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I have an unexpected desire to spank a girl wearing an evening gown, something elegant and sparkly.
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I'm about as socially liberal as you can get but I think we have lost some things from the 1950s, namely it should still be acceptable for business men to drink martinis at lunch.
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The fact that this product exists amuses me: http://gizmodo.com/5100794/whac+a+butt-our-job-here-is-done Needs to use a paddle though.
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Am I the only one that finds the large "Featured photo" ads in the middle of everyone's page incredibly distracting? I keep thinking that they are a part of the profile.
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Just got a new cane which for some reason reminds me of this delightful Newsradio exchange:
DAVE: Oh ... Well, if there's nothing wrong with your leg, then ... uh why
the cane?
BILL: Wha?
DAVE: The cane. The walking stick.
BILL: Oh, you mean my cane! Yeah, I picked it up at an antique store
during lunch. They say she's over a hundred years old, hand carved
mahogany with a [taps cane] solid brass tip. What's wrong Dave, don't you
like my cane?
DAVE: Again Bill, why do you _have_ a cane?
BILL: [To Catherine] You like my cane, don't you Catherine?
CATH: It's a cane, Bill. Who cares.
BILL: You see, it's like the old saying, "Everybody loves a cane"
DAVE: No, Bill. I think the old saying is "Everybody loves a clown."
Which is what you look like with that thing.
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Anybody in the mood to gamble for their freedom? I'm in one of those moods.
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Lately I've been thinking on the topic of lines as a punishment. The childish writing of the same sentence over and overs seems genuinely unpleasent and it should deter a sub from trying to get punished just because she wants to play. In fact the opposite is true because the dominant effectively has her out of his hair for a while. So it seems like a good way to punish someone who is rudely trying to draw attention to herself. Of course their might be some subs that enjoy lines but I imagine the task could always be made less pleasent.
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