big thing in My eyes.
5/7/2016 2:26:16 PM
Starting My tumblr go follow Me. http://euphoricmistress.tumblr.com/

Do keep in mind if a boy is not open to the idea of eventually serving financially then it must keep moving.

By all means educate yourself about Me.

There is more than screaming pay Me to this; relationships to be built, but ultimately My happiness is all that matters.
5/6/2016 11:39:20 AM
I have not had much time to journal lately, but I do wish to continue. So, as for today it has been a splendid day. Just got a new bra and vape tank in the mail. Planning on sessions tonight for the lucky few. Could it be you? Probably not! Anyhow, as many of you have noticed, or are to notice in the future. I have My head on pretty fucking straight, and I turn down cash daily. I will NOT do anything degrading to Myself, nor am I here to please you worthless pathetic souls. These boys who find a place under My feet understand that they are nothing but mere pets, and are only used as I wish. Want to come kneel at My feet? Pray to the Queen and hope that I graciously accept to give you the chance to see their perfection. Anyhow, not much time to journal feel free to message Me, and be sure to bring that bulge (your wallet boys, not that nasty clit). Sweet twisted days and nights with never ending pain and pleasure!

Miss EM
4/26/2016 2:49:42 PM
I have been thinking long and hard, which I am sure you boys can't imagine that with those shriveled clits. Anyhow, deciding to take a step back to reassess what I want. After all that is what is most important.

What do I want?
I am a very picky Domina, so don't get excited too quickly.

I want slaves, sluts, subs, pigs, and sissies that can understand safety and communication. No, really LISTEN with the intent to UNDERSTAND; not to reply. Okay, lowly beings, if you can comprehend this keep reading. SAFETY means boundaries are SET and openly discussed on a regular basis. This is where communication comes in boys. If you at any time do not feel safe talk to Me. Like I tell My boys if you cannot speak freely with Me about D/s safety, bond, and feelings then I have no need for you. That means that I failed initially to get the most important things across, and I refuse to fail. Thus, meaning if you cannot be open, honest, safe, and trust in Me then you may as well bite the dust.
My hard limits are- Children, excessive blood, scarification, Blackmail, and any fucking thing else I come out and say no to. I am sure there is more just cannot think of it at the moment.
What I like- Money, gifts, poems, art, and laughs.
Some of My kinks are mild to moderate CBT, some sissification and feminization, not into the hypno thing really. My eyes would kill some sassy little cunts and their banks though. Humiliation, it can be fun and even a bonding process, so I prefer those open to this. There is so much, but that will just have to come some other time when I find a lucky boy or two I mesh with here.
I do not care if you are married, or what not I prefer a long term slave/sissy/sub. With as much of a TPE as can be allowed. Each sub is different, just like pets. They need special things, and must be open to discussion if even able to make it that far. I may do a lot of kind sensual and meaningful conversations when first encountering a sub, but WARNING it will NOT stay that way. Just like you would have to warm up to Me I would have to do the same. No matter the situation, as long as you are making effort I do not turn down chat, but don't expect hours of My time for no money. That will NOT fly.

So bitches, that is all for today. I may elaborate more later.
4/25/2016 1:32:30 PM
Splendid days and twisted nights,

So I have been thinking that this is quite a mess. Want My attention? Show that it wants it. I want in-depth essays on safety, aftercare, and the importance of taking care of itself so that it can serve adequately. 

For this week if it does not do this it will not get a response. Why waste My time on those who cannot follow directions.

Get to it bitch boys.

Miss EM
4/25/2016 11:25:28 AM
Had a wonderful weekend, and just now starting to get back down to work mode. Things are not always what they seem. Being open to start new convos to get to know real subs is one thing, but as I keep saying and will continue to. I do not want a self serving slave. That is not a slave. I want it humble and domesticated, pampering My every need. I have high hopes for those I crush under My beautiful feet, do not take My kindness to speak as acceptance. I weed through the bullshitters, and those not willing to better My life over their own. Bring more to the table than just words, and we can talk. It is a process to become My domestic slave boys and girls. it will under go a long process before accepted. Let's see if it can jump through hoops. If a sub cannot financially care for itself it cannot serve Me.

Miss EM
4/24/2016 6:37:24 AM
Good morning Dolls and degenerates,

I had a wonderful night last night. Had a slut take Me toy shopping after dancing like a complete slutty ballerina and shaking his flabby ass. Then he licked and fucked his own sandal. What kind of boy wears thong sandals? That one does, but it was funny by far. Hiding in his over sized closet from his wife. What better way to thank Me though with chunking a bit in for a new crop, flogger, and such. I am still in the process of waking up, but don't be afraid to message. If we mesh than maybe we can chat. I don't force Myself to do shit I don't want to with people I don't want to for a dumb dime, so tread lightly, be humble, and pray to Me.

Til later bitches,

Miss EM
4/23/2016 4:57:11 PM
Okay I like how My inbox has slowed down from idiotic messages, or rather I just don't responds to morons. Anyhow, it will take the time to read and understand what I am expecting or seeking.

Things I do want:
Real-time servitude sessions that may become domestic servitude long term.
Down to earth real submissive with potential to learn.
Intelligent and real information and responses.
Selflessness (I am not here to serve another) UNDERSTAND IT, LIVE BY IT!
Prove you are truthful and have the ability to serve.
Any initial tribute is to be sent to sourtwist@outlook.com in form of US Amazon Gift Cards (the amount does not matter if it wishes to see or speak to Me it will understand)
I want a long term fulfilling D/s relationship where the only thing that matters is My happiness and My concern for My belongings well being.
Paypigs/Sluts are welcome too.

I will NOT respond to:
Selfish messages
Anything that is said to try to tear Me down (I actually do well and make a nice living, so no worries) I am in a state of euphoria after all!
Nothing that has to deal with drugs in My chats.
I do not want to hear about what some self serving submissive wants EVER!

Just a short rant and blurt of information. It is useful and it will need this information taken to heart, mind, and soul if it wants any attention.

Also if you think I am going to jump at a dangling dollar, move along. I have better use of My time and energy, and turn down boys and their money daily. Money means nothing without CONNECTION! Get with the program bitches and grovel for the chance.

Miss EM
4/22/2016 10:35:38 AM
Be clever, but humble.
Be strong, but tread lightly.
Be open, but loyal.
Be sassy, but sweet.
Be bratty, but bruised.
Be loud, but immobile.

There are many ways to be, but come to Me selflessly. For I do not serve anyone, I am to be served.

I mold subs and slaves as I see fit. They are My canvas, and I am the Artist.

Bow humble at My feet expecting nothing in return, but give Me it all. Loyalty, honesty, trust, body, mind, and soul.

I will reign over Mine as they are nothing but scum, and bring them up as I see fit.
Rewarding them when I deem fit, and punishing them how and when I feel it is needed.

I do not serve any man, and I will never serve a man. There are only boys in My world, and boys shall fall to My feet, and do whatever is needed to keep Me content.

Earn the right to:
Domestic servitude.
True punishment.
A euphoric life under Me.

Prove to Me it deserves to be squashed like a nasty little roach, and be brought up in whatever I wish.
4/22/2016 8:39:30 AM
Safety

For My safety and yours of course. Here is how I see things. If a submissive is not safe, able bodied, sane and communicative I do NOT accept them.

I respect any and all limits form stupid little things like cum eating, to things like no pain play. But these need to be clearly thought out and stated up front.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HAVING NO LIMITS! IF IT PHYSICALLY WILL SCAR you I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT!!!

Why? Because of for My safety there has to be a connection, communication, honesty, and a secure-ness to My art. I could whip and beat a sub until they are bruised, but if they don't have that kind of status with Me; that level of trust. It will never happen.

I am laid back and do not care if anyone words against My concerns for My safety or a subs. If you do just move the fuck on.

Safety is always ALWAYS important. Limits will be spoken about in depth. They are important, and communication plays a huge part too.

Communication- this means how it tell Me what is working and isn't. I require some to write Me journals, or have oral signals. I also use safe words. The thing is you will have to gain My trust through properly communicating, understanding, being honest, and spending time contributing to building a D/s relationship with Me.

I will always pride Myself in My art, and I will always be firm, but understanding so long as it is always upfront and honest.

If you have a tenancy to lie. Do not bother Me with bullshit I can spot a bullshitter easily.

My limits:
Hard- blood play, penetration on Myself, scat-Myself or in RT (wanna play in toilet on cam hell go for it), any visible marks or scars, Sex with Me (never; I do peg though), hardcore breath play (a little is fine but no extreme)

All trust MUST be earned not given freely, and all boys and dolls Must understand My expectations on communication prior to acceptance.

Miss EM
4/21/2016 10:22:04 PM
Note to boys and baby dolls. I am not here looking for just a dime. So don't be scared to message Me. Connections mean more than money, but if you are open to gifts that is always a plus.

Miss EM
4/21/2016 1:10:43 PM
If I am not EVERYTHING in those beady little eyes, you are nothing to Me.
A pawn in a game you always lose.
A meaningless existing being with no ambition to serve under this Artist in her glory.
If it seeks acceptance it reads, it listens, it ponders, and it begs in proper fashion.
When it does everything imaginable to try to go beyond the limits to please Me then I may notice.
I deserve to be worshiped as the Goddess I am, and for the art I create through My truly devoted groveling scumbags.
Serving Me is not for the faint of heart or those with empty wallets.
I demand to be respected even by those who do not know Me.
Getting to know who I am is it's life long goal.
To serve under ONE Goddess, as she chooses.
Limits are important, but if it limits offering to nothing then move along.
I work hard, as a Domme, as an Artist, and there is not other way than hard work.
If it seeks domestic servitude, financial servitude, and complete control.
Pray to Me.
Be humble as it does anything.
Show Me that I am all it needs, I know I am all My boys need.
Without Me they would be lost, alone, cold, utterly neglected.
The day it finds meaning in it's helpless, selfless life will be when it serves Me to My standards.
I am The Goddess, Mistress, and the ONLY one that matters.
If I am happy, it will be happy through Me.
If I am upset with it, it will feel My wrath.
If I am unsatisfied, it will strive to satisfy Me properly.
If I say do it, it does it.
If I demand peace, it leaves.
If I demand it speaks, it will speak lightly.
If I say to come to Me, it slowly and gracefully crawls to My feet.
ONLY under Me will it have meaning, and become My canvas.
Is it willing to submit in total humbleness, and devote your selfless self to Me?
If so, read, study, speak lightly, but in detail, even though tarnished show Me you can strive to please.
In doing so just pray that I see there is a tiny shine under that tarnished outside.
I will polish it to My perfection at My whim.
I will do everything at My whim.
I am not here to serve pictures, sessions, or fetish to those just seeking perversions.
I will do anything I want, and will give pictures, sessions, and whatever I want at My own whim.
If it does so wish to lay at My feet.
Then try to raise My brow in all My glory, so it may have a chance to be crushed and brought up as Mine.
For only I can only provide it with what it seeks deeply.

So crawl to me humbly scum and pray for My time. If granted it may undergo various tasks to earn My trust. Just remember ONLY under Me will true potential shine and become My work of art. Only then will it have any value to this world.
4/20/2016 2:46:23 PM
Just got home not too long ago. Woke up this morning and hit the floor running. Now finally settling down listening to Amberlin-Feel Good Drag and Greenday's song Brain Stew while I sit here thinking of what I want to do next.
4/18/2016 7:25:10 PM
I love hearing the cuffs tighten around those wrists, and the sound of My whip slowly smacking across those flabby cheeks. When down on its knees it looks at My feet because it doesn't deserve to see Me smile. Why must I enjoy tormenting the useless so much? I will tell you weak minded inferior boys this. Because it makes Me tick. The pain in those helpless little eyes let's Me know My pets are in their place. Also they must always grovel, and remember they are nothing more than mere possessions. I understand they are easily breakable, but remember this boys are easily replaceable. So I fear nothing, whilst they fear losing My attention. Losing My interest is easy for it must be humble, and consistent to please such a devilishly twisted beautifully twisted Woman such as Myself. I am perfection at it's finest, and no boys words can break Me. I will break down My boys, but I will build them up, and they will be nothing more than boys or aspiring sissies beneath Me. I am the strength in each one of you, and without Me you will be nothing more than a mere nat to the world. No purpose, and no light without fighting through My dark dungeon. So surrender to Me boys, bodies, minds, souls, wallets, and everything. I will not harm Mine, but what breaks you down CAN and WILL build you to be a better submissive. At My feet, and loyalty, honesty, and communication will make even the sharpest lash of My whip feel like sweet love in those pathetic little eyes. Lay at My feet like the good little bitches you boys seek to become.

Miss EM
4/18/2016 5:51:30 PM
For those degenerate pigs who feel like spoiling a real Woman start here:

http://amzn.com/w/L0E1VY2AYCS9

My amazon wishlist is full of goodies; no need to harp for information piggies.
Anyone is granted permission to send offerings, and odds are if you do I may just glace your way pathetic losers.

Have fun I am a very busy Lady so make it worth My while boys & sissies.
4/18/2016 9:55:31 AM
Do NOT be shy boys and girls read My profile and follow accordingly in hopes that My twisted beautiful mind and body will crush you into euphoria under Me. you have no hopes and dreams, but that of what I create for you. So don't hesitate to lay at My feet, but introduce accordingly and pray that you will be accepted. My process to own is not easy, because I know what I want. When you offer yourself to Me be selfless, be humble, and most of all be open at anything mentally and emotionally.
4/18/2016 9:33:01 AM
Only worked a few hours this morning. Just relaxing and going with the flow for the rest of the day. Come kneel at My feet with offerings bitches. I had a wonderful session last night, love hand cuffs. Oh and a new cage ordered for another useless penis.

4/18/2016 1:44:51 AM
Headed to bed here in a minute pathetic filthy pets and degenerates. Feel free to lay offerings at My feet while gone US amazon sourtwist@outlook.com

Just leave a message and I will try to get back to you, but after all the anticipation of waiting for Me to respond should be enough to test how patient and humble a submissive really is.

Beautiful Twisted Nightmares~Miss EM
4/17/2016 4:54:06 PM
Had a wonderful day with a couple boys. Nothing makes Me smile more than a trying to hold back tears from pain while I laugh at pathetic souls. Love time with My boys. Well, now it is time to finally relax. Slippers and PJs for this Goddess. Message if you dare bitch boys.
4/17/2016 7:02:29 AM
Morning minions, losers, degenerates, sluts, sissy bitches, stupid bitches and all of you lost helpless souls. I am awake it is Sunday morning, and I expect you boys to put up a good fight today. My last free day before that grind we call work. So kneel to the Goddess in all her glory, worship her in every way, and beg forgiveness for being a disgusting piece of shit born into this world of beautiful women. Bring offerings. I like My wallet and My hands full while stuffing useless asses. Time for some coffee and you boys better try hard to impress ME today...
4/17/2016 12:14:57 AM
Sleeping do not disturb, but US Amazon Gift cards are always welcome go follow My Twitter @EuphoricMistres < yes it is without the second s. email and tribute options pinned there. Off to bed. Talk to you lowly loser scum bags when I have time.

Aim to please and you will never be disappointed; if you aim to receive as a submissive you will always be let down!

Beautiful Twisted Nightmares
4/16/2016 7:21:51 PM
Tons of messages today. I do hope you scumbags realize I am only one Domme, and can only respond to ones who address My wishes in My profile info to My standards. If you did just sit tight I will get to you some day. Just keep in mind My views on Findom as a Femdom are not necessarily bad. So let's just talk; maybe I will give you My point of view. Give in to the Goddess.

4/16/2016 6:30:46 AM
I just woke up. Starting My coffee. I wonder what the day en-tolls for Me. Although I control many of the aspects of My life. I do go with the flow. How about I just relax for the time being, and seek entertainment from useless souls before I have to get to work.

I will try to add entries here as much as possible for My minions to follow My days, but as a busy woman do not expect them like clock work. I am on My own time, but you can be on My time too if you see things the way I do. 

Point of view number one!
1. I have to work for a living so My time for boys who wish to grovel beneith Me is limited. If My boys or boys who wish to have My attention and time bring offerings respectively, I may be able to step away from My busy life. A Domme who seeks to be worshiped, but has little to no time for nonsense from worthless losers. I have a couple regulars that know how I work. Money upfront on dates agreed to, and that frees up some of My time so that I can look forward to spending time with these boys.

I also have real time chores for real time boys, but until I approve them worthy- because I am picky as ever- they are required to tribute as such too.

So do you dare cross My path? I have a busy day read My profile, and reply respectively.

Miss EM

stephanie0319
 
 Age: 22
 Adelaide, Australia