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Fright pigs need not apply.
To those of you fat, semi-literate toads here only for online ego boost, who have recently hijacked this fine site, i'm not here for "a few extra pounds," smoking, wine-drinking cat lady who's married or separated, kids still in her life, who's apolitical, tattoed, eats meat and dairy, drinks bottled water, drives an SUV, takes the elevator instead of the stairs, has no poetry in her soul, and is looking for online titillation whilst she munches cookie dough. Someone who "loves to laugh" while taking candlelit walks on the beach.
"Fine dining," indeed. Verily, you'd had quite enough of that.
However, if you're the polar opposite of the above cliche i've been finding on this and other alleged bondage sites,
you and i'll cavort. This means you suffering sustained arousal as i see fit. If you can abide someone with big blue eyes, who doesn't have a 4WD pickup, Corvette, Harley or dick pix.
I've been in a long-term relationship with a wonderful woman who nonetheless drinks. I don't. I spent a year and a half trying to help her quit, to no avail. Be assured that i remain friends with her and most old paramours, if that's some indication of my character.
Sure now, 'twould be wonderful to find the vaunted "soulmate," but you and i've been around the block, along the boulevard, up the fire escape, even down some alleys, and are realists.
So, if you have a life, are not some dreary "bondage lifestyle" sort, perhaps read The New Yorker, are tired of television, are serious enough about your health to eat only a Drs. Neal Barnard/Joel Fuhrman/Bill Clinton vegan diet, are not the cliche Bay Area single professional woman who comes home every night and has glass after glass of wine,
but nonetheless thrill to being treated privately like a peasant accused of sorcery,
and live for literal hours of merciless teasing and clit-avoiding G-spot manipulation while tethered widely spreadeagled,
please respond.
Would dearly love to find a wench of my years, but the sad, hard truth is that most such women are fat, drink, unevolved, falling apart, have little energy without coffee. BTW, be there any women out there who are able to be mature, grounded adults without drinking coffee? Gawd, i detest caffeine. Sugar. Alcohol. Animal protein. Blech. Yuck. Ugh. Ptooey.
You want me to creatively torture the accused witch even as i worship the goddess, skip the toxins. Your body is a temple, a cathedral. If you don't respect yourself,
there be plenty of "doms" with their own self-hatred glad to treat you like a piece of meat.
Hear me: Deep health and your own endorphins are the headiest drugs in the universe.
Despite liking grownups with my cultural references, background, sensibilities, i'm finally seeing why so many men of my years dally with younger women. If you're a bright, level-headed younger lass with a genuinely "old soul," but mature and not a psychiatric mess with daddy issues, let's talk.
Please be local. Long-distance never works. For some reason, there are no pensive women on this side of the Tunnel. None.
I'm in Walnut Creek. Any alleged bondage women hearabouts are affluenzics, Republicans, low-horizon types looking for a spanking. Gawd. Spanking. How lame is that.
Forgive me, but i've never encountered a bdsm woman from Marin who wasn't a trustfunder, a head case, or bitter over not being able to afford the life/house her parents had, or wasn't a New Age Stepford Wife.
Please, please, please: NO astrology, crystals, religion. Think for yourself. If you're another cat lady or someone who needs a dog or other dumb animal to give you "unconditional love," move on now, please.
If you've read thus far and aren't alienated or seething, contact me immediately if not sooner.
If you equate the above candor with meanness, you're either stewpid, dizzy, or both, and i'm sure you'll have no trouble connecting with one of the married Harley Corvette pickup dick pix "Master Bob" gentlemen.
Oh, yes. You are not an "artist" or "writer" lest you've sold something. Otherwise, you're merely someone who likes to paint or write. Which is fine. Just don't expect me to look at it or read it.
Though i'm not an intellectual nor academic, i shouldn't mind if you are, so long as you don't wear it on your sleeve.
Physical attraction is human, so don't waste our time writing without a picture of your face and form.
Failure to reply with picture heralds fat troll and/or head case.
B D iscipline S M is a joke
if you can't control what you put in your mouth.
Be assured i'm a nice fellow who loves little more than seeing a lovely, thoughtful woman in the throes of ecstasy. Your arousal rivets me. The higher, further, deeper, longer you go, the more so i. It's simple as that.
If you insist on more words, i'm also on here as Pinnacle, a profile i wrote years ago, and my main profile as Eurebus.
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