There are many a moment where I have the off-handed pleasure of browsing through profiles here and there on CM, and I find that I have refrain myself in such harsh manners from simply breaking down and messaging each questionable profile screaming, "FAKE! FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! FAKITY FAKE FAKEEEEEEEE!!!"

It's a good thing that I have patience, and that I would be above such triflings.

I'm not saying I'm an intellect snob, but improper use of your/you're has been known to kill my hard-on...

Sexy = Proper Grammar

It's my birthday today.  Naughty gifts are now being accepted!

Can you convince me to believe in you...?

Compartmentalizing is perfectly fine and rational.  However, being an open individual with someone whom you're possibly seeking to be intimate with may just be a more rewarding end.

Ladies, a small piece of insight.  When a man says that he has met so many fake women here on CM it typically means two things. 

1) That he's a sucker for the international webcam bots / south african horny girls hoping for them to fly them over and take them away from their oh so hard life

Or

2) They lack the style and creativity to actually woo a girl like yourself into a charming evening of fun. 

Either way, it's not a good sign.

Let's be honest, if you come on CM, start to get to know someone and then openly say that you neither A) Have a working cell phone, or B) Have a Facebook what-so-ever, you're really just here as an online persona.

I'm not asking for much, and I'm not asking for it right away.  Just prove that you're here to be real.