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I suck at writing about myself so my kinky friend volunteered to write my profile for me...
"First of all, thanks to all who sent my good friend emails already. This proved my point that it doesn't take much to get her a LOT of attention and it also helps her learn how to sort the wheat from the chaff. The cut and paste jobs will not get a response nor will short emails that consist of a greeting and nothing else. We understand "it is a Numbers game" but she is so much more than a number and therefore worth a few decent paragraphs.
If you looked at her profile and saw what she is looking for, it says "friends" and nothing more. She is NEW which I know is the equivalent to throwing chum into shark infested waters here. This is not an open invitation to become a 24/7 slave, an online fap buddy nor webcam for your pleasure.
She is fit, smart as a whip and easy on the eyes. She is extremely picky and shy, clean and drug/alcohol free. She is a newly single mom, gainfully employed and NOT looking for a Sugar Daddy nor a LT relationship. She is tough, fiercely independent and sexually frustrated after enduring my slutty kinky stories. She is dipping her toe in the water, thinking about getting out more (hint!) and I hope to get her out in the community at classes and munches etc. in the meantime, I wanted to show her just how many desperate fucks are out there and how easy it will be for her to get laid once she sets her mind to it. She already has about 50+ offers from total strangers (yikes) so she's good to go... What I really want to see are guys (or couples as she is open that way) that are intelligent and well mannered, people who will help her learn and not take advantage of her greenness. Trolls and cheating marrieds need not apply.
She has limited kinky experience but is open minded and after hearing my adventures and doing some reading, she is excited to see what might work in real life.
Oh and for the smart ones who at least looked it up, I picked the name for her because she really likes to get into other people's heads and vice versa. Kind of an anatomy geek joke we share. Bonus points to those who got the double entendre. We like word play and cunning linguists!
Thank you and please be kind. Or I will hunt you down and try some of my more sadistic mind fucks on you if you try to hurt my friend.
Peace Love and Bobby Sherman."
Blushing here but there it is... For now. Updates as my journey unfolds.
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