It has come to my attention that I need to specify that if you support the buffoon who is currently occupying the White House, you should NOT contact me.
I am offering select submissives an opportunity to serve me. I will consider those who have any of the following skills: housework, interior painting, exterior painting, landscaping, carpentry, and general fix-it know-how. If you are interested in this
service you must respond to this profile detailing your skills and experience. If you have a pick-up, mention it. If you have tools, mention that. State whether or not you have references and what times and days you have available. If you have skills not mentioned in the list above and feel they could be useful to me, include them with your reply.
I will personally interview those who make it through the initial screening. This is the most important part of the selection process and I advise all to give careful thought as to how you can impress me when you appear before me. If you are selected, you must consent to submitting to a naked inspection. This inspection will take some time so plan accordingly. If you make the final cut, you can expect to do your tasks while wearing embellishments of my choosing. Those of you who need extra incentive to be diligent and thorough can expect corporal encouragement. If more than one submissive is chosen to serve me, I expect each of you to play well with others.
When you are selected you will be given instructions on how to address me and how to comport yourself in my presence. If I find someone who especially pleases me, he may be allowed to serve me in a more personal manner. However, do not set your hopes too high; personal service is reserved for the submissive who is hard-working, talented, and has that something special. Who knows? You could be him.
