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subguy172
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| Quite simply I seek honesty care and love. I want to meet someone I can look up to - a man who is a dominant male with a strong intellect and a need for an equal if opposite partner. Trust kindness and kink - not interested in true sadists who cannot function unless they are causing misery. I'm a good woman who happens to need a good man. Is that You? Honestly?
If every activity on your profile is followed by (Expert) please pass me by.
If you can't laugh at yourself I shall have to do it for you. Not because I'm bratty, but because a sense of humour is probably the surest indicator of intelligence. X
Isn't there a normal man who doesn't think he's Napoleon Bonaparte on this site ?
As a sapiophile I'm not bothered by looks. You on the other hand might be, and I'm not a beauty but I do have nice eyes hair and my bod is pretty good.
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I posted a rather judgemental little piece yesterday about my dislike of bad grammar.
I was rewarded by an insight - from an intelligent dyslexic - into how rude it was to judge people with word-blindness. I apologise unreservedly - I too have certain disabilities of a worse sort. Intellectual snobbery, a propensity to laugh at anything and everything, a laziness in changing myself.
So. Yes. Spelling and grammar are not always the yardstick one should use to judge one's fellow man/woman. Consider me whipped.
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The novel Fifty Shades of Grey has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts...
Fifty Sheds Of Grey. BUY IT!!!
We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
She stood before me, trembling in my shed. 'I'm yours for the night,' she gasped, 'You can do whatever you want with me.' So I took her to McDonalds.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.
Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains, and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.
'Put on this rubber suit and mask,' I instructed, calmly. 'Mmmm, kinky!' she purred. 'Yes,' I said, 'You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.'
'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.
'Harder!' she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. 'Harder!' 'Okay,' I said. 'What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?'
I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
'Are you sure you can take the pain?' she demanded, brandishing stilettos. 'I think so,' I gulped. 'Here we go, then,' she said, and showed me the receipt.
'Hurt me!' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. 'Very well,' I replied. 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.'.
'Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously,' she said, gently massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OPqV4ipyMsg&feature=kp
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I'm inventive, creative, educated, intelligent and kind. My gentle nature does not impede my application of discipline when such activities are called for. Perfect!
He's 72 from New York - all the way to the top!
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To anyone who wants a little chuckle I donate today's sunshine
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A gentleman who had not read my profile, and who had Expertise at all 32 of his activities decided that since I had no interest in him, I was up for insult. Apparently I'm better suited to a vanilla site. I'm better suited to a less Expert gentleman, I think. Or at least one who acknowledges that he is not Expert of Everything. |
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| Age: 38 |
| Western Wa,
Washington |
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