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| “Hello, never find it easy to talk about myself “
Which of course is a lie designed to catch you off guard. I love to gloat about myself, I believe I am superior to everybody and my version of paranoia is one everybody should live by because I know better than anybody.
“& as my original profile got wiped I thought I'd write this based on primarily what others have said about me”.
“He’s a timewaster, he’s in a relationship with another woman but is crawling around a bdsm internet site pretending to be single to waste your time. He is happy to cheat on the other woman and choses women so pathetic they put up with him cheating on them, he wants to relocate and run of with you while his “woman” is at home doing the dinner one day so no, the moral highground he doesn’t have. He suffers from paranoia and is extremely judgmental believing himself to be some sort of cult leader which probably points to him being a sociopath. He also describes himself as a “dom” and yet has an extremely fragile “dom” ego, so he’ll mail you and then run of using the block button so you can’t reply, because his ego is so fragile. That is what others say about me.
“*Open minded, professional, honest & giving straightforward male*”.
Another of my lies, I am the most closed minded person you will meet. I won’t meet anybody and then I will write long judgmental memos about how this makes me more superior than you. Professional I obviously am not, just look at the grammar and spelling in this short profile alone. Honest I am not either, I have written this memo to make me look single, indeed I am happy to cheat on my partner, lie to her and you, because I am in a relationship, only I don’t tell you that here, I am here to waste your time and pretend to be single, so as you can see, honest is one thing I very definetly am not.
“*Say it as it is & expect the same from others*”
I do say it but I don’t expect the same from others. I have lied in my profile and pretend these are the things people say about me, they don’t, I’ve never met anybody for them to say about it, and also if I think you might “say it as it is” I will be blocking you and running away so I don’t hear it. In other words, I can give it out but I sure as hell can’t take it and my fragile dom ego will be blocking you to ensure I give it to you but you can’t take it from me.
“* ........why not be upfront about everything?*”
Well I should know. I am the one hiding the fact that I am in a relationship from you here, and I am the one thats going to block you if I think you might catch on to me being a timewaster so I am well qualified to know why .
“* Good sense of humour & have a very strong set offerings which have always stood me in good stead. I know what & who I am & look for the same in the lady in my life*”.
I actually don’t have a sense of humour, in its place I have more than enough judgments for anybody. Of course I am in a long term relationship with a lady in my life, but by putting that here I’m hoping you’ll let me wind you up on here for a long time with the chance of meeting me for some casual sex behind her back.
“*I've always enjoyed my Dominance*”
I’m so dom that my ego is so fragile, although I will write and judge you if I think you might judge me I will block you because I am so fragile I don’t want you to have the right to reply.
“*My life is like most others*”
On here. It’s the same as all men who are actually in a relationship but crawling around a second rate bdsm site looking for a wank before bed or to string you along. I have nothing to offer as I am in a relationship but like most others on here I won’t tell you that and hope to have a good go at winding you up.
“* I've much to give & share with the one that switches me on*”.
I hope you spotted that, I’ve carefully wedded it in there because I didn’t want to be too honest. I am not dominant at all which explains my fragile male ego, I am in fact a switch.
“*I'm genuine & upfront in everything about me & expect the same in others*”
This lie could make you laugh, I am so genuine I am in a relationship but on here pretending I am looking for someone and so desperate I will relocate and leave her at home after I’ve cheated on here. I don’t really expect the same from others, i want you to be honest and put up with me being a player while I crow over you because cheating on my partner makes me think I have the moral highground over you.
In essence, I am a twat. I put that I am willing to relocate because after spending my life in Leicester I have nothing to lose and no roots here. I am in a relationship but willing to run out on here if you will have me, so that should tell you all you need to know about my morals. As long as you don’t cotton on to that we’ll be fine. I will write and tell you everything about you that I don’t like, but if I think you might do the same, contrary to my false promises in this profile, I’ll be blocking you, my fragile ego can not take it.
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