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DomMeinCT

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Reader's Digest version to save folks time who don't like reading long profiles: I'm not seeking a dominant partner. People have various reasons for being here on Collarme, and my profile clarifies that, so read it for more details.

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Now, on to the longer version...

If I've viewed your profile, please unbunch your knickers, take a deep breath, and RELAX. I KNOW you're not looking for a 50+ year old short, fat, married submissive woman. So...what WAS I doing viewing your profile? Two most likely reasons: 1. I probably clicked on it after reading something interesting you posted on the Message Boards and wanted to know more about the person behind the words. I'm nosy curious that way. Or, 2. I clicked on it to read your entire interesting profile (you can't possibly be unhappy that someone took the time to read what you took time to write, right?).

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Friends welcomed. Let's be clear that it's as simple as friends = the common meaning of "friends", NOT friends = acting like a friend until you can weasel in an attempt to engage in sexual conversation. Honest intent when you're a friend is just as important as honesty when you're looking for a submissive partner.

Short, fat, married*, blue-eyed, short-haired brunette, intelligent, well-read, educated, sense of humor, curious, honest, full of opinions and still a good listener, interested in the world around me and in learning from those who know more.

*Yes, he knows. No, he doesn't participate.

No, I don't cyber. Ever. More power to you if that's your bent, but I think it's like talking about good wine instead of drinking it.

If you're married, why don't you just put it out there up front in your profile? When exactly are you going to bring up that vital fact with the potential partners you contact? Do you think beginning a relationship with someone under false pretenses bodes well for the future (when she finds out the truth)?

I am normally quite polite, expect the same from others, and respond to most emails promptly. BUT, if you're going to opportunistically see me logged on and simply type "Hello", you've no reason to get pissed off if I respond back with only "Hello" as well. Remember: THIS IS THE INTERNET and no one owes you a thing (nor should you expect it....that way you're never disappointed). I may be submissive here, but I don't put up with bullshit in the rest of my life and certainly won't from a complete stranger. Before you hit "Send", ask yourself: Would I approach a woman in any other venue the way I'm approaching her here on CS? I do not chat on CS or Yahoo or anywhere else with strangers, just as I only use CS Mail and don't share my personal email address with those I don't know. No, you're not the exception. No, I'm not kidding. :)

If your profile is blank (filling out the checklist doesn't count) or you have failed to read my profile first (hey - I spent time here writing it so you could get an idea of who you're contacting). I'm unlikely to converse with you. If you are unwilling to write a few coherent, meaningful words about yourself, that's your choice; my choice is not to engage with people who don't demonstrate a little personal effort. Your profile is a short "ad" and an excellent way to get an initial flavor for how you see yourself, and how much care you take in presenting yourself to others.

Well, if you're read this far, I'll also share that I am a voracious reader, news junky, solid cook, happy sci-fi and fantasy geek, leader, like gay (male) porn/erotica and slash fanfiction (look it up), am opinionated and love a good discussion (NOT argument), employed in a professional job, a responsible citizen and volunteer, sensualist (never pain-seeking or desiring of humiliation) and an adult. I don't waste my time or emotions on others who don't in turn act like adults (I reserve the right to be snarky to authors of immature messages....I get to have fun once in a while, don't I?!) I respect others who have their life together and don't lie from the start hoping to disclose the truth later (hello, married men, if you're wondering why you don't get any responses, don't you realize it may be because using the word "discreet" in your profile = "I'm cheating on my wife, and can't be trusted with you either?"), are intelligent from any number of experiences (am not an education snob, and value others with life experiences), fun, animal lover, and caring.

And for crying out loud, do you like women? Or are you just some frustrated loser who comes here anonymously hoping to be abusive to others. Grow up, or go back and play computer games in your mother's basement instead. :)

Be well,
~ DMinCT

P.S. That cute little animal? It's called a "mouse lemur", and I think I'm a bit cuter, though not as fuzzy.

P.P.S. Messages that are received saying "tell me about yourself" are GUARANTEED to receive a snarky answer. WTF....after 900+ words in this profile, what more do you want? Be specific! *laughs*

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5/14/2013 8:56:38 PM

Whispers of Love
By Jalaluddin Rumi
Translated by Kabir Helminski

Lover whispers to my ear,
"Better to be a prey than a hunter.
Make yourself My fool.
Stop trying to be the sun and become a speck!
Dwell at My door and be homeless.
Don't pretend to be a candle, be a moth,
so you may taste the savor of Life
and know the power hidden in serving."


1/22/2013 6:40:24 AM

A record four profiles this morning with pictures of the dominant guy in their kitchen/bathroom/living room and the background is an utter shambles/pigsty.

 

If you don't have most aspects of your life in some semblance of order (and that includes your living space), you may find it hard for others to trust you if you are surrounded by a pigsty.  


1/16/2013 2:59:40 PM

Hey you. 
Yes, you. You with the cock pic in your profile.
Want to see something funny?  Open a window with a picture of your cock.
Now go back and find other cock shots being used in CM profiles.

 

What do you see?
That's right - YOUR DICK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER DICK ON THE INTERNET.

 

And you know what women think when they see you portraying yourself using your cock on your profile?
"What a dick!" 

 

To a stranger, your dick is nothing special. (Yes, I know I know...it's awfully special to you.)

What IS special (perhaps) is YOU. How are you going to show the people you seek that you're special - how can you distinguish yourself from the rest here? - because it sure isn't going to happen sticking your dick out in a picture.

 


2/7/2012 4:30:26 PM

Hilarious profile of the week:

It's not your bear hand, it's your BARE hand.

....unless you're a fucking bear, that is (or a furry).


2/2/2012 11:00:04 AM

 

It may feel good to whine and moan about the fakes in your profile, or threaten all the Nigerian scammers who have contacted you in the past, BUT:

- The scammers don't give a cr@p

about your response to them; they've already moved on to the next guy who might fall for them.

- The only people you should care about reading your profile are the women you seek.

Some advice:  Don't use your profile as a place to get out your frustrations.  It makes you look like an easily-frustrated child.  Do you want to look like that to the very women you're trying to impress and get their attention?

Also, get rid of that silly disclaimer that no one should steal your content or there will be legal ramifications. You took it off of another profile and thought it would "protect" you somehow, but it won't. 


12/6/2011 8:36:20 AM

 

Just a thought, but if your username contains "crazy" in it, or any other word that would potentially describe you as unstable, that might be a reason you're not getting any responses from anyone but scammers.  I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that most women - no matter how wild a partner they seek - are not seeking anyone unstable and/or unsafe.

So no, "MasterCrazyPants" is not a good idea for a username.  LOL


10/14/2011 7:49:19 AM

Oh dear, do you REALLY want to put this in your profile (I swear it's true):

     A woman that understands that an average sized organ can still deliver pleasure. 

Isn't that something you can discuss after you get to know her a bit?


10/12/2011 11:20:01 AM

A woman looking at your profile is not a declaration that she's ready to be your submissive partner.

 

Sometimes looking at a profile is just looking at a profile.  ;)


5/6/2011 7:28:04 AM

 

It's confirmed!

Friday is definitely take-the-day-off-take-closeup-pics-of-my-dick-and-post-them-on-a-BDSM-website-day.

I never get tired of laughing over the internet.  :)

Happy Friday, man-who-puts-his-dick-on-the-internet-because-he-thinks-that-attracts-women!


3/4/2011 2:25:05 PM

 

Sorry (and I'm not so sorry....it's just a figure of speech), but I don't have an iota of desire or need to be masochistic nor humiliated.  It's all about the sensual and submission here for me.

So even if I was looking for a dominant partner, trying to convince me that I fit what you desire and need when it doesn't meet any of my needs and desires means that relationship-wise, you're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole (as it were).  *laughs*

Finding the right one where your needs and desires converge is pretty damn important.


1/6/2011 11:09:34 AM

You know what?  I don't think that the picture of the woman bound and gagged that you're fucking in your profile has the effect you want it to have on the women you seek...

 

All sorts of questions run through my head....

...Your profile says you're single; who is that woman?  You don't explain it in the profile.

...If it's your ex-submissive, did she consent to having her picture on Collar Me, for you to use to find another submissive?

...Do you think that a picture of you fucking a woman in your profile gives you domly credibility?

...Do you thing that a picture of you fucking a woman in your profile is an attractant rather than a deterrent?

It might just be me.  LOL


10/6/2010 8:24:06 PM
If ur a 47yo mn, n u cnt tek teh tym to rite owt yr nt, u cnt btch wen sum1 tlls u ur imatoor.

nah mean?


9/26/2010 8:07:22 PM
Just pondering....

If you're looking for the perfect submissive/slave,

Are you the perfect dominant/master?

Hmmmmmm

9/20/2010 7:18:33 PM
You know what?

If someone tells you that you have a creepy profile, you most likely DO have a creepy profile.

Perhaps you should believe her.

It's not whether YOU like your profile, it's whether others are attracted to it.

Creepy does NOT equal attractive.  Believe it, brother.  :)

8/11/2010 4:27:57 PM
It's a mouse lemur.

Yes, it's sticking its tongue out at you.  :)

7/2/2010 8:28:28 PM

Reality is always funnier than fiction....I couldn't make this stuff up.

If you choose to post a picture of yourself, take a good hard look at the background of the pic.  Are you standing in a dirty public bathroom (saw three of those tonight)?  ECHHHH.

Are you standing in your own filthy bathroom, surrounded by shredded towels and personal debris?  Two of those tonight too.  (And ironically, he's looking for a slave, ostensibly to clean up his sty because he can't take care of himself.)


3/27/2010 8:32:55 PM


EXCELLENT work, West Virginia, beating Kentucky.

First time in 50+ years they've made it to the Final Four.

(Yes, yes, yes, I do root for Big East teams once UConn isn't involved.  lol)


3/10/2010 9:25:40 PM

Somewhat-crabby but honest advice about usernames:

If you're going to choose a username that pays homage to a famous location, medieval figure, mythical hero, etc. and you don't spell the name right, you look silly before anyone even reads another word.

Google is your friend, bad speller, and a username is forever here.  :) 


2/25/2010 3:31:15 PM
Oh come on, you can't possibly be an expert in ALL of those things, now can you?

That is, unless you're the 20-year veteran Quality Control Manager at the whip/wax/rope/latex/rubber/flogger factory.

*laughs*

2/6/2010 11:37:22 AM

Oh, so funny:  Guy misspells "perfect" in his profile (as in "I'm looking for a perfect slave").

You gotta be able to spell it, if you want it, Mister.

2/3/2010 8:19:05 PM

Lesson #2:  Noun vs. Verb

Dominant = Noun or adjective

Dominate = Verb

Don't understand the difference between a noun and a verb?  Let's use them each in a sentence then, shall we?

WRONG:  I am an experienced dominate. 

RIGHT:  He is an experienced dominant.  (Noun)

RIGHT:  The dominant (noun) dominates (verb) his submissive whenever he can.

RIGHT:  He showed early signs of dominant behavior. (Adjective)

There, was that so hard?

:)


1/31/2010 6:29:10 PM

Okay gentlemen (and I say that word in its most broad, inclusive context), let's get a few things clarified on how to at least approach the right type of woman on CM:

1.  What is the COLOR of their USERNAME?

- Dominant women are RED
- Submissive women are PINK

This should be your first clue, and unless you are red-pink colorblind, should not be too difficult a task to distinguish.

2.  Just because a username LOOKS like a dominant name, SEE STEP #1

For example, "DomMeinCT" should be read as "Dom Me in Cee Tee".  See?  It rhymes AND is a play on words.  Clever, no?  Just because it begins with a capital letter (What, you thought that submissive women never capitalized anything?  Who told you that?!) or has the letters "dom" in it doesn't mean I'm dominant.*

3.  READ your victim's....ehrrr...prospective dominant's/submissive's ENTIRE PROFILE.  That's right, CLICK the button that says "View Sender's Profile" and it will magically tell you much that you may be wondering about this intriguing woman.  And did you know that if you don't click that button, she'll know?

This concludes Lesson #1.  Tomorrow (or whenever I'm next feeling feisty), we'll move on to Lesson #2:  Writing complete sentences and avoiding chatspeak (aka, "You are WAY TOO OLD to be writing in chatspeak, Mister!")


*Although a few more emails from submissive men who can't read MIGHT give me cause to dip a toe into the switch pond, just so I can enjoy the fantasy of cropping their unreading asses.  :)


1/3/2010 8:15:57 PM

What you do thunders above your head so loudly, I cannot hear the words you speak

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think about that for a little while.  :)


12/10/2009 9:27:37 PM
Fun Irony Alert: 
New dom profile that insists upon "perfect" slave, yet has 4 typos, incorrect punctuation, and grammar errors.

10/9/2009 8:23:44 PM

What a way to celebrate Friday!  I received my first-ever unsolicited cock-shot with an offer a woman would be a fool to turn down...

....but then I thought about it for a bit, and remembered you can make anything look bigger with Photoshop.

*laughs*


8/23/2009 10:03:41 PM
Today made it very hard to be a Mets fan (hey, SOMEBODY has to be one!) after what happened....but holy shit, an unassisted triple play is amazing.

3/13/2009 6:08:43 AM

Oh UConn, how can you manage to survive SIX overtimes, be up by SIX POINTS TWICE, and yet STILL LOSE?!  *headdesk*

Still, it was worth staying up until 1:20 am and watching a 4-hour basketball game.  :)


8/29/2008 9:34:40 PM

Profile suggestion:  Unless you're going for the irony/humor angle, it's probably best not to claim "intelligence" twice when describing yourself, yet misspell eight words in one's profile. 

(Assistance:  Since CM doesn't offer a spell check feature, simply cut and paste the language into Word, run grammar and spell checks, correct any errors, then paste the corrected version back into CM.)


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