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I've been getting a lot of emails so I need to put this down. Not trying to be a hag, but I can save some time for all of us. I'm not seeking couples, online relationships/cyber, not looking for someone older than my parents, not seeking a sugar daddy, and no I don't want your money to get naked. I won't reply to you without a picture, unless you can make me laugh really really hard. If you don't want to use complete sentences in your first email, then don't bother. At least in the first message lol.
I'm someone who appreciates manners. I'm a very facetious person, but I know there is a time and a place for it. I'm a very polite person and been raised better than being rude to anyone. If you're kind and polite and they're still a jerk, that just means they're a jerk lol. All relationships and friendships require a lot of patience. I would like to find the person I want to be patient for the rest of my life with. Accepting people for the weird people they're requires a lot of it. People don't need to have all the same interests and do everything together at every minute. At least for me I think people should be able to do their own hobbies alone if they don't share them.
My hobbies include: Cooking, guitar, writing, fishing, hunting, and laughing
I love spoil people with food and affection. Entertaining is always fun. I write a lot. I have tubs of writing from over the years. I love fishing and hunting, but usually only get to do it when I go back home to Kansas. Laughing and humor is always a must. I enjoy the hell out of stand-up comedy. My favorite comedians being Richard Jeni and Rodney Carrington. I love horror movies. Love isn't a strong enough word for it. I listen to classic country or rock. I will listen to just about anything though. Depends on who is in my truck lol. I love sport. I promise myself never to date anyone who doesn't ever again. hehe
Humor is very important to me. I can be very facetious at times and it can be taken as mean if someone doesn't understand my humor. I love to laugh. I mean even when things are going wrong in my life I like to say "I will laugh later". Almost every time I do.
The kinky side... I have a bit of a medical fetish. Never acted on it, but would love to try it. I love making someone feel good. I enjoy ass play, hair pulling, being tied up, and love love love being choked lol. I can get into more detail about it when you email me.
Thanks a bunch
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