To those of you whom feel the need to ask to be my slave, please read the following:

No you cannot be my slave.  You know nothing about me other than what little I have put on this profile.  Someone who thinks so little about their own safety and well-being that they would try to become someone's slave, without any knowledge of them, is not someone I want around me.

Showing no regard for your own safety means you don't hold yourself as having value.  Giving something with no value to someone doesn't show them that you value them, it shows the exact opposite.  Any "Master" or other such dominant that would accept someone in such a large capacity without any knowledge of them is hopefully someone that you would stay away from.

Here's hoping you figure that out, for your own sake and safety.  Watch less porn and get out into an actual community.  It'll only do you good.