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I really should write some stuff here, I feel. I've been going through all these lovely, well-worded profiles, and found mine, to be thoroughly inadequate. So here goes. "An Attempt To Explain Myself".
I'm male. Arrogant. Derisive. Intolerant. Complicated. Acerbic. Caustic. Aloof. At times, misanthropic. Rapacious. Hedonistic. Standoffish. Socially incorrect. Unscrupulous. Unpredictable. Paradoxical. Flippant, when I'm not being abrasive. Shallow. Verbose.
Hmm. No wonder I hadn't tried filling in this portion, earlier on. It's too fucking unflattering, when I'm being honest.
Regardless, if you've read thus far, and are still reading this, let me just say: you sick, twisted, perverse little puppy, you. :)
And while we're on the subject of "you", let's clarify what I expect of you. Essentially, you should be intelligent, articulate, witty, wise, warm, self-assured, have a tinge of the feisty to you coupled with a strong will, and be endowed with a bit of a capricious streak; that has nothing to with being bratty, churlish, juvenile, or childish. You should be able to bring gravitas to our interaction when required, and be able to laugh loud when the occasion warrants it. Oh, yeah...right. Big tits, please.
So...stridently-emotional princesses (of either gender); please stay away. Dominas who fancy themselves as "cruel, merciless, highly experienced, yadda yadda"; please join the princesses. Clearly, I am NOT "Daddy Dom" material; so may I wish all success to those lovely little darlings who're striving to find a replacement for some bizarre parental void that has manifested itself in their lives. If you're a switch, looking to sissify the random self-acclaimed top, please be warned: find some other gravelly-voiced, lantern-jawed, flinty-eyed, barrel-chested "dominant" who'll keel over at the first whiff of pussy. Oh, yeah...before I forget...owned slaves and submissives. I'm sure you're very open and explorative, and your Lord/Master/Squire/Sire is VERY appreciative of you fucking outside of your collar; but please take a hike. I'm sure you and "Daddy" are resourceful enough to find someone willing to pander to your whims and needs, elsewhere.
Finally, the picture. Yes. It's me. No, you may not hump my boot, unless you fucking beg for it. So there.
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