Today's Sunday Funnies

CM needs to add these lovely drop down boxes to their search filter:

I am a:

a. Guy posing as a girl.

b. Woman/man looking for a relationship but not past the chatt screen.

c. paysite (financial Dom/DOMME)

d. Lifestyler with as much knowledge as what I see on (T.V./Youtube/Back of cereal box)

e. Ten year old prankster

f. Severely obese looking for Male/Female in shape.

g. Top thats actually is a bottom/bottom that really is a Top

I love this quote!

"" A fake submissive complains about misspellings, A real submissive corrects them, and sends them back to the writer "" - Anonymous

Tip #1094 For Dominants

If a Submissive/slave contacts you saying they want you to be there "insert title here" and are actually from your area, but/or stuck in another state because of " Insert excuse here ". Once they get the " insert amount of Cash " they ask for you to send to " insert location here " then they will drive to you and be your sub/slave forever.

If you believe them, because there is a 0.091% chance that they are telling the truth,

Then:

Tell them that you are wiring the money to a private investigator at " insert town location that they are in " and all they have to do is show up with an ID to claim it. Once the private investigator matches the photo (you have from them) and name ( they gave you) of the person, they get the travel money ( and yes for $60 to $120 dollars a P.I. can do this for you ). If their ( insert communication device ) Goes dead, no longer responds, is suddenly offended and stops talking to you.......... Well you have your answer.

If they pass this particular process, your chances of having your very own submissive/slave  increases about 25%.

....... and knowing is half the battle - GI Joe

( I hope you all had a good chuckle as I had writing this funny, but acurate tidbit of logic ) 

Its rather suprising the amount of journal personal stories or journals from Submissives that are actually erotic stories pulled off the internet. As a writer, I have a program that checks for Plagiarism. For fun I used it on some journal entries I read from subs claiming the stories were personal experience or things their Doms did to them that day. I sampled 10 entries. 6 of them showed in part or whole as erotic stories located on the internet. Maybe I just sampled a bad patch of fakes, realistically, I doubt it.

Dom Male profiles with a Female pic ? ------ I dont get it..........

This Profile is from Sexykitty1

I laughed so hard after reading her profile, I actually had a tear in my eye.....

Hello Master or Mistress, Am your obedient slave waiting to serve and adore you...yours to slice, maim, use, fuck, expose, torture, hypnotize, beat, rape, and generally abused as you see fit. I will write to you and ask to serve, if you write back I promise to send a reply back, one liners as I know you will love it and adore my lack of response. I will beg to serve, but as soon as I see someone cuter, or sexier, or a bigger better deal, I will completely blow you off. I will send you fake pictures I promise. I will block you or quit writing if you ask for my phone number...or ask for a picture. All men I see you coming... Your just so evil..how dare you want sex...you should be eunuchs at least ... How dare you have sexual desires..for shame. Please do make me pregnant then have it be my owner. God please I beg you to let me sleep in the barn, paint my body with spots and call me a cow..please...pretty please...I don't want a life..not really..make me a cow. I need money...lots of it.. Please send some from your money tree growing in the back yard. I can hardly wait to serve....maybe I will have you all send info and pick an owners name from a hat,, I will then bless you by showing up at your door...just don't hold your breath too long... I will pick my owner in a couple hours.. So hurry..you might miss out. Okay all for now. Love you!! Kisses from your sexy kitty

I may never find an actual submissive on this site, but I can honestly say, I can guarentee that I will find entertainment.

Sometimes it takes a health crisis to make you stop and evaluate how you do things and interprete them. I have been struggling with such a crisis for the last 3 weeks and will have to endure for another two weeks. Luckily, this is a fixable situation but consistant pain gives you a No B.S. attitude towards reality. Since I had extra time at home, I have spent more time online and on this site. I have reaffirmed my stance that most subbmissives on here at the very least have no intention of actually meeting a Dominant. At the very worst, want to use this site to toy people along or a platform to talk about themselves or things they have done, but never actually have. The Ironic thing is that the only Submissives who have actually been "real" or straightforward with their intentions have been those peddling books, toys, or Paid Cam time. Dont get me wrong, there are a few actual people looking for partners here but they are small diamonds in a sea of crap. If you have the patience, you will find one. If you want better odds that will not take several years, I suggest you all go to munches or actual events.

11/15/10
For those of you who are searching for another in the lifestyle, I strongly recommend that you go to your local munches. If their is an event in which you can participate, Volunteer for clean up and or tear down. Be active in online discussions if typing away on your computer is your thing. This way you can get an idea as to how things are set up in a dungeun and you get to meet actual people intrested in the lifestyle face to face. Searching online should only be one tool in your toybag of searches to find your partner.