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| I can take anything a domme could throw at me. Why? Not only am I made of metal but I too p*ssed to feel anything!
However, I am unable to participate in water sports because of issues of rust. Sorry about that.
I used to work in television as an extra until modern day special effects (C.G.I.) meant they didn't need me anymore. Defence cuts means there ain't much in the way of conquering the universe either.
Then I tried my hand as an entertainer at children's parties. But I got sick of having a cream cake stuck of my eye piece and being shoved down the stairway into the basement. One day I finally lost my rag and vapourised some of the little sods! Now I'm back on the dole again.
There all sorts of barriers stopping a dalek like me finding work - chiefly stair cases.
Continues to moan, moan, moan........
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