Okay, so I guess the world is holding its collective breath! (Can you feel the sarcasm?!?)

About me – professional, somewhat intelligent (I can tie my own shoes) advanced degree ( lot of time on my hands) – and, did I mention self effacing? If you had to look that word up, please look elsewhere. I am by no means conceited, but I like someone that I can carry on a conversation with at a somewhat intelligent level. Don’t get me wrong, nonsense and gibberish are fun but only after we have established that both of us are capable of both critical thinking and intelligent discourse. I can be the goofiest person you will ever meet! Still curious? Well, I am not a brat – love to be trained and all the good stuff, but I insist on getting to know someone before I disclose fully – or hell, even tell you my real name. I am in this to find someone real, so I have a low tolerance for oddballs that are only looking for something online. While that can be fun – at this stage it’s not my thing. So, if you would like to know more about me, I would love the same! My bark is really all I have – not much of a bite, really J