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If i look at your profile then it means 1 of a couple of things
1) you've looked at mine so i'm seeing if theres a connection
2) something on your profile caught my attention
3) you had some great pics so wanted to see if the rest matched
most of the time i don't write to such profiles due to the fact i don't know if they're local and i've got a firm belief that you can't get to know someone till you've looked them in the eye.
sometimes you maybe local but a general location of UK means you could be on 1 of the small islands miles away and not accesseble to me so i wouldn't message you
if you like my profile and want to know more feel free to ask but please make the questions a bit more speciffic my profile already gives the broad strokes |
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I've come to the conclusion that majority of women in the UK need to learn about bra sizes as they obviously have no clue
latest disaster was a a lass saying she was 32 d cup which was obviously false unless d-cups are only slighltly larger than pancakes these days
so my conclusion to how women in this country buy bra's is they buy the biggest cupsize to the smallest strapsize that they can get away with. (and they wonder why they have support problems ) the strap is NOT sposed to cut in the flesh or leave indent marks
now when breasts arn't involved the average dress size for a 36 inch bra strap is around a size 12-41
so any woman that can't even remotely fit into that dress size guess what your bra straps are way to small which means your breast's are nowhere near as big as you were hoping
so please ladies do your self a favour get properly measured for a bra you'll find the support a lot better on your back if not a little devistating to your ego
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Just love all the female profiles that end out as a couple searching are they that stupid that they don't understand the difference between a couple and a single profile or are they just using the female as bait in a scam :|
either way i'd say that we get all the couples off of single profiles and put them where they belong in couple profiles
to those of you in a partnership but are searching outsideyour other half's circle aka looking for friendship on your ownwhere the other half isn't necessarily involved then i don't mind you being in the singles profiles
but if your looking as a couple for others then get 2 couples profiles 1 for him 1 for her if you like the chatrooms but at least be honest enoguh in searching as a couple from the getgo with the right profile status |
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well i've been on collarme for a we while
so lets take alook at the choices of women i seem to have
theres women who may be genuinely real but want only my money
theres women who are most assuredly fake that awant me for my money
theres a plethera of lesbians that don't want anything to do with males what so ever
but still want their money
and finally the real women whom i actually know from other sites and we just colide into chatting on here for some insane reason lol but i doubt they'd say no to some money either lol
conclusion if your not a woman you better be fecking rich to get sommat from on here
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Why do so many female dominant's from America like my profile's unless of course i bring out the total slutty subbie in them. If thats the case i invite em to message me and offer to swim the pond to bathe in my glorious presence :| and service my every desire and pleasure :O |
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wow when lesbians are sposed to be a minority in the world they sure do seem to dominate this scene it seems about 8 out of 10 new female profiles are lesbian
now thats gotta get some tingling sensations going, my spider sences are going ape shit so i doth wonder if they are at all real
i know lesbians in RL and they are plesent to talk to and actually quite fun to be with most don't even hate men infact some are my best mates so why wold they refuse to talk to a male unless they fear being caught out hmmmm curioser and curioser
i'm guessing the TG's and CD's are coming out in force |
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ok are all the bdsm couples so insecure of themselves of finding a subby to 'join them' that they have to advertise through their submissive in the singles column
hell there is a couples profile choice and you can make to profiles both couples 1 for dominant 1 foor submissive
at least its more honest
i mean really even if your profile says owned/owner off
you've blatantley lied already to us by suggesting you are a single so which is the truth?
also all you have to do is update your profile and click on the couple to change your profile so it cant be cos you can't be bothered
which then intends an ulterior motive and there by a way of deciet and thats not the way to start a bdsm relationship is it when trust is neccessary |
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if you charge for your time you are a pro it is not financial domination please mistresses understand this and stop wasting time
financial domination is where you have control of anothers money but it still remains theirs
as soon as you take it as your own either for tribute or services it becomes pro and then your just like a whore selling your time to another ( oops i bet i offended many with that statement)
and by selling a service you are infact subjugating your needs for anothers hmmmm role reversal there
so please stop all the bollocks and at least be honest |
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Whats in a name
I see profile nicks saying worthless so a) why would anyone pick you and if they do shouldn't you be greatful they have? i mean you are worthless after all so you can't really be picky now cos thats giving yourself worth
sluts well sluts will sleep with anyone so again how can you discriminate between looks
i suggest people put some thought into nics as they don't really understand that some people will look at it and take it literally |
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now heres a question for the masses, has anyone ever heard of 'master parry slaving trainining organization in Nottingham'.
If so firstly i suggest they let the master know he needs to teach his slaves how to speaka de english as man they suck at it n not in a good way
i mean so far i think i've seen about 10 slaves come out of his chool in last couple months all slightly dif in profiles but all having a lot of kink.com pics hmmmmmm i wonder
i mean i've ever only heard of 1 real full fledged bondage school and thats in germany
i know a few part time events and some part time play schools but the way they talk of this thing it is a full time in your face school
i guess it'll cost 10k or more for any of the slaves from there payable to master perry does anyone know ? lol if they're fre send me 1 pmsl |
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for those of you who've left the site why keep on logging in to advertise where you gone just do as your profile states and leave dont keep coming back just to plug i mean at least be true to your convictions |
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wonders when single women turned into couples nearly every single woman on this site is looking for a partner to play withtheir Dom/me i mean wtf theres a couples area for that crap why inundate the singles area as well
I'm getting to the stage where i wish it was reportable for the abuse of a single's profile.
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Well i wonder just how cynical i am getting these days
cos when ever i see a pic of a stunning woman as a single profile my thoughts are immidiately she's a fake
i figure i'm right at least 99% of the time to
mainly cos they either can't spell or use all capitals lol
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Getting a tad annoyed at all this single women who when you read their profile are looking for peeps to play with their partner as well.
there is a couples profile option for this so at least be honest from the start i mean if you have to lie with just your profile status what else arn't you telling.
If your in a couple but looking to make friends on your own or play outside of your said interaction as a single then i understand the positioning.
so please people stop wasting our time
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The new fad is rather amusing a warning that states that taking the profile is illegal :|
well honestly there are many things wrong with it and impossible to actually control or do anything about
firstly how much time are you going to spend looking for your own profile over the net . Hell firstly if they change your name you'd have to go on content and pictures alone
so that in its self makes it impossible to regulate.
2. how exactly are you going to tell who it is its the internet very few people use their own name and with wireless and hackers impossible to pinpoint someone.
3. if you do pinpoint them then if they're in a different country how exactly are you going to enact proceedings.
4. have you had said statement and your profile overseen by a JP (justice of the peace) if not with all the faceless pics out there its impossible to actually prove that the profile is actually yours and there for the actualy warning you put on there is false as it hasn't been legally overseen by a witness (oopsies)
in the end with nearly 200 countries in the world thats a load of different legal systems to contend with and you have to go there or have a reprisentative go there on your behalf and press charges in the end its going to cost you far more than you'll get from it so its just a load of hot air in the end and detracts from your actual profile
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hmmmmm
1 has to wonder if the single couples put their profiles up like they do cos they know their woman has more chance of pulling in others than the guy pulling the strings
single females should be single if your looking for a bit on the side with no involvement from your other half then i can understand it but really if your ordered to or you have discussed finding a playpartner/permanent extra at least have the balls to be honest and do it in a couple's profile
hell you can even change your own settings so you don't even have to make a new profile it just changes your status
If you can't tell the truth at the start with something that simple then god knows what other lies may come about and in this seen since the majority is illegal trust is 1 of the most important and basic elements of a relationship
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ok what exactly is the difference between lifestyle and pro
I was under the illusion a pro did it for money
and a lifestyler does it for free
as I'm starting to see many lfestylers that don't do it for free i'm wondering where the line blured
all this tribute sounds like either scam or pro doming to me
Financial domination in a lifestyle sence to me well wouldn't that be taking the subs money and only letting them have it when they've been good or deserve it or when its your 'bday and be ware if htey don't get you a nice pressie the money is still the subs you just control what he gets and when
of course that sort of appeals to me controling someones finances controling another aspect of their life
Tribute domination well asking for tribute before a meet sounds like a scam personally and as for tribute during meets sounds like Pro Domination so i wonders where the line is for anyone else
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well where do we start of today
its my b'day soon 29th of nov so all checks and gifts will be accepted also i'll accept free offers of cam services but only through msn if you really insist lol
some males i just dun want to see at this time of year
though if you are a minx and a lil santa elf like to serve with a smile and have an oven where you'll invite me round for dinner (my oven is broke but i can/do cook) i'll gladely join you for spanking festivities.
i would start off with the cam girls who try to get you to join a site where you validate your credit card and then steal it to use online with fraudulent activities but I'm sure everyone is aware of them scams that are still today coming into your incoming male
so lets see
how about learning the country's lingo that your trying to attempt to tell people your from
yes its funny when i see profiles listing themselves as being frim the UK speaking in kilo's and cm's, they speak in pounds stones and feet, also if your born in the UK you'll have a decent sentance structure and t would look like its copied straight from a translation box
well i think that sume it up for now
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Ok i spose its time for the next rant
this one goes out to all those couples sellingyourself as a single lady
sure i admit i have the orientation of said ladies open mainly cos i can't choose bi and straight together its one other or all
but i have chosen ladies not couples
so why do i get so many profiles telling me your a couple looking for a 3rd ?
be honest tell everyone your a couple with your profile
if you can't be honest there who is going to belive you later on
damn
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wonders if i should start a weekly rant lol
just perviewing all my journals and they all seem rantish relevant but i guess idiots and cheaters bug me not sure why but 1 day i may find out.
For all you out there about to say my spelling and punctuation suck yes i do know this spelling was never my strong suit and i have a tendancy to ramble.
but just because my spelling isn't the best doen't mean i don't know what i'm talking about having a large spoken vocab.
So whats the rant going to be on today you all ask
I figured i might Rant on profile pics yes those that give first impressions
I've knowticed either theres been a huge influx of professional models come onto the sight that are also into bdsm or everyone has a professional photographer as a friend me personally i think i've had 1 mate into photography and that was very amutarish
and professional pics put me off i want to see the real you not some air brushed pic of what your not
Does it stop here no it doesn't lol it goes on
A picture tells a 1000 words they say so why on earth would a dominant show a pic in a more submissive pose its like my first thoughts when i see such pics are man you look like a cute sub i read the title and it says dominant and i just cant equate
of course then that usually screams scammer to me
Rant over i belive lol
have a nice day and be well
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Thought of the day
ultimate humilition for those that say there are really into the humiliation side of things
wouldn't that mean you'd be after the person totally opposite than that you prefer and have to serve them as your Dominant at all times
ie white surpemisists serving blacks and vice versa, straight serving gay and vice versa
how humiliating would it be for you to serve something that in the back of your mind isn't worthy of being served
now that is an intruiging thought lol
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wow how many lesbians are there ?
Not to be offensive to those that truely are
but in my experiance gay people are a minority so how the hell in an already minorty group do they become the majority ? i kid you not at least 50% of the profiles say lesbian no men like wtf.
it seems to me that most are men saying they're lesbian to chat up a woman and then go to said woman you must meat my master/sub first before we meet so i know your for real
I wonder what would happen if such a meet was arranged and the males from both parties showed up could be funny
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wow don't you love it when you find a profiles of supposed families that conflict with each other
the most absurd to date is from a guy named Rayjk
lets first take a look at how i found him, slutdaughter a new 18yo sub
recently come to collarme talks about wanting a sister (as she doesn't have one)and sub mommy
and is owned by this guy the same day another sub profile 24 yo slave4pervs also writes pretty much the same thing saying she would like a sub siter and mum ,hmmm something fishy there already so i take a look at said doms profile it says he has a sub mommy and is looking for sub daughters to join his loving familiy uh can't anyone get a story straight here ??
if your going to make up a convoluted story on weho's what when least you could do is get all your facts together and str8 and stop trying to big yourself up
and if your going to create another profile least you could do is back it up with what you've already said in your own lol
damn some people make it to easy to get caught out
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well i must laugh and my appologies to those of you who I'm sure will find this upsetting but please be real here
but for any person in the UK at least to put i am not into anything illegal then probtly say i'm into any activity that will leave a mark for more than 3 days either doesn't know the legal system or exactly what bdsm is
Most and i repeat MOST BDSM activities are illegal ABH is the usual clause under which it comes but some humiliation play can come onder sexual or racial abuse too.
Anyone who suggests that cos its consentual means its legal is also a little out of it you cannot under any circumstances agree to an illigal activity ignorance is not considered bliss as also concent does not stop it being illegal
So if your neighbour a devoutly moral person finds you beat your sub with a cane cos they get off on it can call the police report you and if said sub is found with marks lasting more than 3 days the government can prosocute ander ABH laws
there have been a few cases that have gone to the supreme EU courts to be over turned mostly in mariage casses under the clause of traditional branding but it had to go to the EU supreme courts for that effort
so in essence when your saying none of the illegal acts your more saying the morallay repugnant acts that are also coincidently illegal as well
Rant over
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I was looking online for the word slut something someone said perked my interest and found this entry and i believe it covers what most people consider a slut
so to all you 'sluts' out there can you truely live to this ideal ? or are you just using the word to attract someone ?
Quote'
A slut is a truly liberated woman. In my mind, to be a real slut, she
must be constantly looking for sex, and have sex with just about any
man. Most sluts I have known have had sex with several hundred men, and
do so without thought. They show off their bodies to attract men, and
then let it happen. If they have sex always on a first date, that's a
good start. If they have sex with 4 or more men in a week, that's good
too. But a real slut needs to have sex 5 or 6 times a week for many
years, and mostly with different men. 'Quote
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Ok i maybe wrong but I thought BDSM was about trust so why on earth do all these submissive women have their masters checking their emails don't the Dom/mes trust their subs or something ? Personally i find it a little insulting to the subs/slaves really its different if the sub/slave has asked their One to look at thier messages but the inference is that its not thier choice whch i belive is rather sad
ok rant over
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hmmmmmmm all these women asking for nice polite messages and so one sends polite messages to all its what i normally do and in there message they say will talk to anyone what happens well they read the message and ignore it contadicting their own profile.
well so far found Collarme full of fakes and liers so flame me but hey at least I'm honest
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Well after a long time on here i spose i better put a few thoughts down
a famous qoute says that 'a picture tells a story of a thousand words' its an intruiging notion and one i think some of the younger dommes should learn. I deliberately miss the capital out of Domme because the pictures i see of these very young been in the life style for years TRIBUTE mistresses all seem to have pics that i would call submissive its a contrast that i still try to understand if your a mistress why show a photo of yourself mostly naked hands on a wall backside out in a typical i want to be flogged pose.
And i wonder about these women who say i need tribute to know you are truely interested and not a time waster better way of doing it is get the sub to come to you meet in a public place for a coffee easy said those who stand you up you've lost some of your lunch break no big deal there really .
well this is looking more like a rant so i should stop here but for all those out there who are true be your selves and if your lucky your Dom/me may come along for all you fakes and tribute whores well enough said really
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ok i cant add a few of my interests into intrest section so I'll have to add them here I am into vampirism though i do it in apeculiar fashion compared to most . I am interested in the gorean lifestyle and would love any info apon that subject i am interested in learning knife play as it ties into my blood fetish and no i do not like seeing fountains of it but a nice drizel can be satisfying also interested in needle work |
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