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Single NON-smokers please.
Arf !
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'Dawg here.
(After two days with the Dude *and the cat* in a car and a hotel room, it appears that we have moved to a smaller house with better weather and with * **lots of cool and sunny places to PEE !!! Wheeeee!!** *)
(Got humor?)
My birth year was the oldest one that would allow us to select.
You are free to think of me as ageless.
Dude, on the other hand, is ancient.
We do NOT define as "kinksters".
"IS" stands for InterSpecies;* **No, no, no, do NOT think Rick Santorum 'man on dog' InterSpecies! Euuuuu, that is NOT why we are here!* **
It's no longer about sex for me anyway; I have been fixed for several years now.
You won't see me too much in the real world because Dude insists that I accompany him.
The way that has been working out is that we finally get to where we are going and it ends up that he has to leave me in the car because (1) there are already dogs there (and it is *their* turf, after all), or (2) insert the "No Dawgs allowed" excuse-de'jour here.
Sheesh, talk about discrimination ...
Now ... I'm fine for an hour or two car ride, but when we get to where we are going, it's usually too hot for me to wait in the car and he usually can not park close enough to comfortably keep an eye on me.
We like to keep an eye on one another; You see, I am a border collie (I was *bred* to watch and react to my Master and to movement 'n' stuff) and he is a dude (and you know how *they* are).
Plus, personally speaking, even though I have been fixed, it sure would be nice to socialize and perhaps meet a suitable ** *bitch* ** once in a while... but that has not been happening where we have been going.
For those reasons and others (Dude's a boomer, 20th Century old school "hopeless romantic", he can't seem to respond to invitations before the venue is 'sold out'... what? Sold out? Waiting list? Huh ? we'd never heard of such a thing before moving here), events are and most likely will be few and far between for the both of us.
You won't see me too much of us in this cyber world either because typing is a real pain in the tail for me (unlike most of you, I do *not* have opposable thumbs) and Dude has his own legitimate issues with typing. He'd rather talk person to person (as opposed to "person to group") anyway.
*shrugs* "person to person"... I know; vewwy stwange huh?
Should you write, one of us will make an effort to get back to you.
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Our primary photo has been removed. It was in the style of the "Continental Spectator personals" photos where the eyes were blocked out in an effort to be more anonymous. Dude and I are very 'old school.'
It was cute, really it was.
If you like what you read here then send a standard email address and we'll send you a copy, if you ask nicely.
Anyway... some never 'got it' asking "Why are your eyes blocked out?"
Answer: Duhh, don't you know how talk gets around the kennels?
So we replaced it with a photo of me ('Dawg typing - try to keep up!) posing as a naked slave in a collar, to fit with what most everyone reading here might expect.
Dude deleted that photo on 9/12/11 - because someone whose opinion Dude trusts saw this profile as potentially referring to bestiality... given that it is on a site of this nature and given that people do not *read* the text of profiles.
I can appreciate why the person didn't want to add us to their "Friends" list as they would be seen as guilty through association (never mind that we are NOT into bestiality, but whatever) and they have their own reputation to watch out for.
Then someone we met (and instantly respected) shook his head and said said *WTF?* ... which had always been our thought.
So the photo is back for now anyway. For good measure, we'll post one in advance of the upcoming Holiday.
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Respectfully,
'Dawg (yes, it's my scene name but you'll learn my real name when we meet)
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The Dawg of DudeAndDawg
"Never make a priority of someone who sees you as an option."
"No matter where you go, there you are!"
"If you don't know where you're going any road will take you there." (George Harrison)
"Hey enough with the typing already, I gotta PEE!"
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Dude here.
SS&C for over a decade.
Real time only: I don't do syburrr nor extensive typing well. The Medium should not be the message.
Questions ? Ask :)
Sincerely,
The Dude of DudeAndDawg
"The Journey Is The Reward" (book title, Steve Jobs)
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