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| About me? I wrote a story about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes!
THE DUDE ABIDES!
I'm 30. I still feel like I'm 19. Occasionally, I act 9. I've got one of those career things. It's the best job in the world (other than being a pro baseball player or pro golfer).
I like the idea of being well groomed. Not in a pretty-boy kinda way, either. I like a fresh cut and shave from the barber shop. I'm actually really in to shaving. I have a couple cut throat (straight) razors and a couple safety DE razors. Complete with the badger brush, bowl and soap. It's all about the nostalgia of it. I like my clothes dry cleaned because I get a nice crisp press. "Every girl's crazy about a sharp dress man."
I'm a baseball nut. I umpire at the college level. I actually still play in an adult league. It keeps me young.
I like my whisky and whiskey. There is a difference between the two. Learn what it is. I'm not too much of a drinker though. When I do, there's nothing better than a single-malt scotch.
I'm not a Republican. I'm not a Democrat. I'm not a Liberal. I'm not a Conservative. I'm a fucking American.
Why am I on here? Well, I'm like you. I think there's a lot more to sex than putting the "p" in the "v." I don't list fetishes. That's more of a you'll learn it if we get to know each other.
Okay, that's all for now. Please, feel free to drop in and say hi. I'm nice. I'll accept anyone. Guy or girl. I don't discriminate. Also, please...lose the internet egos. Just because I friend request you doesn't mean I want to fuck you. I'm also not gonna send you a message begging for you to be my friend. Not gonna happen. Get over yourself.
Lastly, for those of you who put that privacy disclaimer on your profiles. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled time and time again that the internet is a public place, therefor you have no reasonable expectation of privacy. Even if your profile is set to private. That means there is so such thing as legal action for people using your information, pictures, etc. Read a book every once in a while.
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