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teach59
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Please read my profile.
Stupid(!) messages from people who obviously didn't will get deleted.
Very stupid ones will have their sender blocked.
Yes, this is harsh, but you can't imagine how many mails I get on here.
Profile updated: 01/13/11
I am a 19 year old woman from Germany who just started studying theoretical linguistics in Frankfurt (Germany). You can write to me in English, Spanish and of course German – I am currently and very slowly learning català and euskera, if you speak one of these languages: I'd love to practice! But as I said, I'm learning slowly, so let's just try that in a few months :p
As I am in a relationship (vanilla), I am not interested in any kind of slave (online or real) or in meeting someone. At least not immediately, if we get to know each other well on here and I like you, we can maybe meet up for coffee. I love coffee. Maybe you ask yourself now: "No slaves, no meeting? What the hell do you want then?" – well, that is easy, even though many people just don't get it. I'm just looking for people to talk to, be it about BDSM or anything else. That's why I put "Friends only" in the "actively seeking" box. I also checked "submissive men" because I'd be interested in talking to them, but nothing more. I also got many messages that said "I'm x years old, do you still want to talk to me?" – why not? I don't care about how old you are. If you're old enough to grasp the concept of "Friends only", it'll be perfectly fine for me.
What more can I tell you about me. I am not a pro domme and I won't even take your money/presents if you offer them to me. And I really don't like watching you masturbate in video chat. Most of the times it's really disgusting, especially when I'm not prepared for that sight. It's also important that you know that I don't have any experience as a domme so far. In general, I'd rather call myself a sadist as inflicting pain and getting to see the "results" does much more for me than giving orders. I'm not into anything too extreme though. I also used to be a sub, tried it for a few weeks and decided it's not what I'm looking for. And no, I don't want to make any better experiences with any of you.
In the earlier version of my profile I used to list my non-BDSM interests first, but as I'm writing about the topic right now I will just put the BDSM stuff here. Remember, no experience so far! This is merely a list of things I'd like to try: Blindfolds, Bondage, "Breast play", CBT, Cages, Collars, Eye Contact Restrictions, Ass Play, Begging, Tickling and as I said, many kinds of pain. This list is probably not complete, just a few things i could think of. Just as the next list, the "Things I don't want to hear about ever": Fire play, Medical play, CDs (I don't hate CDs or TVs. I just don't find it appealing.), Diapers, Electrical Play, Foot Worship (I REALLY hate feet.), Gas Masks, Hoods, Hypnosis, Knife Play, Masks, Needle Play, Public,...
As I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world – I mean, I'm kind of young and have vivid imagination – I also like to fantasize about certain men (I'll never have them, though. But a girl can dream AND OH YES I DO.). If you already looked into my journal, you may have noticed that a lot of squeeeing currently is over the sexiness that is Matthew Gray Gubler. His fuckability level is over 9000. He is well dressed even though most of the time he looks like a huge fucking hipster, but he can take me to Starbucks to hang out with our iPhones twittering about facebook anytime (I don't hate hipsters either, btw.). And I'd switch for that man.. but first, I'd try to break him LOL. Next up would be Joseph Gordon-Levitt, whose awesomeness was just recently discovered by overdosing on 500 Days of Summer and Inception. He's one hot fucker in a suit. I also like Alessandro Cortini (ex-synth player of Nine Inch Nails). He has the bestest accent ever. I like Italians. I like men that still look good with long, weird hair. And them geeks. And David Tennant as Doctor Who combines two of my biggest fetishes: suits & glasses. Unfortunately, they got a replacement for him :(. Gale Harold was sexy in Queer as Folk. I like male homosexuality :D esp. with hot guys involved. And, someone you very probably don't know: Alex Reed, member of Pittsburgh goth band ThouShaltNot. He looks so innocent I want to corrupt him. Please let me. Thanks. All of the above have nice voices, too. Theyd probably all sound good screaming in pain, yes?
Now, let's go to the last part: non-BDSM interests. I like reading (in English and Spanish), I really like Lorca's plays. I enjoy good movies (mostly movies nobody knows, and yes, that is very hipster but I also like OMG MAINSTREAM MOVIES). I don't own a TV, by the way. When it comes to music, I like Industrial, Ska, Punk, Rock and Electronica. My iTunes is a mix of weird shit. And my life basically is linguistics, I love learning new language and traveling to foreign countries to get to speak them.
You may have noticed that there is no longer a secret word to add to your messages. I found out that having one doesn't change much, so I'll just be a lot bitchy when it comes to messages.
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Do you remember your coming down, forced to take sides?
Your taunted charm and your broken smile touched me unexpectedly.
So long, so long you've waited in line; Desire is a gift in life.
So long, so long you've left and arrived; It's time for you to stay a while.
If you chose life you know what the fear is like.
If you welcome addiction: his is your kingdom.
Your fight for power, for memories answers and signs
Will bring you through the dark to light clear and redefined
Too long, too long I waste for the emotionally sucking life.
Too long, too long you waste and right: it's time for you recognize:
If you chose life you know what the fear is like.
If you welcome addiction: this is your kingdom. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2v6rXs5J9M
And I say, Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up |
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My avatar is the biggest hipster around. |
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Reading a book on Sociolinguistics (some of it), watching some Criminal Minds, rocking out to The Faint, watching some more, having coffee and pretzel sticks and chocolate – my plan for the night. Anyone join me :))? (you see how doing logic homework is not part of my plan!?) |
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Today, I feel like absolute crap.
Still sick from having bad milk + awful cold. And I miss my hometown. Of course, Frankfurt is motherfucking Frankfurt, but... BT is BT! |
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Finally got herself Nightmare of You's album Infomaniac. I need to write an epic chapter on my fucked up taste in music for my profile. |
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Today is a good day. The Faint's "Blank-Wave Arcade" turned out to be "acid freak out music". And Crystal Castles is a band that just makes YOURSELF feel fucking awesome by just listening to them. I mean, I listen to them and suddenly feel like 200% more awesome (yes, that is possible).
EDIT: The Faint makes you feel 500% more awesome. |
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Monday again. Still haven't even looked at Logic or Catalan. I am looking forward to huge amounts of cheap ass university coffee before class. |
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I still need Gube to read me some linguistics stuff. If my morphology texts were in English.. :( (ok, then I'd read them myself. English > German.) Oh, and I'd still switch for that man. I can't explain why. MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S SO INCREDIBLY HAWT AND I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM INTO MY BED. |
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Every time I go to the edit journal thing and see my haunted hotdog photo mentioning post... My day gets 300% better. |
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I've slept like shit the last three nights :(. |
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Today, I love life even more. I spent 80 Euros on clothes. Had an awesome nap. Having coffee at this very moment. |
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Going to Starbucks for a huge ass coffee, then to McDonalds for a menu (food and a huge ass coke) = caffeine overload. Yes, I lived very unhealthy today, but so would you if you lived off bread for a week due to lack of money. If you want to talk to me, I'ma be here until tomorrow, I assume. I'm still hungry for more caffeine. Mhm. Also, for Criminal Minds. Will satisfy this hunger now. :3 I love life.
Edit: Only managed to watch one episode. Caff crash. I'ma sleep forever. |
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Waking up, going on Facebook and seeing a photo of Matthew Gray Gubler as a haunted hot dog (yes, this is for real and I am not making this up) somehow tells me that life is awesome. |
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I could write a fucking book on my Gubler-fantasies OM NOM NOM. No one would read it, though. OM NOM NOM NOM. |
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BLASTING NINE INCH NAILS
THROUGH MY HEADPHONES WOOOOOOO~~~
NOW SABREPULSE
I LIKE HOW MY ITUNES LIBRARY IS FULL OF STUFF |
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Fuckableness. Best word I ever invented ever. EVER. |
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Uni started. I am busy as fuck. WHY. Isn't first week of first semester supposed to be somewhat quiet? Fucking morphology guy putting 17 (34) pages of shit online for us to read until Monday. It's not even interesting even though I laaaaaaahve morpho. Gah. Oh, and català.
There's only one thing now. MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER. HOW CAN JUST A NAME BE SO SEXY. GAH. Need this http://i56.tinypic.com/2jc8qgw.jpg + a grande caramel macchiato. In my bed. Read me morphology, you sexy bitch! |
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Oxford Introductions to Language Study: Pragmatics. |
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I like how it turned out that the only thing I "live for" is Coffee Shops. |
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I'm in a bitchy mood today. Don't be surprised if you get blocked. Need more coffee. And Gubler. Please?
http://i54.tinypic.com/30clmq0.jpg Thanks. |
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This world needs more Gubler. OM NOM NOM. |
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The Apple Pages / MS Word / whatever spellcheck feature exists FOR A REASON. Learn to use it. |
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I really like the amount of messages I got in the brief period in which my profile only said "I'll write up something new for you" - saying: "I read your profile and I think I am what you are looking for." |
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No internet until Friday. Please don't spam so much. |
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Accepting messages again. |
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I will not accept new messages for an hour or two. I'm going to read the old ones and reply to the interesting ones. And I think I'm going to delete a few messages:
- all the messages with poor spelling (unless the sender has a good excuse - but I don't think 90% of the men here are dyslexic). Spelling errors happen in a chat, but not in a message, sorry.
- and all the ones from people who obviously have not read my profile (it says "friends only", doesn't it?).
Etami.
PD: An alle Deutschen, die staendig fragen: BT steht fuer Bayreuth - das ist eine Stadt in Oberfranken (Nordbayern). Euer Freund Google haette euch da sicher weiterhelfan koennen! |
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