| Just a couple of small points before I start....
If you have a blank or 2 line profile, believe in sky fairies, read horoscopes or are a vegetarian it is unlikely that we shall be compatible ....sorry (each to their own and all that)
I don't want a slave nor I do I wish to be one !!!! If you want someone to call you Sir/master/Madame or anything similar then look elsewhere as I have no intention of fanning your inflated opinion of yourself
I'M A TS AND IF THAT'S A PROBLEM IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE.... OK ??....HEY YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONTACT ME DO YOU..... (sorry about the caps but some seem to miss this point xxx I'm still cute though he he he)
I'm honest and so I expect you to be as well !!!
(ok I'll stop ranting now and get on with it )
oooo just read that back and it makes me seem like a right hard bint when I'm a warm and gentle softy in reality
I'm 5'-8" tall with long brunette hair (well actually it's black at the moment) I have a great figure and fab legs (go on girl sell yerself), I have a wonderful sense of humour bordering on the insane....ok so I'm not drop dead pretty but you can't have everything and let's face it, get real I'm hardly the sort of person you're going to take home to meet your Mum and Dad am I. But I am though well educated and very bright (rather posh actually) and I wont embarrass you in front of your friends....providing you leave me outside.....oh and I smell nice too
I'm not into the heavy stuff i.e. the overtly cruel and sadistic things (but each to their own of course) I'm merely an otk sort of girl and mainly submissive with a penchant for being spanked (but see foot note.)
Would love a long term thing but I have to be realistic so anyone (within reason) is welcome here, guys or girls, (yes I'm Bi) I'm not sad, lonely or desperate, I'm single,live alone in a nice home and can accomodate so no complications there then eh?.... ooooo how cool am I
Oh in case you missed it above I'm a TS (Transexual/Transgenderd)
I am also very very very discreet
Time wasters please just pass me by I'm serious about this "little quirk" of mine.
I'm not interested if you are one of the strip 'em off and flog 'em brigade, each to their own but it's not for me (I'm much more subtle)
Oh I like drunks ...'Cos they think I look good
......So what are you waiting for? come smack me !! ...do you actually need an excuse to do it after reading all this lol ??
Odd bits about me:
Fave flowers, white Lilies
Fave chocs, Dark
Fave perfume; Chanel.... although my perfume "of intent" is Ralph Laurens Glamorous.....ooooo yeah
Tele; I don't watch tele .......got rid of the box for the brain dead yonks ago
I read a fair bit
I'm a non smoker (but ok if you smoke in moderation)
I hate wine snobs ...but like the odd glass myself
I find petrol heads and golfers a total bore (sorry chaps)
I Enjoy the theatre and restaurants but I don't like curry
Oh and I'm a professional musician (work)
I also make jewellery (cheap tat really but it's pretty)which I sell at craft fairs and such when I get the time
I'd rather talk to a real person than have some kind of long drawn out cyber chat which inevitably ends up going nowhere, so an exchange of phone numbers is appreciated sooner rather than later
As a foot note: I do have a very, very, very lesser Domme side to me but I have no desire to switch with the same person as it makes no sense to me, however I am happy to take a sort of amateur Domme role with girls and guys but never shall the two roles mix so take your choice !!! and I'm not looking to be anybodys mistress. Oh and no point in asking me about bondage I have trouble tying my own shoelaces.
I'm not out and about on “The Scene” so you probably won't see me at the clubs etc. But never say never, I'm a very private person and prefer to play on the quiet and I keep myself very much to myself but that's not to say that I'm not fun
I'm happy to exchange phone numbers (landline and/or mobile) and I'm up for chatting on yahoo etc. but I'm fed up with married or otherwise people who disappear mid chat because their other half has just walked into the room or whatever, If you come to chat ... then chat ok, and a comment/grunt every 10 mins is not chatting !!!!
I am not afraid of death.... it is death that should be afraid of me !!
Willing to Relocate