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Proctology confuses me....
now it is a worthy field fighting dangerous and nasty cancers, this is not in doubt
but who in medicine decides that they want to concentrate on the poopy hole?
And normally if some guy was going to shove to fingers up there, I'd at LEAST want dinner and a movie first....
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I love the Stories behind screen nicknames, Mine comes from my old fencing days when I used to be called Mr Neon Sign for my uncanny ability to Telegraph blows. Well as I got my Doctorate I thought it only fair to update so Dr Neon Sign was more likely till North Tyneside Council tried to get me to fix their broken signs. so Dr Neon was more logical.
I doubt that my imagination would quite meet with the fact behind your screen name. I'm the guy who heard smothered chicken from a menu and had images of a farmer chasing it around the coop with a pillow. |
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I'm starting to wonder how many of the 'girls' on here are actually bitter jilted ex's somehow thinking that making their ex a profile on here would hurt. |
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Whenever you order something online you never really get what you think you're ordering
shoes, games, clothes, brides....... |
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I meet my new Canadian Husband in 3 months time.....sooo excited. Of Course he thinks I'm a 24 year old Blond Aussie Fitness Instructor called Annalise. He's gonna get a suprise when I jump out at the airport.
He did say on the personal ad he was looking for a sense of humour..... |
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Is it Wrong that I've just watched my fair lady and thought that film would have been much shorter and much more fun if he'd beaten ellocution into her....
The rayne is Spay....ZZZZZZap....Damn you 'enry 'iggins.
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I want to be the head of the 'I hate people' chapter...because I think that humanity while capable of such wonder and beauty are monsters one and all....
only when we realise we're not really all that special do I think people will actually start being special. |
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Repeat after me.... A bully is not a Dom, A bully is not a Dom.
A sub is not a doormat or punchbag, A sub is not a doormat or punchbag. |
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Sometimes I feel like my life is a moth being drawn to a candle flame and all I can do is watch..... I think I secretly like watching the world burn |
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Bill Hicks.....you rock
Goatboy says, let me tie your hands to the headboard, throw your legs over my sholders and wear you like a feed bag..... |
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I sometimes wonder if a blanket bombing of 'hey baby, how you doin' would be a lot more efficient then trying to be witty and charming
wierd thing on the bus today. Altercation between driver and driver and hubby of other vehicles....
she claims we hit her,... this was a double decker if we'd hit her at the speed we were going it would have been messy..
So Hubby driver driver out of cab and starts giving him a good lacing....
foolishly enough when after piling in to stop the fight, I suggest exchanging insurance details, they do.... I wonder how long it will take the police to find them.
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I finally think I've lost my mind.... it has turned to grey porridge.
I was seriously stumped as to why a Lesbian sub was unsuitable for me.....
Luckily I worked it out in time.... |
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What I'm having a hard time getting is why people who want just a friendship want a photo too
why is how we look a barr to friendship?
I really don't understand that at all...... |
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Copied from a friend
Dearest Reader
you may wonder why I went from Dom to sub overnight....well it comes from a session of play. I was playing with an utterly appalling sub who was devoid of any grace or finesse, but was criticising my use of the crop and lash...
I was growing tired of her pathetic moaning about how I was doing it wrong, so I handed the floggers and was screaming at her 'YOU HIT ME THEN, GO ON, DO IT, SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.' which shocked her into doing precisely that....
she wailed away ineffectually for minutes as out of rage I yelled 'HARDER, MORE, HARDER....'
I suddenly had an epiphany... I was enjoying the lashes far more then giving them so my friend the moral of the story is this
Sub wants strict mistress...know any?
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A friend of mine has just broken up with a real dick of a guy with the same name as me so she sent him a vengence mail. well she THOUGHT it was him. I've learned She's really really good at riding cowboy style during sex |
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I really don't know what some peoples' major malfunction is. I've been swapping war-stories over the past few days and found that people are being utter monsters as Doms. Ego and insecurity ruling their actions not a good firm handle on the sanity and self-control rudder
If nothing else I now know the kinds of Dom i deffinately DON'T want to be.
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okay I admit it, I'm confused. Why am I getting lots of profile on my search list for women looking for women. I'm clearly not what they want.
I'm also a tad miffed at those people out there who say no, I don't want a romantic realtionship but that's ALL they want. I think I'm quite clear.
from day 1 i've tried to be the honnest and up front good guy about this, but apparently when I say I don't want anything romantic....apparently that means I do. |
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Sometimes I hate being right..... but when you are...it can be like pulling off a sticking plaster (band aid for our US cousins). Sometimes you just have toi take the bull by the horns and do what is right and to hell with the flak....
sometimes whats right hurts everyone...a little...now rather then a lot more later compounded by the lie.....
No more Mr Reasonable..... time for boot up the derriere time I think....crush underfoot all who really get my goat.
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I think that my newly updated honest profile is only fair.... Afterall a liar is week. |
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I have grown to dislike juries..... they can really spoil a good case by not listening, understanding or going on 'gut instinct'
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This will be mainaly random musings
I must buy a pair of decent leather glvoes...I've wanted a pair for a while. Riding gloves would be a good investment since they're designed to improve one's grip on a crop, but few of them are the full hand gloves I think would go well with a suit.
I saw a pair of black bikers gloves which were to big to be practical....
I think if i can find a pair of shooting gloves in black like I saw today, then i'll have what I want.
Also my Chanson (french for song) arrived to day.... A cat-o-nine (actually i count about 12) tails made from small but hefty chain links. It's a vicious peice of kit, but as it's designed for smashing through renaissance pikemen not corrective methods it would probably maul rather then discipline.... |
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